Lizard
@lizardtown.bsky.social
Probably making a joke. Burnt out social worker, grown up english major, pizza snob, baby wearer, gardener, church lady, reptile. Big fan of New Jersey.
I just use it for groups and for marketplace because my whole feed is crap like this.
September 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I just use it for groups and for marketplace because my whole feed is crap like this.
Since I know you were all wondering this was my prize!
September 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Since I know you were all wondering this was my prize!
Excuse me? Get this off my timeline. I mean I guess I did do this. Got married young (23) and have more kids than I can afford (1).
July 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Excuse me? Get this off my timeline. I mean I guess I did do this. Got married young (23) and have more kids than I can afford (1).
Hi Lidl shoppers, you do not get to use all the little kid carts instead of using a basket *and* be annoyed at my kid who will not sit in the cart and wants to run around because pushing one of these carts that are intended for children would have distracted her from such mischief.
July 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hi Lidl shoppers, you do not get to use all the little kid carts instead of using a basket *and* be annoyed at my kid who will not sit in the cart and wants to run around because pushing one of these carts that are intended for children would have distracted her from such mischief.
So glad Highland Park library added this little step stool. Pretty sure this girl likes checking out books more than reading them.
July 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So glad Highland Park library added this little step stool. Pretty sure this girl likes checking out books more than reading them.
She ate ice cream in it! I'm just so impressed!
July 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She ate ice cream in it! I'm just so impressed!
Last night in Metuchen. Toddlers love public spaces!
July 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Last night in Metuchen. Toddlers love public spaces!
I keep seeing this meme but I'm pretty sure my great grandparents grew up in tenements with no heat in Gilded Age New York City and probably would have loved some fruit by the foot.
July 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I keep seeing this meme but I'm pretty sure my great grandparents grew up in tenements with no heat in Gilded Age New York City and probably would have loved some fruit by the foot.
Summer is for block parties. Streets are for drawing with chalk.
July 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Summer is for block parties. Streets are for drawing with chalk.
Not to be wholesome on main but I got this cabinet on my town buy nothing group and for the last few days I've been putting different toys in it for Amelia to find in the morning and 🥰🥰🥰
June 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Not to be wholesome on main but I got this cabinet on my town buy nothing group and for the last few days I've been putting different toys in it for Amelia to find in the morning and 🥰🥰🥰
I keep highlighting passages on my kobo and then taking a picture of it and then sending them to my best church friends which I'm sure they definitely appreciate. It's like a screenshot but worse.
June 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I keep highlighting passages on my kobo and then taking a picture of it and then sending them to my best church friends which I'm sure they definitely appreciate. It's like a screenshot but worse.
This is who runs this account.
June 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is who runs this account.
Meanwhile I'm in this spot and I'm like...is my child small?
June 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Meanwhile I'm in this spot and I'm like...is my child small?
I have a real love hate relationship with the Little Feminist board books (mostly hate) and I'm seriously considering shading in Frida Kahlo's eyebrow with some marker.
June 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have a real love hate relationship with the Little Feminist board books (mostly hate) and I'm seriously considering shading in Frida Kahlo's eyebrow with some marker.
Got this cabinet on the local buy nothing group yesterday so I'm excited to spend the rest of this hot day opening and closing the doors 500x.
June 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Got this cabinet on the local buy nothing group yesterday so I'm excited to spend the rest of this hot day opening and closing the doors 500x.
Are these weird meme things that get recommended to me written by AI. This feels like some kind of crunchy mad libs.
June 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Are these weird meme things that get recommended to me written by AI. This feels like some kind of crunchy mad libs.
There was a time when I was cynical about these but I am only interested in shopping at grocery stores with carts like this.
May 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There was a time when I was cynical about these but I am only interested in shopping at grocery stores with carts like this.
My dad thinks I should run for Congress and I'm thinking that the center point of my platform is going to be mailing all toddlers a pair of overalls starting when they're 18mo til they're 4 because overalls are the cutest.
May 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My dad thinks I should run for Congress and I'm thinking that the center point of my platform is going to be mailing all toddlers a pair of overalls starting when they're 18mo til they're 4 because overalls are the cutest.
I'm convinced this page is a weird anti feminist psy-op and these captions are just SO cringe.
May 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm convinced this page is a weird anti feminist psy-op and these captions are just SO cringe.
I don't know if this is a fair trade but this focaccia came really pretty!
May 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't know if this is a fair trade but this focaccia came really pretty!
Extremely hard to believe that exactly two years ago these were my real nails and that I knit a whole baby blanket with them.
April 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Extremely hard to believe that exactly two years ago these were my real nails and that I knit a whole baby blanket with them.
My girly has a closet full of pretty smocked dresses and it will be too cold for any of them at the Easter egg hunt so I stitched up the underarms and put the buttons on this cardigan (that I started knitting when she was in the hospital) for her to wear tomorrow.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My girly has a closet full of pretty smocked dresses and it will be too cold for any of them at the Easter egg hunt so I stitched up the underarms and put the buttons on this cardigan (that I started knitting when she was in the hospital) for her to wear tomorrow.
Menu planning with a tiny helper. Do they make toy fountain pens?
April 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Menu planning with a tiny helper. Do they make toy fountain pens?