Lizett
@lizettms.bsky.social
Recovering LawTwitter. Managing attorney and chief projects director at the Ohio Justice and Policy Center. On the mom track. Skeets are my own, not my employer’s.
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Is there a better line reading than “and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…”
a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
ALT: a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Is there a better line reading than “and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…”
a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
ALT: a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is there a better line reading than “and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…”
All these government accounts keep spammig me with propaganda on Facebook and they only have one joke which is the Jon Hamm rave scene. It’s not even funny! These people are so bad at memes!
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
All these government accounts keep spammig me with propaganda on Facebook and they only have one joke which is the Jon Hamm rave scene. It’s not even funny! These people are so bad at memes!
Someone in a Disney Cruise group I’m in asked about flu shots for their 9 month old and the number of nurses chiming in saying they were glad they never get them was 😩
“They just made me sick” “I never gave them to my kids and they never got it!” “Just use Oscillococcinum”
NURSES 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
“They just made me sick” “I never gave them to my kids and they never got it!” “Just use Oscillococcinum”
NURSES 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Number of flu shots given by the median ENT over their entire career: 0
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Someone in a Disney Cruise group I’m in asked about flu shots for their 9 month old and the number of nurses chiming in saying they were glad they never get them was 😩
“They just made me sick” “I never gave them to my kids and they never got it!” “Just use Oscillococcinum”
NURSES 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
“They just made me sick” “I never gave them to my kids and they never got it!” “Just use Oscillococcinum”
NURSES 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Once again, I washed my car this morning because it finally warmed up and it was covered in salt and it rained ☔️ this afternoon 😒
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Once again, I washed my car this morning because it finally warmed up and it was covered in salt and it rained ☔️ this afternoon 😒
A good number of our clients have participated in the prison dog training program, and at least one has cats. They make a profound difference in an incarcerated person’s life and rehabilitation. Reminding them they are loved, needed, and valued.
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A good number of our clients have participated in the prison dog training program, and at least one has cats. They make a profound difference in an incarcerated person’s life and rehabilitation. Reminding them they are loved, needed, and valued.
TWENTY??
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
TWENTY??
I’d like to thank streaming TV and the internet for helping me not even realize this was a thing that happened until now. Live TV would have betrayed me.
I get that the world is changing, and people's attention span is 3 seconds or less, but that speech was AWFUL - I can't even imagine what they were trying to accomplish..
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’d like to thank streaming TV and the internet for helping me not even realize this was a thing that happened until now. Live TV would have betrayed me.
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This, for the love of all that is holy
Compliant and credulous media will be the death of the republic
Compliant and credulous media will be the death of the republic
There's no rule of journalism that says you have to show a president telling lie after lie – uncorrected – many times a day. That's a decision that corporate media are making for purposes other than delivering the truth to the public.
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This, for the love of all that is holy
Compliant and credulous media will be the death of the republic
Compliant and credulous media will be the death of the republic
So hot priest is in a movie about priests, but in this one, he’s not a priest.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So hot priest is in a movie about priests, but in this one, he’s not a priest.
It’s important to note the US Sentencing Commission is taking public comment on this right now. Anyone can make a comment!
comment.ussc.gov/apex/r/ussc_...
comment.ussc.gov/apex/r/ussc_...
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It’s important to note the US Sentencing Commission is taking public comment on this right now. Anyone can make a comment!
comment.ussc.gov/apex/r/ussc_...
comment.ussc.gov/apex/r/ussc_...
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People who think pardons are somehow inherently corrupt because they are given out by one person, I really fuckin hate to tell you about the state of parole boards
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
People who think pardons are somehow inherently corrupt because they are given out by one person, I really fuckin hate to tell you about the state of parole boards
I honestly kind of love this. Probably the beginning of the end of the small, weird bowls.
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I honestly kind of love this. Probably the beginning of the end of the small, weird bowls.
The fun part* of working at a small non-profit law firm is getting to battle Adobe and a brand new e-filing system for literal hours!
*extremely frustrating part
Just think how many of you big law litigators are missing out on the tech fun.
*extremely frustrating part
Just think how many of you big law litigators are missing out on the tech fun.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The fun part* of working at a small non-profit law firm is getting to battle Adobe and a brand new e-filing system for literal hours!
*extremely frustrating part
Just think how many of you big law litigators are missing out on the tech fun.
*extremely frustrating part
Just think how many of you big law litigators are missing out on the tech fun.
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Notre Dame are you effing kidding me with this fake punt for an 83 yard TD
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
<giggles>
Scruffy getting progressively comfortable as we watch the game:
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Scruffy getting progressively comfortable as we watch the game:
The conditions in the highest security prisons are truly deplorable.
After Biden commuted the sentences of 37 men on federal death row last year, the Trump administration is retaliating by sending them to the supermax. Prisoners are locked in cells smaller than a parking space 22-24 hours a day.
One prisoner told me he fears he won't make it out alive.
My latest:
One prisoner told me he fears he won't make it out alive.
My latest:
Death Row Prisoners Granted Clemency by Biden Brace for "Living Hell" Under Trump - Bolts
Trump officials are retaliating by imposing the harshest conditions in the entire federal prison system, including near total isolation.
boltsmag.org
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The conditions in the highest security prisons are truly deplorable.
Starting the ND - Stanford game, but these old bones will struggle to get to halftime.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Starting the ND - Stanford game, but these old bones will struggle to get to halftime.
Going to Costco on a Saturday, but during OSU - Michigan. Will report back on whether this was an unbelievably stupid idea or the best idea ever?
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Going to Costco on a Saturday, but during OSU - Michigan. Will report back on whether this was an unbelievably stupid idea or the best idea ever?
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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Watch:
Starting off strong with Buena Vista Social Club. I am looking forward to all the Broadway performances.
Starting off strong with Buena Vista Social Club. I am looking forward to all the Broadway performances.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Watch:
Starting off strong with Buena Vista Social Club. I am looking forward to all the Broadway performances.
Starting off strong with Buena Vista Social Club. I am looking forward to all the Broadway performances.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Did we forget why we all love A Few Good Men?
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Did we forget why we all love A Few Good Men?
What this shows is that, just as Americans are all just temporarily embarrassed millionaires, Dems must think their base is made of temporarily embarrassed Republicans who will eventually turn over and still want their support.
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What this shows is that, just as Americans are all just temporarily embarrassed millionaires, Dems must think their base is made of temporarily embarrassed Republicans who will eventually turn over and still want their support.
Watching college football and I’m so glad I did not go to college during a “weird mustache” popularity wave.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Watching college football and I’m so glad I did not go to college during a “weird mustache” popularity wave.