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Liz Keye

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · Aug 12

I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the rich internal landscape

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 7h

it's a common misconception that jane goodall was a militant flat-earther, most of the quotes attributed to her on the subject were actually translations of ape philosophies

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 17h

They should invent a long wire coming out your body that plugs into the bottom of your phone and explains things

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 18h

You're gonna be so pro

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 23h

I went for washed up corpse on a beach today

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you I will let you know if I hear anything from the velvet night

For now I'll tell you that there's a kind of tiny chopped up rice cake you can buy and cover in exquisite sauces which may be vital to morale

That's all I can say. They cannot fall into the wrong hands. They're too important.

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

I'm lying down this evening so I hope there isn't war, my bottom isn't large enough. I don't feel like I'm ready.

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe if we focused more on getting better we'd be better at not getting worse

- the world's most beautiful and wisest child

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

It's my twins and they are screaming

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

Powerfully underrated post

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

❤️💾💿❤️
thank you memory

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 2d

Naebody pays attention to the thickness of the veil these days it's THIN chill OOT!!!!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 2d

You're fucking telling me man

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 2d

Hells bells some innovations they have these days eh?

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 3d

Symbol-wise cool S is the opposite of fascism for reasons I can't fully explain

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Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie Moosh) @coombutt.bsky.social · 3d

Fo-fi beats to fo-fum to

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Um sorry grobian but am I going to believe you or the 1940 film fantasia?

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey chin up man at least they're not slugs! And going slow is nice, it's elegant, duchesses go slow. You ever see a dutchess scrabbling about at bloody sixty miles an hour? No! Exactly.

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

In the 1940 film fantasia they drink a rainbow straight out of a puddle

Rainbow reflected in puddle, puddle scooped into cup, cup brought to mouth, rainbow poured into gob (colours intact), little silly fucker gulps it down. This was all in ancient greece.

what do you think about that?

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Perhaps they ate a book and now they know that they know nothing and it turned them into nerds we should make them eat the resident evil films to balance it out

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

What is it that worries them?

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Cool

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

Venerable master, are you not afraid the pen will run dry?

No, my young friend, for in my mind it has run dry already (and then you look at his parchment and he's squiggling dicks)

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

And rightly so it's good for universal balance

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

You should say sorry to bollards if you bump into them and then get embarrassed