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Lizyarikus Luminous
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they/them | your favourite eastern european cryptid | the evil proshipper your mom warned you about |

https://lizyarikus.carrd.co/
https://pronouns.page/@Lizyarikus
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I know I've been blocked by some folks, and I've also blocked folks myself, soooooo...

Here's a facebook style meme I threw together in Krita that I'm okay with folks reposting and sharing around. Just remember the alt text!
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The 12th annual international Gender Census 2025 is now open until at least 30th August 2025!

survey.gendercensus.com

It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
July 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fuck you. Die painfully.
July 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Used to do countdowns on Twitter every year

Two minutes, ig?
July 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don't see people talking about the weird political situation with Ukraine invasion and the Gaza genocide that is "you know that when you're talking about those European people who moved to Israel, a lot of them are Eastern European Ashkenazi, right?" 🧵1/
July 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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And now…the other one.
April 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My brain just used COVID as the explanation to the "you're in school again" nightmare. Fucking bitch.
April 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Oh, but when I talk for 24 hours straight, it's "infodumping"
April 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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@weratedogs.com

I'd love to come on the podcast to talk about good dogs in movies
This will be my 2nd year making a video titled "Ranking this year's movies by how good the dogs are"
March 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's the crosshatching for me.
*laughs in archivist* PITIFUL

(that is legit shocking tho)
I would simply start crying.
January 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am the world's bravest soldier I am eating pasta even though it tastes like onion
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
God, my mental health took a random dip.
Feel HORRIBLE.
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Look at Kevin everyone
I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
January 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Followed a bunch of Americans in the last couple of days, now my feed at least is alive.
January 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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She wears short skirts I have pin worms
She’s cheer captain and I. Have. Pinworms.
January 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I haven't seen any services offering Americans to download/store the entirety of their TikTok data
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You can replace the sticker with 2025 and it'll still work for NYE
My roommate’s birthday was in late November, and the balloon has held up remarkably well, but we needed to figure out how to make it seasonally appropriate to match our other decor. I think we did a pretty solid job, all things considered.
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Me: “Military propaganda in our media is incredibly pervasive and deeply harmful to our cultural psyche.”

Also Me: *chowing on popcorn watching Top Gun: Maverick for the 73rd time this week* UGHHHH big plane go zoom SO FAST-
December 30, 2024 at 5:03 PM
December 28, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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We have too many horror movies that demonize trans people
And yet not one of them has the tagline "There's an end in transgender"
What's the point in harming vulnerable populations if you're too much of a coward for puns?
December 27, 2024 at 6:13 AM
As someone has absolutely correctly noted in the YouTube comments - this is exactly what Shakespeare would have wanted
An exclusive preview!
December 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I just realized

We don't really use any of that stuff do we?

We love our flags and our microlabels. But somehow I barely see anyone use the circle thingies. Is there a reason? They're cool!
December 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Ao3 tag "Non-Consensual Electroconvulsive Therapy"

that's just torture.
December 14, 2024 at 7:00 PM
@alpacakittens.bsky.social reading about Romanian things in French might've been the weirdest experience of today.
December 11, 2024 at 8:19 PM