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liz 🪽🌷🌙
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i laugh at my own jokes
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Tillamook Bay, Oregon
August 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely."

Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
May 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
thinking about how many animals who hear fire works and get scared and how there’s no way for us to tell them it’s okay and that nothing is going to hurt them
May 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Being in between friend groups is like moving houses
May 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
May 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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May 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He waved at me today ☺️
May 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The worst catastrophes of history are caused by men who are malevolent, ignorant, and have exceptional wills.
April 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
i deleted tiktok to get me off my phone and all I’ve done is replaced it with Instagram reels 😔
April 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
im learning to work with what I’ve got
April 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Bring back male yearning
April 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
how to stop procrastination no glue no borax
April 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s hard being a good communicator in a world full of people who don’t use their turn signals
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM