People are still buying alcohol, just not American alcohol. There’s a whole world out there! 🍷

Or “we decided not to hire you because you are racist” and she heard “because of your race”.

Oh dear. I misread that as “National Racial Anus Day”.

Which is about right.

Well, theres always a few bad apples...

Imagine if a foreigner moved to the US, had a plan to have as many children in the US as he could, and sabotaged the infrastructure. That would be terrible. But I don't think the children should be punished, I think the wealth should be stripped and Musk himself imprisoned instead.

AI probably told him.

Oh my!

I had to find out how cute this was. Turns out: incredibly cute and I needed to know this. I put some time into these alt-tags

They all sound like Grindr handles, or porn movies.

My first “ma’am” was also a bit disturbing.