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flukejones
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Software engineer in NZ.
Rewrote Doom in Rust.
Major contributor to ASUS ROG laptop support in Linux kernel.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The company worth $3,600,000,000,000 everybody.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yeah that first dip was water loss. Outside in heat with intense physical exercise etc. the second one though, that’s fat loss. I only weigh in morning never any other time, and mostly so I can track trends relating to what I’m doing. In sept I was in Italy stuck in an office all day 😞
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My weight is a bit nuts at the moment. Generally around 82kg but those two low dips are 80.5kg, first is a weekend I did digging and shovelling all weekend and last is I did house cleaning the entire weekend (everything, top to bottom). Thorough cleaning is a hell of an aerobic workout.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Doofus bird.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I just gave this little shit food and treats and yet…
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
My man living his best life
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The reason the Steam Cube is a cube is because everyone gonna mod that thing in to either the Hellraiser Lament Configuration cube or the Portal companion cube. There are no other logical choices.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Same thing
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Actual historical taxidermy in New Zealand museums
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I mean it’s not much of a leap from this. Lad raided his mums sewing kit. That’s a zip stapled to the front piece 😅
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How my orange man likes to sit
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Any interest in this?
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Not far off
October 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I thought towers were rather uncommon? Here is one of my systems, 486DX66. Doom has some very noticeable framerate changes on it.
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Massive brute cats who are wonderful, Unite!
Adonis is so similar to my old lad, Hamish (named after Hamish and Andy an Australian comedy duo). He weighed nearly 8kg in his prime, absolute chonker of muscle.
October 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sometimes I feel like I am in wonderland. I’m in Italy for three weeks. It’s a yearly or bi-yearly thing. I travel business class and I don’t pay accommodation. Places I stay feel like home with cow farts and paddocks. I identify shitty couch, terrible kitset cupboards, neighbour is basically farm
September 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I like everything about the new macOS 26. Except this: they essentially just shoved a billion pixel width border around everything to make it look pretty and all it really does is just take up space and make buttons smaller
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I’ve seen this movie
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Unstable blackhole projected on my leg from tequila
September 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Doing art class with my son and yes I make everything fart. I’m a dad.
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“I found the issue, Jeff. The coin counter doesn’t accept catnip”
September 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
That’s why I’m so damned happy there’s this company in NZ doing actual glass jars full, and actual natural flavours or even *no flavour* which I dump an espresso in. The energy drink vibe stuff tastes atrociously bad. Maybe something similar in Ireland? www.nothingnaughty.kiwi.nz/collections/...
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Okay this is a killer feature of ncos 26 for me. Yes please and thank you - I'm in airports a lot and try to work, this will ease my tension a bit.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That time I really fucked it up
September 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM