Shifty Bench
@llamakins.bsky.social
Dungeon Master / Wine Weirdo / Probably not a dinosaur
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Spent some time in the woods this weekend. Went Squatchin’
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Spent some time in the woods this weekend. Went Squatchin’
I am so bad at this Bluesky thing. Uh, pet your cat, drink more rum, give me your espresso machine if you get raptured.
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am so bad at this Bluesky thing. Uh, pet your cat, drink more rum, give me your espresso machine if you get raptured.
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Final results of the CSB Tier List! I think we scored them all pretty well.
September 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Final results of the CSB Tier List! I think we scored them all pretty well.
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Every 60 seconds in America, a wild animal is devoured live by RFK Jr.
August 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Every 60 seconds in America, a wild animal is devoured live by RFK Jr.
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Opinion: My Favorite Beach Boys are Finally Reunited in the Afterlife: Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, and Charlie Manson
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
Opinion: My Favorite Beach Boys are Finally Reunited in the Afterlife: Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, and Charlie Manson
I choose to take solace in the fact that he crossed over into the afterlife and reunited with my other favorite Beach Boys, his younger brother Dennis, and psychotic cult leader and murderer Charlie M...
thehardtimes.net
June 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Opinion: My Favorite Beach Boys are Finally Reunited in the Afterlife: Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, and Charlie Manson
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Any cocktail can be made with Malort if you're brave enough
Are there any cocktails made with Malort?
May 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Any cocktail can be made with Malort if you're brave enough
It’s hard for @alchemist0.bsky.social and I to be the funniest people on earth.
May 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s hard for @alchemist0.bsky.social and I to be the funniest people on earth.
My friends are cool as fuck! Saving me from a major headache!
Managed to snag an in-person Switch 2 pre-order at Gamestop so my target one will be going to my best buddy @llamakins.bsky.social
Glad the hassle is over with completely and that I can still pick up my console midnight.
Glad the hassle is over with completely and that I can still pick up my console midnight.
April 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My friends are cool as fuck! Saving me from a major headache!
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today we celebrate Him
@scalzi.com is coming to Phoenix Fan Fusion! This may be what pushes me into going!
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@scalzi.com is coming to Phoenix Fan Fusion! This may be what pushes me into going!
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Oh god another app to deal with, uh CAT PICTURE GO
January 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh god another app to deal with, uh CAT PICTURE GO
“No! I’m a large absent minded spirit!”
The ghost of Christmas present is my favorite part. Forever outfit inspiration.
The ghost of Christmas present is my favorite part. Forever outfit inspiration.
December 2, 2024 at 3:25 AM
“No! I’m a large absent minded spirit!”
The ghost of Christmas present is my favorite part. Forever outfit inspiration.
The ghost of Christmas present is my favorite part. Forever outfit inspiration.
Honestly, the Ghost of Christmas past got Scrooge in one fell swoop. The rest really came through to hammer that stake right in.
December 2, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Honestly, the Ghost of Christmas past got Scrooge in one fell swoop. The rest really came through to hammer that stake right in.
The Love is Gone is the most fucking heart wrenching song in this fucking movie, and it’s a fucking shame that they hide it in the extras version on Disney. Should be front and center all the time!
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 AM
The Love is Gone is the most fucking heart wrenching song in this fucking movie, and it’s a fucking shame that they hide it in the extras version on Disney. Should be front and center all the time!
Reposted by Shifty Bench
Happy “‘When Love is Gone” is a necessary part of The Muppet Christmas Carol” to all those who celebrate!! 🤪
December 1, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Happy “‘When Love is Gone” is a necessary part of The Muppet Christmas Carol” to all those who celebrate!! 🤪
“Here is my Christmas speech! Thank you all and Merry Christmas!’
Fozzie’s short part in a Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best parts, especially with Jacob and Marley’s comments about leaving comedy to the bears.
Fozzie’s short part in a Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best parts, especially with Jacob and Marley’s comments about leaving comedy to the bears.
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 AM
“Here is my Christmas speech! Thank you all and Merry Christmas!’
Fozzie’s short part in a Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best parts, especially with Jacob and Marley’s comments about leaving comedy to the bears.
Fozzie’s short part in a Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best parts, especially with Jacob and Marley’s comments about leaving comedy to the bears.
Reposted by Shifty Bench
25 days of Muppet Christmas carol begins now
@llamakins.bsky.social
@llamakins.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
25 days of Muppet Christmas carol begins now
@llamakins.bsky.social
@llamakins.bsky.social
Today begins my 25 days of a Muppet Christmas Carol. Where I attempt to watch a Muppet Christmas Carol once every single day until Christmas! You are welcome to join me in this endeavor to see who will be crowned the ghost of Christmas something or other.
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Today begins my 25 days of a Muppet Christmas Carol. Where I attempt to watch a Muppet Christmas Carol once every single day until Christmas! You are welcome to join me in this endeavor to see who will be crowned the ghost of Christmas something or other.
Reposted by Shifty Bench
STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
November 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)