Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

Who else hanging out on red note?

I swear, if my FBI agent ain't on here keeping me in check ...

The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

The foreign-born, richest man in the world is going full steam ahead with the evil villain thing.

As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

YES!!! I don't care that there's undocumented people. Good for them for finding a home

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊

me: that sounds nice! what happened next?

american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

I never figured out that Twitter thing. Let's see if I can figure out this BlueSky thing. #oldermillenial #imtheadultnow #idontlikebeingtheadult