NEW ~ Know Your Katanas

I’m just a program, designed to make haha. A file name ‘Laugh Man’.

For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new

It ruins my sneaking when that guy plays the xylophone while I tiptoe

The Chicxulub impactor took killing two birds with one stone a little too far in my opinion

How come the waiter looks at me weird when I ask for a sourdough cup for my Dr Pepper?

BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte...
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here

Y’all ever think about how we just got acid inside of our body

We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes

Got gaslit so hard, gotta call her Nelson Mandela

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

Me when I cross paths with @deleudra.bsky.social

Freedom from the everything app is so sweet