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melissa 🌭
@lochmessm0nster.bsky.social
searching for nessie in the philly burbs 🦕
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2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
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April 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I really wish there had been some attempt to revive the desire for authenticity, the rejection of consumerism, and the disgust for selling out as part of the retro 90s trends. Instead we just brought back big pants.
March 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m just going to pretend Gwen Stefani only existed in the 90s
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It’s an honor and a privilege when someone tags me to enter a giveaway. Hope you win girlie 💕
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Help! I have no motivation to clean my house
January 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My entire feed is full of cats so I think this is the good place
January 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ve been on here for weeks but don’t know how to find my friends
January 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM