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you can’t rehabilitate people like this they need to be eliminated
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
my tiny power trip thing is telling management they have to file a ticket while telling staff who are cool with me they can just dm me what they need
February 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
you can’t be talking like that White Baby
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
man’s name is Calvin Ball
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 AM
That is the “luckless and ill-fated” Captain John Ratcliffe; avaricious, murderous Governor of Jamestown, as portrayed in Disney’s Pocahontas and sequel Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World.

In real life he met a well-deserved end:
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 AM
[Big Boi voice]:
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I’m putting together a team
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
why is she dressed like the joker
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
run for Schumer’s seat on a platform of swift and brutal justice for all Epstein associates, you could put up FDR numbers
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
this will be the thing that finally drives mr. holland’s opus’ failson to suicide
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I appreciate this level of transparency in discontinued foods journalism
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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「Democracy dies in darkness」

「Werewolves can be killed with silver bullets」

「Poison-type Pokémon are weak against Ground and Psychic-types」
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
February 5, 2026 at 10:39 AM
can’t expect Orange County and Bay Area liberals to be turned off by the guy hunting homeless people for sport. we’re going to have to start a rumor that he’s mean to dogs
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 AM
can’t expect Orange County and Bay Area liberals to be turned off by the guy hunting homeless people for sport. we’re going to have to start a rumor that he’s mean to dogs
February 5, 2026 at 9:48 AM
there’s a social need to close the book on truly evil people, especially when they die without ever facing a real reckoning, by desecrating their memory. since we didn’t get to hang his corpse upside down in Times Square to be beaten and spit on, clowning on him scratches that itch just a little
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Maybe: Fireman >

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February 5, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Fireman (slow jerking it): hey, can I have $5
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I am in shambles
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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it's not even close
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
suck my dick and balls
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 AM
🫵 RUSSIAN BOT
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 AM