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if you're a little young, this is basically what AIM Away Messages were
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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it's not even close
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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we are here
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 AM
This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender
At this point the oil barons hardly even care (they can pivot to renewables too). It’s just gender and internal combustion brain
It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 AM
They’re doing this to me tomorrow
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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lmaooo
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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DON'T ROMANTICIZE THIS TRASH
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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We Can Do This Everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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tl;dr: This is why I hate hippies.
I find statements like “what if everybody chose to be nice” or “it’s all because of greed!” thoroughly unmoving and naïve. Blaming our problems on the way individuals are (unlikely to change) rather than how society’s arranged (which we collectively have complete control over) is all sound and fury.
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the unbothered bisexual dinosaur and you as the incontinent ICE agent
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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2045: A smiling silver haired ohtani signs the papers that unite Japan and California as a new, single nation
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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In honor of Columbus Day, I will be “exploring” the homes of local landlords and “discovering” their copper pipes
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Absolutely no disrespect meant to this poster — they’re broadly right — but that can’t be the entirety of the plan. No Kings and other “family friendly” protests have a place; they’re an entry point into political action for people who have never been out in the street.
Like I know there are edgelord leftists out there who look down their noses at shit like No Kings but sorry you guys, the more mass protest looks fun and family-friendly, the bigger it gets and the better its chances of being broadly effective
Portland does not own the patent on inflatable animal costume protests, come on people
October 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
President Xi, My name is Kelly Taillon-Hoerner, I am 11 years old. I live in the occupied territory of Illinois. My people yearn for freedom. Please send 10,000 Dongfeng Intercontinental ballistic missiles and Chengdu J-20 Multirole Stealth Fighters. Your soldiers will be greeted as liberators
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
let’s be real though
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM