Mrs Spoonpoodle
@lollygagging.bsky.social
Predominantly hostile and suspicious. A truly terrible lover. Tastes like strawberries.
Whatever you do, don’t check the headlines.
Just a little catchall advice for the times we live in.
Just a little catchall advice for the times we live in.
October 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Whatever you do, don’t check the headlines.
Just a little catchall advice for the times we live in.
Just a little catchall advice for the times we live in.
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
September 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Everything is fine.
Ha! April Fools. It’s actually all awful.
Ha! April Fools. It’s actually all awful.
April 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Everything is fine.
Ha! April Fools. It’s actually all awful.
Ha! April Fools. It’s actually all awful.
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holey water? no you must mean melted cheese
February 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
holey water? no you must mean melted cheese
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🎶 I don't wanna rock, DJ🎵
February 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🎶 I don't wanna rock, DJ🎵
Seriously though, how do people have the energy? One tweet a week is PLENTY.
January 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Seriously though, how do people have the energy? One tweet a week is PLENTY.
Is it really “important information” about your terms and conditions though?
January 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Is it really “important information” about your terms and conditions though?
Fuck off podcasts. Radio 4 did it first. Radio 4 does it best.
January 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Fuck off podcasts. Radio 4 did it first. Radio 4 does it best.
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no disrespect to my followers but i refuse to believe any of you are real. i say this with love.
January 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
no disrespect to my followers but i refuse to believe any of you are real. i say this with love.
No one wants to hear about your holiday in Japan.
January 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
No one wants to hear about your holiday in Japan.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
January 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
Feel dreadful even though I was designated driver last night. Can you get a hangover just from socialising?
January 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Feel dreadful even though I was designated driver last night. Can you get a hangover just from socialising?
Ugh it’s 5.25pm on Christmas party day and particulate matter levels of Miss Dior in the office are verging on dangerous
December 3, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Ugh it’s 5.25pm on Christmas party day and particulate matter levels of Miss Dior in the office are verging on dangerous
Thank fuck where do I sign up
Assisted dying set to be legalised in England and Wales after historic vote
Assisted dying set to be legalised in England and Wales after historic vote
Terminally ill adults with less than six months to live will be given right to die under proposed legislation
MPs have taken a historic step toward legalising assisted dying in England and Wales after backing a bill that would give some terminally ill…
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Thank fuck where do I sign up
NO MORE STARTER PACKS NOW THX THATS ENOUGH
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 PM
NO MORE STARTER PACKS NOW THX THATS ENOUGH
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For those folks who have joined recently, a few tips that may make your experience here more enjoyable.
November 13, 2024 at 3:52 PM
For those folks who have joined recently, a few tips that may make your experience here more enjoyable.
Nail glue leaked through my pocket and my tights are now welded onto my skirt, how’s your day going
November 14, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Nail glue leaked through my pocket and my tights are now welded onto my skirt, how’s your day going
Without thinking, reskeet with the first Simpsons quote that comes into your head.
November 13, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Without thinking, reskeet with the first Simpsons quote that comes into your head.
Best thing about blue sky is the commonplace use of alt text. Helps me get about 80% of visual gags that would otherwise fly over my head.
November 12, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Best thing about blue sky is the commonplace use of alt text. Helps me get about 80% of visual gags that would otherwise fly over my head.
Starting to suspect that the “revolution” isn’t going to be what the tech bros THINK it’s going to be.
November 7, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Starting to suspect that the “revolution” isn’t going to be what the tech bros THINK it’s going to be.
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Once again I fear my mistake here has been misplaced faith in humanity
November 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Once again I fear my mistake here has been misplaced faith in humanity
Maybe, I dunno. Maybe now’s the time to get into garishly coloured leggings. Could be.
November 5, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Maybe, I dunno. Maybe now’s the time to get into garishly coloured leggings. Could be.
How many parsnips is this though
November 3, 2024 at 10:39 AM
How many parsnips is this though