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DHS is spending $8 million to pay influencers to pump out pro‑ICE content. So we’re literally footing the bill for our own propaganda. This is what they think they can get away with—using our money to sell us a narrative we never asked for.
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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This is a true statement‼️
#TrumpsteinFiles
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so...
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July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...
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April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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These freaks are trying to erase some of the most heroic, noble and distinguished acts of military service the country has ever seen.

Absolute vandals of our democracy and proud history: www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
Amid ‘DEI’ purge, Pentagon removes webpage on Iwo Jima flag-raiser
Pages celebrating Navajo code talkers and other minority service members were also erased.
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March 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
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March 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
WASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly deployed 3,000 troops American on a beer run Monday. “As ...
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March 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Elon Musk Unveils Revolutionary Bulletproof Vest
February 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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February 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM