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Lothar Hex
@lotharhex.bsky.social
Misanthropic. He/Him. I love dark humour, robots, & over-analysing cartoons. Married to @rayematthews.bsky.social, Eat the rich. ⬛️⬜️🟪🟫
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F1 Just got more cut-throat (yes I know Dragstrip is an indy car shut up I'm tyred).
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Zoidberg voice: "I'm going for a scuttle."
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Question. If Shockwave has a gunhand and then uses a handgun in his non-gunhand, is that dual wielding or just bad grammar?

Cyberverse Shockwave is definitely a top-tier figure of the line despite the yoga-mode. The lanky legs and big chest and lack of square soldiers really sell this design.
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You call for a medic on the battlefield and these two rock up. Still want the treatment?
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Time for another variation of one of my fave memes with today's new acqusitions/deskbots. Cheap Overcharge and Cyberverse Snarl.

"DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY THAGOMIZER!"
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Progress on Custom Hooligan. Yeah gonna do one forearm orange and one black. The red thighs will need more work but gonna leave that for when I'm done doing the orange. Done 2 coats so far, probably gonna need 2 or 3 more at least before I seal it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I have a plan...
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Don't worry AOTP Bruticus. I stan a short king.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
IN MY ORIFICES.
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
New one for the Nemesis shelf, Adventure Nemesis courtesy of @gworks.bsky.social. Gun from the Centurion kit.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bots of November.

G2 Megs thanks to the beautiful @rayematthews.bsky.social the definite highlight but a good mix of deals and hard to get bots.

The one bot missing from @gworks.bsky.social because of Royal Mail cunt-fuckery will hopefully appear tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@rayematthews.bsky.social gave me my Xmas gift early. God I love her.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's 'We Don't Understand What the Word "Disguise" Means' Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Introduce yourself with four MECHS.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Traitorous Twat Tuesday.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Taking a leaf out of @rayematthews.bsky.social book and gonna start rebelling against polite society.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It's mono-eye Monday in the office.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Don't forget to inject some whimsy into your day bitches!
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Three years later finally completed the bastard at a reasonable price. Still paid a little more than I wanted to for Breakdown and Wildrider but nowhete the stupid prices of eBay and AliExpress.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The CIA in fiction:

Ultimate anti-terror force. Do the worst things for the freedom of America. Know what their enemies are doing at any given time.

CIA in real life:
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ratbastards of the past and future.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Here at Impactor, Impactor & Impactor, we're here for all your impacting needs."

"Excercise, collisions, skulls, animation frames..."

"Bowels."

"Wasnt gonna go there but sure."
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM