Lothar Hex
@lotharhex.bsky.social
Misanthropic. He/Him. I love dark humour, robots, & over-analysing cartoons. Married to @rayematthews.bsky.social, Eat the rich. ⬛️⬜️🟪🟫
Lothar Hex on twitter.
Lothar Hex on twitter.
This morning I told @rayematthews.bsky.social that I would probably go to B&Q (I have gravel needs) after I drop her off at work tomorrow and she let out the same dissapinted "awww" I used to do when I was 8 and missed out on a trip to Toys R Us.
I love this woman.
I love this woman.
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
This morning I told @rayematthews.bsky.social that I would probably go to B&Q (I have gravel needs) after I drop her off at work tomorrow and she let out the same dissapinted "awww" I used to do when I was 8 and missed out on a trip to Toys R Us.
I love this woman.
I love this woman.
If seeing this robot makes you angry, you and I probably won't be friends.
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
If seeing this robot makes you angry, you and I probably won't be friends.
Weird bug infestation in the office today.
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Weird bug infestation in the office today.
New bots from January 2026.
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
New bots from January 2026.
Finally got around to figuring out a decent fix for TR Sixshot's knees (take out pin from knee, cover pin withthin layer of superglue, let dry, put pin back in) so he can do all the high kicks he wants and not fall over.
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Finally got around to figuring out a decent fix for TR Sixshot's knees (take out pin from knee, cover pin withthin layer of superglue, let dry, put pin back in) so he can do all the high kicks he wants and not fall over.
My shoulders hurt and it's all @rayematthews.bsky.social fault for being so fucking sexy.
a close up of a man in a suit and tie smiling .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie smiling .
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January 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
My shoulders hurt and it's all @rayematthews.bsky.social fault for being so fucking sexy.
Me whenever I' see someone using Motion Smoothing on their TV.
a cartoon character with a star in his nose says " evil "
ALT: a cartoon character with a star in his nose says " evil "
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January 28, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Me whenever I' see someone using Motion Smoothing on their TV.
Just sitting at home, working with three of my fave, & biggest, Masterpiece figs.
A few years ago if you would have told me I'd spend more than £100 on a single figure, I'd laugh. Though in fairness only one of these three broke that target, and Sixshot was a gift from my wife, but I have others.
A few years ago if you would have told me I'd spend more than £100 on a single figure, I'd laugh. Though in fairness only one of these three broke that target, and Sixshot was a gift from my wife, but I have others.
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Just sitting at home, working with three of my fave, & biggest, Masterpiece figs.
A few years ago if you would have told me I'd spend more than £100 on a single figure, I'd laugh. Though in fairness only one of these three broke that target, and Sixshot was a gift from my wife, but I have others.
A few years ago if you would have told me I'd spend more than £100 on a single figure, I'd laugh. Though in fairness only one of these three broke that target, and Sixshot was a gift from my wife, but I have others.
As a dog owner THE OPENING 15 MINUTES OF GOD OF WAR: RAGNOROK CAN GO FUCK ITSELF.
January 27, 2026 at 9:55 PM
As a dog owner THE OPENING 15 MINUTES OF GOD OF WAR: RAGNOROK CAN GO FUCK ITSELF.
I try not to go too political here but for fuck's sake any Tory or ex-Tory that makes a comment about British public services "being on their knees" or similar without adding "Just like we planned" needs to have their limbs chopped off then be thrown in the ocean.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I try not to go too political here but for fuck's sake any Tory or ex-Tory that makes a comment about British public services "being on their knees" or similar without adding "Just like we planned" needs to have their limbs chopped off then be thrown in the ocean.
Oh look, another new Masterpiece scale Optimus Prime.
Wake me when they do a Masterpiece Hooligan or G2 Megatron.
Wake me when they do a Masterpiece Hooligan or G2 Megatron.
a dog is wrapped in a blanket with the caption " its nap time viralhog "
ALT: a dog is wrapped in a blanket with the caption " its nap time viralhog "
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January 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Oh look, another new Masterpiece scale Optimus Prime.
Wake me when they do a Masterpiece Hooligan or G2 Megatron.
Wake me when they do a Masterpiece Hooligan or G2 Megatron.
The optimal route always starts with Metal Gear Rex as his "nuke" ability basically makes the game easy mode.
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The optimal route always starts with Metal Gear Rex as his "nuke" ability basically makes the game easy mode.
So. Bought a Cruncyroll year subscription, time to add all that anime that I watched one season of, forgot about cos it took season 2 like 3 years to come out, to my watch list.
Then never watch them.
Then never watch them.
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 PM
So. Bought a Cruncyroll year subscription, time to add all that anime that I watched one season of, forgot about cos it took season 2 like 3 years to come out, to my watch list.
Then never watch them.
Then never watch them.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
"Whiny bitch takes his ball and goes home cos nobody bent the knee over Greenland" is how I'm reading this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Pentagon to offer 'more limited' support to US allies
The US will also offer “more limited” support to US allies, according to a new national defence strategy document.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 AM
"Whiny bitch takes his ball and goes home cos nobody bent the knee over Greenland" is how I'm reading this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
You've probably heard of Sixshot's secret 7th mode, but I bet none of you know about his super secret 8th!
Furry mode.
"UWU, Megatron? can I get some scratchy watchies for my tummy wummy?" 👉😊👈
Furry mode.
"UWU, Megatron? can I get some scratchy watchies for my tummy wummy?" 👉😊👈
January 23, 2026 at 3:10 PM
You've probably heard of Sixshot's secret 7th mode, but I bet none of you know about his super secret 8th!
Furry mode.
"UWU, Megatron? can I get some scratchy watchies for my tummy wummy?" 👉😊👈
Furry mode.
"UWU, Megatron? can I get some scratchy watchies for my tummy wummy?" 👉😊👈
"Who's got six modes, two thumbs, and a crippling depression? This guy. "
January 22, 2026 at 9:55 PM
"Who's got six modes, two thumbs, and a crippling depression? This guy. "
Fuck these things. Horrible flimsy bullshit sub-legion class bullshit. 25 fucking quid for three crap bikes that transform inyo horrific robots that combine into The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, Shub-Niggurath.
January 21, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Fuck these things. Horrible flimsy bullshit sub-legion class bullshit. 25 fucking quid for three crap bikes that transform inyo horrific robots that combine into The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, Shub-Niggurath.
SS TLK Barricade with "Premier" Edition original for today's deskbots.
I think SS had the better transformation & is overall a better toy in terms of articulation, accesories & kibble management. But I do like the insect head, deco & little fun bits like the knuckle dusters on the original more.
I think SS had the better transformation & is overall a better toy in terms of articulation, accesories & kibble management. But I do like the insect head, deco & little fun bits like the knuckle dusters on the original more.
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
SS TLK Barricade with "Premier" Edition original for today's deskbots.
I think SS had the better transformation & is overall a better toy in terms of articulation, accesories & kibble management. But I do like the insect head, deco & little fun bits like the knuckle dusters on the original more.
I think SS had the better transformation & is overall a better toy in terms of articulation, accesories & kibble management. But I do like the insect head, deco & little fun bits like the knuckle dusters on the original more.
"Iä! Iä! Limewire fhtagn!"
*drinks a tea made up of crushed Limp Bizkit merchandise and Tamagotchis*
*drinks a tea made up of crushed Limp Bizkit merchandise and Tamagotchis*
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
"Iä! Iä! Limewire fhtagn!"
*drinks a tea made up of crushed Limp Bizkit merchandise and Tamagotchis*
*drinks a tea made up of crushed Limp Bizkit merchandise and Tamagotchis*
*David Attenborough voice*
"And now here we see one of the greatest rivalries in nature. The scorpion cobra cowboy vs the eagle wolf knight. Both apex predators who could not be more different, and yet so similar in one aspect. They're both dumb as a wet sack of rocks."
"And now here we see one of the greatest rivalries in nature. The scorpion cobra cowboy vs the eagle wolf knight. Both apex predators who could not be more different, and yet so similar in one aspect. They're both dumb as a wet sack of rocks."
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 PM
*David Attenborough voice*
"And now here we see one of the greatest rivalries in nature. The scorpion cobra cowboy vs the eagle wolf knight. Both apex predators who could not be more different, and yet so similar in one aspect. They're both dumb as a wet sack of rocks."
"And now here we see one of the greatest rivalries in nature. The scorpion cobra cowboy vs the eagle wolf knight. Both apex predators who could not be more different, and yet so similar in one aspect. They're both dumb as a wet sack of rocks."
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 17, 2026 at 11:04 AM