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Lothar Hex
@lotharhex.bsky.social
Misanthropic. He/Him. I love dark humour, robots, & over-analysing cartoons. Married to @rayematthews.bsky.social, Eat the rich. ⬛️⬜️🟪🟫
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Question. If Shockwave has a gunhand and then uses a handgun in his non-gunhand, is that dual wielding or just bad grammar?

Cyberverse Shockwave is definitely a top-tier figure of the line despite the yoga-mode. The lanky legs and big chest and lack of square soldiers really sell this design.
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
What I'm getting g from this is "My movements are more limited, scheduled, and predictable."

Which I am absolutely fine with.
this feels like a positive thing since he was doing Nazi salutes
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You call for a medic on the battlefield and these two rock up. Still want the treatment?
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Time for another variation of one of my fave memes with today's new acqusitions/deskbots. Cheap Overcharge and Cyberverse Snarl.

"DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY THAGOMIZER!"
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Progress on Custom Hooligan. Yeah gonna do one forearm orange and one black. The red thighs will need more work but gonna leave that for when I'm done doing the orange. Done 2 coats so far, probably gonna need 2 or 3 more at least before I seal it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
World: The perfect music video does not exist.

Me:
youtu.be/vDjxEpNfnfs?...
[SFM Music Video] Coward Killing Time
YouTube video by iodbc - The Black Box
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I have a plan...
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Don't worry AOTP Bruticus. I stan a short king.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
IN MY ORIFICES.
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
John Carpenter's Happy Feet.

Spoiler, Quentin Tarantino is actually the director.
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

(Note: This almost happened for real!)
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Is there a better app for podcasts than Spotify? Cos I really don't wanna support them but I find others don't give you the ability to create your own playlist. Or if they do it's ONE and you can't edit them.
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
People who say "chef's kiss" instead of *actually doing the chef kiss* in an audio/visual medium need to be punched in the face at least three times a week.
a cartoon character stands in front of a red light
ALT: a cartoon character stands in front of a red light
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
New one for the Nemesis shelf, Adventure Nemesis courtesy of @gworks.bsky.social. Gun from the Centurion kit.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bots of November.

G2 Megs thanks to the beautiful @rayematthews.bsky.social the definite highlight but a good mix of deals and hard to get bots.

The one bot missing from @gworks.bsky.social because of Royal Mail cunt-fuckery will hopefully appear tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@rayematthews.bsky.social gave me my Xmas gift early. God I love her.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@rayematthews.bsky.social treated us to a spa day. I took an cold shock bath. Followed by two rounds in the sauna and steam rooms, with much swimming and jacuzzi.

All while she was in her gorgeous swimsuit.

Twas a good day.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"You might be [at your kid’s] soccer game, but you happen to look at a few emails,”...or tying up a few loose ends at work before you put the kids to bed. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a workaholic"

Yes it does you psychopath.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'll be honest the way the UK Budget is being talked about by some people you'd think Reeves announced soylent green is now the nationwide provider of school dinners.

"TAXES RAISED FOR MILLIONS!" of rich people who own houses valued over two million and earn four times the UK average...
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It's 'We Don't Understand What the Word "Disguise" Means' Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
In a move suprising no one I WAS WRONG ABOUT UK POLITICS. Not happening this time. Maybe 2029?
Welp, say goodbye to cheap figures from the likes of ShowZ and Bombusbee if you live in the UK.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"Hold my brick."
a certain subset of the internet needs regular reminders of why centuries of engineering knowledge > one highly confident dude going "trust me, bro" and my only prayer each time is that there are no casualties except the highly confident dude's wallet
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Introduce yourself with four MECHS.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Welp, say goodbye to cheap figures from the likes of ShowZ and Bombusbee if you live in the UK.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM