Aaron Tinsman
@lowstakesexpert.bsky.social
“Maybe a Han Solo type”
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
I don’t have anything negative to say about the halftime show other than Tom Arnold beat him by 30 years
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I don’t have anything negative to say about the halftime show other than Tom Arnold beat him by 30 years
Bad bunny is also my fursonality
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Bad bunny is also my fursonality
The FAKE Halftime Show ratings were a TOTAL DISASTER, everybody knows it. Not patriotic, not American. TPUSA was a good START but still not patriotic enough. We’ll do one BIGGER and BETTER than anyone has ever seen. TWO WEEKS. Stay tuned!
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The FAKE Halftime Show ratings were a TOTAL DISASTER, everybody knows it. Not patriotic, not American. TPUSA was a good START but still not patriotic enough. We’ll do one BIGGER and BETTER than anyone has ever seen. TWO WEEKS. Stay tuned!
“The man with the ball is responsible for what happens to the ball” -Branch Rickey
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“The man with the ball is responsible for what happens to the ball” -Branch Rickey
Frodo’s secret nickname for his friend:
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Frodo’s secret nickname for his friend:
It’s cool, I found it
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It’s cool, I found it
Relax your tight end
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Relax your tight end
Isn’t there anywhere a straight* caucasian man like myself can go to watch a halftime show that’s nice and safe and white?
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Isn’t there anywhere a straight* caucasian man like myself can go to watch a halftime show that’s nice and safe and white?
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
I’ll bite, what makes the rabbit substandard?
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I’ll bite, what makes the rabbit substandard?
I talked to the BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN FARMERS, the BEST farmers anywhere, and they AGREED to LOWER grocery prices. Nobody thought it could be done. They did it for ME, and for our Country. You’re welcome, America. FOOD IS CHEAPER.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I talked to the BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN FARMERS, the BEST farmers anywhere, and they AGREED to LOWER grocery prices. Nobody thought it could be done. They did it for ME, and for our Country. You’re welcome, America. FOOD IS CHEAPER.
When you forget to wear your glasses and now The People™️ are confused about whether what I assume is your favorite Star Wars character makes you weak or weep:
Nessun Dorma will never not make me week
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
When you forget to wear your glasses and now The People™️ are confused about whether what I assume is your favorite Star Wars character makes you weak or weep:
In true opera style, these Olympic Games will not be over until yo’ momma sings
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
In true opera style, these Olympic Games will not be over until yo’ momma sings
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the concern of our Susan Collins” -MLK, probably
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the concern of our Susan Collins” -MLK, probably
When you take a quiz to figure out your pornstar name:
JOHNNY JUZANG RIM PEOTECTOR!!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
When you take a quiz to figure out your pornstar name:
new Fantasia sucks
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
new Fantasia sucks
A racist, a liar, and a pedo-enabler walk into a bar, bartender says “Donald, what can I get ya?”
“A slippery nipple” replied the famously sober Donald, not realizing it’s a drink
“A slippery nipple” replied the famously sober Donald, not realizing it’s a drink
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
A racist, a liar, and a pedo-enabler walk into a bar, bartender says “Donald, what can I get ya?”
“A slippery nipple” replied the famously sober Donald, not realizing it’s a drink
“A slippery nipple” replied the famously sober Donald, not realizing it’s a drink
I guess what I’m saying is that I’m cool with God’s whole “take out the cast of Home Alone 2” plan, but I have suggestions on the order
a woman wearing a pair of gold earrings with the number 8 on them
ALT: a woman wearing a pair of gold earrings with the number 8 on them
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I guess what I’m saying is that I’m cool with God’s whole “take out the cast of Home Alone 2” plan, but I have suggestions on the order
How I imagine you all react when you see I’ve tweeted:
WHY IS THAT MAN ON MY SCREEN
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
How I imagine you all react when you see I’ve tweeted:
When you realize they’ve completely run out Fast and Furious titles:
Nick and his mighty miracle ankle.
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
When you realize they’ve completely run out Fast and Furious titles:
I still think a dime a dozen is a hell of a deal
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I still think a dime a dozen is a hell of a deal
At least we avoided the real national tragedy: accidentally electing a qualified woman.
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
At least we avoided the real national tragedy: accidentally electing a qualified woman.
Guys, I’m worried. What if Turning Point USA doesn’t have enough fireworks leftover from the funeral to have a successful halftime show?
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Guys, I’m worried. What if Turning Point USA doesn’t have enough fireworks leftover from the funeral to have a successful halftime show?
Help I only have $3 and have to make a difficult choice
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Help I only have $3 and have to make a difficult choice
I, Donald Trump, am suing DONALD TRUMP’S IRS, which treated me VERY unfairly. But only TRUMP is strong enough to negotiate with TRUMP, so we’re reaching a GREAT deal like you’ve never seen. Settling early, saving taxpayers BILLIONS, and paying myself FAST. Nobody wins like this. SO MUCH WINNING!
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I, Donald Trump, am suing DONALD TRUMP’S IRS, which treated me VERY unfairly. But only TRUMP is strong enough to negotiate with TRUMP, so we’re reaching a GREAT deal like you’ve never seen. Settling early, saving taxpayers BILLIONS, and paying myself FAST. Nobody wins like this. SO MUCH WINNING!
Calm down guys, I’m sure Elon Musk was just trying to party with Jeffrey Epstein for the articles
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Calm down guys, I’m sure Elon Musk was just trying to party with Jeffrey Epstein for the articles