MummyUnit of Beach Therapy
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mommyunit.bsky.social
Just to save time: Everything is shocking and unprecedented.

That covers it.

Back to Beach Therapy, puns, music, and capybaras.
mommyunit.bsky.social
That wasn't taunting. Good gawd
mommyunit.bsky.social
Eagles are having a truly pitiful evening.
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minakimes.bsky.social
The degree to which Daboll is running Dart is making me a little uncomfy!
mommyunit.bsky.social
Just saw the end of the Phillies Dodgers game.

That was brutal.
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mommyunit.bsky.social
What a cluster end to that half
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell
An inflatable frog costume
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donmoyn.bsky.social
This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
mommyunit.bsky.social
Likely that senior and other witnesses will learn the lesson and leave him alone.
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chrissteller.bsky.social
(Just so it's clear, this skeet was posted **three days** before László Krasznahorkai won the Nobel Prize for Literature)
klaproth.bsky.social
SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake
mommyunit.bsky.social
Dart looked like he might be square dancing with that Eagle.

Do-si-do
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billbarnwell.com
LOL at AJ Brown putting his hands on his hips and sighing as he was on the opposite side of the field from everyone else on that TD
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thatmerecat.bsky.social
Brian Daboll might adopt Jaxon Dart as his son at this point
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broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
ICE agents shot a priest in the head with a pepper spray bullet.

They shot a citizen seven times for allegedly blocking their car in. Then lied about it.

No one is safe. Not our immigrant friends & neighbours. Not citizens. Not journalists.

No one is safe until we are all safe.

Abolish ICE.
mommyunit.bsky.social
Uhhhh. Giants are having a good time. Eagles look poopy.