when troye sivan said “FIYAHPWOOOF” i felt that

websites used to be fun

i’ve never seen die hard but i do love to watch y’all argue about it

*eating buttered toast* my day won’t get any better than this

my nana always said you get a limited number of books in your life so don’t waste them on ones you hate

sir, we've decoded the alien transmission and uhh, well we're pretty sure they're probably not very good with english cause it uh.. well it just doesn't really make sense to us that they'd be this homophobic. like, why would that be what they lead with, you know?

bro just checking in you've been really quiet for a while but the horns just took your leitmotif away from the woodwinds.

trying rly hard to see way less t*ylor sw*ft information on this app than i did on the other one

i’m on suuuuch a mute spree on instagram rn it turns out i don’t wanna look at aaaany of y’all

hey im here again

idk how to use this yet