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RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. WORLD'S FOURTH-BEST DAD. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. UNHINGED. YOU KNOW ME FROM TV. I'M LIKE IF EARL SINCLAIR WAS IN CHARGE AND COULD REALLY LAY PIPE
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SHERWIN-WILLIAMS FUCKING GETS IT:
The Sherwin-Williams "Cover the Earth" logo. The paint is red and looks like blood.
February 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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SAYING "IT WON'T BE SO BAD" AFTER EVERY CABINET PICK LIKE HOMER SIMPSON CHASING AFTER A RUINED ROAST PIG:
Bart and Homer Simpson, staring anxiously into the distance. Homer is wearing an apron because he had barbecued a pig, and that pig is sailing through the air like a cannonball. He's muttering "it's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!"
November 14, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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YOU DIRTLINGS CAN'T HANDLE MORE OF ME:
A desert mesa teems with sagebrush and low trees. Caption: "You are enough. We don't need more of you."
August 22, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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🎵SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY,
OF THEE I SING🎵
Meme format of woman speaking into microphone captioned "In America, if you watch an episode of The Mandalorian, they get to kill your wife." Below the meme is an incomplete headline referencing Disney's attempt to terminate a wrongful death suit on basically exactly this line of reasoning.
August 16, 2024 at 7:27 PM