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RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. WORLD'S FOURTH-BEST DAD. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. UNHINGED. YOU KNOW ME FROM TV. I'M LIKE IF EARL SINCLAIR WAS IN CHARGE AND COULD REALLY LAY PIPE
YOU'RE CONSISTENT WHERE IT COUNTS.
October 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
YOU'RE CONSISTENT WHERE IT COUNTS.
YOU GOT THERE LATE! WHICH IS GOOD. FOR YOU.
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
YOU GOT THERE LATE! WHICH IS GOOD. FOR YOU.
I'M A CARRIE BUT I'M ONLY TWO DRINKS AWAY FROM BECOMING A SAMANTHA.
February 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'M A CARRIE BUT I'M ONLY TWO DRINKS AWAY FROM BECOMING A SAMANTHA.
EVER SINCE I SKIPPED THAT DOSE OF REVOLUTION, STARTED DROOLING UNCONTROLLABLY, AND DOING WHATEVER THE BRAIN SLUG ASKS, I'VE BEEN FEELING GREAT.
February 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
EVER SINCE I SKIPPED THAT DOSE OF REVOLUTION, STARTED DROOLING UNCONTROLLABLY, AND DOING WHATEVER THE BRAIN SLUG ASKS, I'VE BEEN FEELING GREAT.
HONESTLY, I FEEL GREAT AFTER CUTTING ALL THAT SALT OUT OF MY DIET. THAT, AND SWITCHING TO A DRY SHAMPOO.
February 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
HONESTLY, I FEEL GREAT AFTER CUTTING ALL THAT SALT OUT OF MY DIET. THAT, AND SWITCHING TO A DRY SHAMPOO.
YOU DON'T TALK TO SLUG, SLUG OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI SLUUUUUUG LIKE THAT.
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
YOU DON'T TALK TO SLUG, SLUG OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI SLUUUUUUG LIKE THAT.
I GUESS WE'RE TOTALLY FUCKING PORKED, THEN.
February 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I GUESS WE'RE TOTALLY FUCKING PORKED, THEN.
I HAVE A SPECIFIC FEAR OF GETTING SENT TO AREA 51 FOR A VERY BAD TIME.
February 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I HAVE A SPECIFIC FEAR OF GETTING SENT TO AREA 51 FOR A VERY BAD TIME.
I SWEAR, I JUST HAD IT.
February 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I SWEAR, I JUST HAD IT.