Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
Board Certified Senate Historian
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome
EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome
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you got my vote!
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you got my vote!
imho valve is actually pretty clearly within their wrongs!
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
imho valve is actually pretty clearly within their wrongs!
oh hell yeah, we got TWO 2-rain-line days in a ROW??
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
oh hell yeah, we got TWO 2-rain-line days in a ROW??
I'm afraid I don't remember many of the details tho I do remember that some of the enemy sprites had been changed into boobs with bat wings. and I think the sword beam was cum?
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm afraid I don't remember many of the details tho I do remember that some of the enemy sprites had been changed into boobs with bat wings. and I think the sword beam was cum?
i mean, Link's Awakening is already great, and making it so your primary weapon is a big boner instead of a sword doesn't really do anything to DIMINISH it, y'know?
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i mean, Link's Awakening is already great, and making it so your primary weapon is a big boner instead of a sword doesn't really do anything to DIMINISH it, y'know?
also, around the same time, I was learning about emulators and downloading a ton of NES and SNES and Game Boy roms on my parents computer, including one that was labeled as "Link's Awakening" but which was in fact a romhack called "Link's Sexual Awakening"
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
also, around the same time, I was learning about emulators and downloading a ton of NES and SNES and Game Boy roms on my parents computer, including one that was labeled as "Link's Awakening" but which was in fact a romhack called "Link's Sexual Awakening"
if you'll clear out some of these blackberries i don't really care what else you get up to back there
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
if you'll clear out some of these blackberries i don't really care what else you get up to back there
i hope richard kind knows how to swim, or else this remake project will be dead in the water
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i hope richard kind knows how to swim, or else this remake project will be dead in the water
i don't think they should let him do that. to the hoop. there should be a rule against it, or possibly even a law.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i don't think they should let him do that. to the hoop. there should be a rule against it, or possibly even a law.
I think we can all agree that Call of Duty really peaked with "Deep & Hard," the original rap song about the events of CoD4, played over the end credits and performed in character by Sgt Griggs
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think we can all agree that Call of Duty really peaked with "Deep & Hard," the original rap song about the events of CoD4, played over the end credits and performed in character by Sgt Griggs
anyway, dumb little quirks aside i hope you like the game i had a good bad time with it
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
anyway, dumb little quirks aside i hope you like the game i had a good bad time with it
that knee-high wall is uh haunted. yeah that's it it's haunted, you can't go over haunted walls what are you crazy??
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
that knee-high wall is uh haunted. yeah that's it it's haunted, you can't go over haunted walls what are you crazy??
hmm you're probably right. alright, I'm on board
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
hmm you're probably right. alright, I'm on board
how does one... enter the house?? there is no exterior door
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
how does one... enter the house?? there is no exterior door
i would bet anything that she failed the assignment intentionally, and I would bet almost anything that she enrolled in the course specifically for this purpose
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i would bet anything that she failed the assignment intentionally, and I would bet almost anything that she enrolled in the course specifically for this purpose
her first amendment righst were never in any way threatened. the first amendment does not guarantee good grades.
she intentionally put herself in this situation, and wrote an essay she knew would get a bad grade, purely so that she could cause suffering to the instructor. that's painfully obvious.
she intentionally put herself in this situation, and wrote an essay she knew would get a bad grade, purely so that she could cause suffering to the instructor. that's painfully obvious.
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
her first amendment righst were never in any way threatened. the first amendment does not guarantee good grades.
she intentionally put herself in this situation, and wrote an essay she knew would get a bad grade, purely so that she could cause suffering to the instructor. that's painfully obvious.
she intentionally put herself in this situation, and wrote an essay she knew would get a bad grade, purely so that she could cause suffering to the instructor. that's painfully obvious.
to be fair, this year has the shortest possible gap between thx and xmas, so trees cut today will probably be basically fine. trees from lots, tho, that were probably cut a week or two ago, will be dust by xmas.
but aside from all that, who has the fukken energy to do it today? psychos, that's who!
but aside from all that, who has the fukken energy to do it today? psychos, that's who!
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
to be fair, this year has the shortest possible gap between thx and xmas, so trees cut today will probably be basically fine. trees from lots, tho, that were probably cut a week or two ago, will be dust by xmas.
but aside from all that, who has the fukken energy to do it today? psychos, that's who!
but aside from all that, who has the fukken energy to do it today? psychos, that's who!
lotta people out there could stand to engage with the dictionary a little more!
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
lotta people out there could stand to engage with the dictionary a little more!
it's like a buckmark fucked a 1911 in the glock factory
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
it's like a buckmark fucked a 1911 in the glock factory
oh wow you are clearly shopping at a better roths than I am because when I think about the prepackaged sandwiches at the roths near me the first word that comes to mind is "damp"
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
oh wow you are clearly shopping at a better roths than I am because when I think about the prepackaged sandwiches at the roths near me the first word that comes to mind is "damp"