Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
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Ghais Guevara - The Old Guard Is Dead (Live Video)
YouTube video by Ghais Guevara
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Turns out music might be good sometimes??
This book is good as hell, and the audiobook is also really well done. It actually jump scared me a couple times, which is not something I'm used to getting from a novel!
The 50% off sale at Barnes and Noble is still going on! I think through 1/31. A great deal on The October Film Haunt and tons of other hardcovers.
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This book is good as hell, and the audiobook is also really well done. It actually jump scared me a couple times, which is not something I'm used to getting from a novel!
I just finished Blood in The Machine by @bcmerchant.bsky.social and like. I've known for a while that the Luddites were right, but goddamn they were REALLY fuckin right.
Good book, check it out, torch a data center
Good book, check it out, torch a data center
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I just finished Blood in The Machine by @bcmerchant.bsky.social and like. I've known for a while that the Luddites were right, but goddamn they were REALLY fuckin right.
Good book, check it out, torch a data center
Good book, check it out, torch a data center
mandatory trainings seem unusually dire this year. the narration for the first one switched back and forth between two different voices frequently, including several times mid-sentence, and once mid-word
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
mandatory trainings seem unusually dire this year. the narration for the first one switched back and forth between two different voices frequently, including several times mid-sentence, and once mid-word
woke up to like 35lbs of orange idiots standing on my stomach
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
woke up to like 35lbs of orange idiots standing on my stomach
Forrest Gump. Never voluntarily, but they showed us that shit a LOT in middle and high school
What is the movie you have seen the most times that you would say you do NOT like?
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Forrest Gump. Never voluntarily, but they showed us that shit a LOT in middle and high school
lmaoooo it's 97% no
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
lmaoooo it's 97% no
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the best burger and best milkshake, by a long shot, is in Fields, OR, a town a million miles from anything, with a population in the high single digits
Here’s a topic outside the news.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
the best burger and best milkshake, by a long shot, is in Fields, OR, a town a million miles from anything, with a population in the high single digits
Growing up in a mac household in the 90s feels like cheating, but
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Growing up in a mac household in the 90s feels like cheating, but
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Went to the John Le Carre exhibition today and was pleased to learn that the greatest spy novelist of all time in addition to bleak epics of gnawing doubt and tragic moral compromise liked to doodle little animals getting fucked up.
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Went to the John Le Carre exhibition today and was pleased to learn that the greatest spy novelist of all time in addition to bleak epics of gnawing doubt and tragic moral compromise liked to doodle little animals getting fucked up.
Hey, I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong! Rest in piss, Scott!
My assumption with Scott Adams is that he's lying so after Biden dies he can say some shit like "look, my strict regimen of methylene blue and hypnosis let me beat the same cancer that Biden was too weak to fight!"
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hey, I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong! Rest in piss, Scott!
Finally caught up to the point in Berserk where the Dreamcast game I played in 1999 takes place, so I finally have context for who any of those characters were, what they were doing, and why.
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Finally caught up to the point in Berserk where the Dreamcast game I played in 1999 takes place, so I finally have context for who any of those characters were, what they were doing, and why.
but if they make it EXPLICITLY legal to depict Washington with his balls out, that makes it IMPLICITLY ILLEGAL to depict Ben Franklin hanging brain, and I don't think anyone wants to live in that world
congress should make it explicitly legal to depict george washington with his balls out, repost when you agree
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
but if they make it EXPLICITLY legal to depict Washington with his balls out, that makes it IMPLICITLY ILLEGAL to depict Ben Franklin hanging brain, and I don't think anyone wants to live in that world
Jesse "The Scorekeeper" Ventura
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Jesse "The Scorekeeper" Ventura
Hell Is Us is pretty cool but uh it's kind of a bummer so far too
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Hell Is Us is pretty cool but uh it's kind of a bummer so far too
Advice some of you extremely don't need:
January 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Advice some of you extremely don't need:
My righteous, principled stance of "not really knowing what instagram is" pays off yet again
Instagram reportedly had a data breach that exposed the personal information of 17.5M users
The leak includes usernames, email addresses, phone numbers, physical addresses and more
(via engadget)
The leak includes usernames, email addresses, phone numbers, physical addresses and more
(via engadget)
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My righteous, principled stance of "not really knowing what instagram is" pays off yet again
there's a couple people here with signs that say "impeach noem, abolish DHS, defund ICE" and i love the energy but there's a bit of an order of operations error in there
If you want to protest and you're concerned that Portland might be a little tear-gassy for your tastes, Salem usually stays a little more sedate and I think having a big crowd outside the capitol building would be good
January 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
there's a couple people here with signs that say "impeach noem, abolish DHS, defund ICE" and i love the energy but there's a bit of an order of operations error in there
little guy has the sniffles so he's been extra snuggly and also keeps blowing boogers on us. thanks little guy
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
little guy has the sniffles so he's been extra snuggly and also keeps blowing boogers on us. thanks little guy
If you want to protest and you're concerned that Portland might be a little tear-gassy for your tastes, Salem usually stays a little more sedate and I think having a big crowd outside the capitol building would be good
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If you want to protest and you're concerned that Portland might be a little tear-gassy for your tastes, Salem usually stays a little more sedate and I think having a big crowd outside the capitol building would be good
Were there two fucking drivers seats, you lying fucking swine? (not you, Robert, this is addressed to the pig that shot them)
The source that informed me of this said the Border Patrol officer in question claimed the victims were trying to run him over in their car, which is why he shot.
January 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Were there two fucking drivers seats, you lying fucking swine? (not you, Robert, this is addressed to the pig that shot them)
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