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chrisberube.bsky.social
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
luarvik.bsky.social
i mean I can't imagine she performs especially well on the border either
luarvik.bsky.social
Oh yeah, I think you gotta get through there to get Ranni's ending
luarvik.bsky.social
definitely not making me feel very laffy!
luarvik.bsky.social
goddammit laffy taffy the punchline is "tooth hurty," how do you fuck that up, puns are like your whole thing
grape laffy taffy wrapper that asks "when's the best time to visit a dentist?" the other side of the same wrapper where it reveals the supposed punchline to be "tooth thirty" which is nothing it means nothing it's half of a pun jesus fuckin christ
luarvik.bsky.social
The best Silent Hill movie imho, and I feel like maybe some of the people who made Silent Hill f kinda think so too
luarvik.bsky.social
It's what the founders always intended!
luarvik.bsky.social
Right, like, what it's gonna cheapen the legacy of the award? KISSINGER got one for christs sake. HENRY kissinger!

Tho tbh I think the funniest thing they could do would be to give him the prize for literature for The Art of The Deal.
luarvik.bsky.social
The issue where Guts fights this guy and he turns into that fucked up eyeball/penis/dinosaur monster is sikk af. Miura was a genius.
lethaljorts.bsky.social
What in the fuck, lmao
I don't even know, a guy with no neck with a really fucked up purple crown I guess
luarvik.bsky.social
Idiocracy is a documentary (in that i didn't watch it but sometimes I lie and say I did)
luarvik.bsky.social
they should let us have different designs for front and back because this is great but I also kinda want the bumblebee plate
luarvik.bsky.social
they stopped airing reruns of "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online
how did your favorite show in the early 2000s deal with 9/11 happening?
luarvik.bsky.social
kinda like how Just King Things made me decide to have a decades long, astronomically successful career as a horror author
luarvik.bsky.social
I'm discovering a certain pitfall with, like, 2010s indie hip hop specifically, where sometimes you'll find a song or album that is musically pretty cool, but it's all performed in character as, like, a Nintendo character or something
luarvik.bsky.social
well, that seems appropriate given that the New York Times is a right wing propaganda op aimed at adults
luarvik.bsky.social
wow, that's an incredibly disrespectful way to refer to rosa luxembourg
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
luarvik.bsky.social
Ah, that makes sense. I'm coming to it from an IPA background where each letter has exactly one associated sound, so a voiced 'th' is always eth
luarvik.bsky.social
i could almost believe it's a bit. not quite, but almost
luarvik.bsky.social
Couch
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?