Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
Board Certified Senate Historian
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome
EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome
EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
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Ghais Guevara - The Old Guard Is Dead (Live Video)
YouTube video by Ghais Guevara
youtu.be
Turns out music might be good sometimes??
i have two coworkers who seem to spend
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i have two coworkers who seem to spend
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
nobody ever asks questions when I tell them my profession (rodeo clown)
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
nobody ever asks questions when I tell them my profession (rodeo clown)
wow, for the first time in my life I have 7 figures in my savings account. if you count the cents.
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
wow, for the first time in my life I have 7 figures in my savings account. if you count the cents.
"none pizza, left beef" would more effectively communicate the dnc platform imho
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"none pizza, left beef" would more effectively communicate the dnc platform imho
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Octopus Facts
(rerun)
(rerun)
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Octopus Facts
(rerun)
(rerun)
you could say I'm on a "sea krill" diet. if I see krill, I eat it!
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
you could say I'm on a "sea krill" diet. if I see krill, I eat it!
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
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Only by studying deeply the secret lore of the Clone Wars will you come to appreciate the role played in Galactic History by my favorite Star Wars character, Minball Pachine
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Only by studying deeply the secret lore of the Clone Wars will you come to appreciate the role played in Galactic History by my favorite Star Wars character, Minball Pachine
i could use this spoon, easily
I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i could use this spoon, easily
right where he belongs, with all the other things the dog loves to chew on
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
right where he belongs, with all the other things the dog loves to chew on
When I was a kid, I had a classmate that no one really liked, but we all had to pretend because he was the only kid any of us knew that had a Sega Genesis
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
When I was a kid, I had a classmate that no one really liked, but we all had to pretend because he was the only kid any of us knew that had a Sega Genesis
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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If you’re not familiar with Pen & Pixel designed CD covers you’re missing out
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you’re not familiar with Pen & Pixel designed CD covers you’re missing out
i strongly disagree with this; prison is too good for them
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i strongly disagree with this; prison is too good for them
no, I'm pretty sure this is their best
They’re not sending their best. www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
no, I'm pretty sure this is their best
MAKE A NEW GAME, COWARDS
‘Twisted Metal’ Renewed for Season 3, David Reed Takes Over as Showrunner variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
MAKE A NEW GAME, COWARDS
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
that's right: Team 4tress Two
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
that's right: Team 4tress Two
it insanely sucks having to open all these "the president says we have to kick you off SNAP letters because you're not poor enough" letters that got returned to us because "homeless" isn't a deliverable mailing address
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
it insanely sucks having to open all these "the president says we have to kick you off SNAP letters because you're not poor enough" letters that got returned to us because "homeless" isn't a deliverable mailing address
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Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
oh, what, so now it's a crime to remember some guys?
What do we make of this email, sent from Epstein to himself a week before he was arrested with the subject line “List for Bannon Steve” with just a list of names.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
oh, what, so now it's a crime to remember some guys?
i made this as a joke but honestly it has gradually become the 2028 prediction I am most confident of
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i made this as a joke but honestly it has gradually become the 2028 prediction I am most confident of
I don't envy the poor cashiers who are going to spend the next couple years trying to explain Swedish rounding to increasingly red-faced and furious Americans
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don't envy the poor cashiers who are going to spend the next couple years trying to explain Swedish rounding to increasingly red-faced and furious Americans
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This is why I love Just King Things 🚙🏨🤡
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is why I love Just King Things 🚙🏨🤡
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"