Lizard
lizardky.bsky.social
Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
Gamer, programmer, nerd. Owned by four^h^h^h five cats. (2 Orange, 1 Low-Toner tuxedo, 1 stub-tailed tortie, 1 demon of blade and darkness)
Occasionally updated blog: https://www.mrlizard.com
Simply reminding them that they, too, are bound by law and must refuse illegal orders might get at least a few of them thinking.
I mean, you don't even HAVE to, because they have nothing! You just kinda laugh. Say whatever. Obviously the people DOING the interviews are gonna know it's all bullshit too.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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My. Former. Political. Party. Is. A. Cult.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oh, FFS...

If they try to claim they're doing a bit, I am invoking the Rule of Goats.
Just in case you aren't doing a bit, this was yesterday:
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Like there aren’t also agazillion human-authored sites offering all of this already! Which aren’t feeding your questions into a machine profiling your every fear, desire, and insecurity.
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I keep saying, Google intentionally making its search worse is a world-historical fumble, and it's a huge opportunity for so many others across the internet, if they'll just seize it..
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Today in "Not a drag queen".
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 5h
Missing Virginia high school football coach is wanted on child pornography possession and other charges related to soliciting a minor, police say
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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We have very few eel-related metaphors English now. But there used to be many more.

One of my favorites is from William Lisle’s 1631 play "The Faire Ætheopian" where he describes a procession of haughty maids as being “smug as Eeles."

Have you ever been that smug? Has anyone?
🗃️🧪
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Oh totally. And once you get to to a certain point in life this kind of talk does NOT bother. Quite the reverse! Somebody calls you a "petulant old man" and you're like
a man in a hood says " let the hate flow through you !!! "
Alt: a man in a hood says " let the hate flow through you !!! "
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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SkeksICE.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Scientists have pinpointed how the brain generates ‘aha’ moments. Neuroscientists have identified a clear brain pattern behind the phenomenon of sudden insight, by scanning volunteers as they deciphered hidden images. buff.ly/pW93qmK
#ShareGoodNewsToo
How Your Brain Creates ‘Aha’ Moments and Why They Stick | Quanta Magazine
A sudden flash of insight is a product of your brain. Neuroscientists track the neural activity underlying an “aha” and how it might boost memory.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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ICE arrests, detains British woman with US husband and newborn when she shows up for her green card interview. She’s now in a detention center, separated from her 6-month-old. No criminal record. She had overstayed her visa.

www.lbc.co.uk/article/brit...
British mum detained by ICE agents in California as six-month old baby and stunned husband watch on | LBC
Katie Paul, 33, was in the process of applying for a green card when she was ambushed by immigration agents
www.lbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas decorations must not be placed until after Thanksgiving, and must be removed by Jan. 3rd of the next year.
I'd rather the baby reindeer kill the elf, but yeah...
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If Dershowitz is where I “actually am”, I wanna move. The neighborhood has gone to crap.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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“If you can find them, and if you can afford them, maybe you can hire The Z Team.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and in the long run, no state ever has." (RAH)
Movie premise.
Nine Russian “volunteers” killed their escort after deciding not to go fight in Ukraine. Taken straight from prison to the front under contract, they murdered the convoy driver en route and are now on the run in Leningrad region. Russian police are actively searching the outskirts of Kudrovo.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Green beans. They border on healthy. Thanksgiving is about gluttony.
Ham and it's not a close question
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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It is not possible to have too many books, or computers, or videogames.

Also those cables aren't obsolete because I have the devices they plug into, so there!
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
THIS.
You all know my Star Wars opinion.

Star Wars isn’t the movies on the screen or the cartoons on your phone or whatever or even the paperback in your hand or comic in your lap.

Strictly speaking, the movies are mediocre at best.

Star Wars is the feelings and imagination space that lives in…
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trump promised and did not deliver? Who could have seen THAT coming?

www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Which is more likely to evoke a deep, primordial horror in the viewer, by triggering ancient, primeval memories of a world before rationality?

a)The Innsmouth Look
b)The Mar-a-Lago Look

(Narrator: It is 'b'.)
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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When Stannis Baratheon is more trustworthy around children than the secretary of education, you’ve got a problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM