Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
Gamer, programmer, nerd. Owned by four^h^h^h five cats. (2 Orange, 1 Low-Toner tuxedo, 1 stub-tailed tortie, 1 demon of blade and darkness)
Occasionally updated blog: https://www.mrlizard.com
Occasionally updated blog: https://www.mrlizard.com
I mean, it could be!
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I mean, it could be!
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"Justice Department leadership ordered prosecutors about to start a major bribery trial to reach a more lenient deal with Puerto Rico’s former governor -- who had endorsed President Donald Trump -- and a billionaire represented by Trump’s personal lawyer..."
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
DOJ Overruled Prosecutors in Deal for Trump-Linked Governor (1)
Justice Department leadership ordered prosecutors about to start a major bribery trial to reach a more lenient deal with Puerto Rico’s former governor, who had endorsed President Donald Trump, and a b...
news.bloomberglaw.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
"Justice Department leadership ordered prosecutors about to start a major bribery trial to reach a more lenient deal with Puerto Rico’s former governor -- who had endorsed President Donald Trump -- and a billionaire represented by Trump’s personal lawyer..."
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
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breaking news Donald Trump is now the winner of the December 1984 All Valley Under-18 Karate Tournament
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
breaking news Donald Trump is now the winner of the December 1984 All Valley Under-18 Karate Tournament
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Don’t forget Good’s widow.
So the mourning spouse, the mayor, and the governor are under criminal investigation. But not the cops who shot her three times, called her a “fucking bitch,” and denied her medical care.
So the mourning spouse, the mayor, and the governor are under criminal investigation. But not the cops who shot her three times, called her a “fucking bitch,” and denied her medical care.
The DOJ is not investigating ICE agent Jonathan Ross for the fatal shooting of Renee Good, a top official said Sunday.
The top DOJ official confirmed that an investigation is underway into Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.
The top DOJ official confirmed that an investigation is underway into Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.
Justice Department says it has no plans to investigate ICE agent who killed Renee Good and confirms Walz, Frey probe
Frey and the governor’s office both said Sunday that the DOJ has not contacted them about the investigation.
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Don’t forget Good’s widow.
So the mourning spouse, the mayor, and the governor are under criminal investigation. But not the cops who shot her three times, called her a “fucking bitch,” and denied her medical care.
So the mourning spouse, the mayor, and the governor are under criminal investigation. But not the cops who shot her three times, called her a “fucking bitch,” and denied her medical care.
The distant ancestors of these people were really pissed that Paul Revere woke everyone up. (While claiming to be 100% on the side of the rebels, natch.)
this is from some DC group saying it is bad to use whistles to warn people about ICE. it is so condescending and infantilizing. they turned off comments on their insta post, just proving that no one is subscribing to this shit
www.instagram.com/p/DTlUAariXn...
www.instagram.com/p/DTlUAariXn...
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The distant ancestors of these people were really pissed that Paul Revere woke everyone up. (While claiming to be 100% on the side of the rebels, natch.)
Gonna need a series of "typos in TTRPG books I like too much to name and shame, but must still mock".
"Halflings have a prediction for building settlements in this sort of terrain...."
Yes, halfling settlement patterns are determined by their oracles and soothsayer.
(Hm, that's not a bad idea.)
"Halflings have a prediction for building settlements in this sort of terrain...."
Yes, halfling settlement patterns are determined by their oracles and soothsayer.
(Hm, that's not a bad idea.)
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Gonna need a series of "typos in TTRPG books I like too much to name and shame, but must still mock".
"Halflings have a prediction for building settlements in this sort of terrain...."
Yes, halfling settlement patterns are determined by their oracles and soothsayer.
(Hm, that's not a bad idea.)
"Halflings have a prediction for building settlements in this sort of terrain...."
Yes, halfling settlement patterns are determined by their oracles and soothsayer.
(Hm, that's not a bad idea.)
I'm sure driving out immigrants and stopping international students from coming in the first place ain't helping.
www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
Plunging US Birth Rate Pushes Colleges Off Enrollment Cliff
America’s tumbling birthrate is pushing colleges toward a “demographic cliff,” where a declining population in the late teens and early 20s could leave campuses empty
www.bloomberg.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I'm sure driving out immigrants and stopping international students from coming in the first place ain't helping.
www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Death squads are executing people in the streets and these people are worried about *noise pollution*?! I hope this is a psyop, because it hurts to imagine a real group being that feckless.
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Death squads are executing people in the streets and these people are worried about *noise pollution*?! I hope this is a psyop, because it hurts to imagine a real group being that feckless.
Isn't there already petabytes of fanfic on this? SNL is kinda late to the party.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FA...
Heated Wizardry - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Isn't there already petabytes of fanfic on this? SNL is kinda late to the party.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FA...
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I's a tiger in da jungil
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I's a tiger in da jungil
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
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Person with traceable online presence going back decades: "this Newsom character seems like bad news."
Tomasina_Cats1965.bsky.social with @ pfp who has only ever posted one other time, six months ago, to say they have valid concerns about trans kids: "The right is at it again 🙄"
Tomasina_Cats1965.bsky.social with @ pfp who has only ever posted one other time, six months ago, to say they have valid concerns about trans kids: "The right is at it again 🙄"
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Person with traceable online presence going back decades: "this Newsom character seems like bad news."
Tomasina_Cats1965.bsky.social with @ pfp who has only ever posted one other time, six months ago, to say they have valid concerns about trans kids: "The right is at it again 🙄"
Tomasina_Cats1965.bsky.social with @ pfp who has only ever posted one other time, six months ago, to say they have valid concerns about trans kids: "The right is at it again 🙄"
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"Stephanie found bulletproof backpacks for her kids; they might make cute diaper bags for self-defense. Milk is soothing after pepper spray. Breast milk even better? Save post-meeting pump-and-dump?"
Wine Mom Gang Meeting Minutes
“What we are seeing across the country as organized gangs of wine moms use Antifa tactics to harass and impede Immigration and Customs Enforcement ...
buff.ly
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"Stephanie found bulletproof backpacks for her kids; they might make cute diaper bags for self-defense. Milk is soothing after pepper spray. Breast milk even better? Save post-meeting pump-and-dump?"
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Today is National Thesaurus Day.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Today is National Thesaurus Day.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
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DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.
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Putin is 73. Trump is 79. Xi is 72.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Putin is 73. Trump is 79. Xi is 72.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
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Classic example of @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com 's "Social Justice Game" - ultraliberals attempting to derail an effective political tactic by arguing it might somehow impact a marginalized group
When I’m thrown into the gulag by BP I’ll be sure not to yell too loud, lest I traumatize my neighbors
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Classic example of @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com 's "Social Justice Game" - ultraliberals attempting to derail an effective political tactic by arguing it might somehow impact a marginalized group
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There are a lot of really great comics coming out lately, but this one of the best in a long while.
It’s like Dexter as a kid’s book, but still manages to make Dexter seem like a kid’s book by comparison.
Run out and buy Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees by
@patrickhorvath.bsky.social
It’s like Dexter as a kid’s book, but still manages to make Dexter seem like a kid’s book by comparison.
Run out and buy Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees by
@patrickhorvath.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
There are a lot of really great comics coming out lately, but this one of the best in a long while.
It’s like Dexter as a kid’s book, but still manages to make Dexter seem like a kid’s book by comparison.
Run out and buy Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees by
@patrickhorvath.bsky.social
It’s like Dexter as a kid’s book, but still manages to make Dexter seem like a kid’s book by comparison.
Run out and buy Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees by
@patrickhorvath.bsky.social
DM:"If you charge, you'll take an AC penalty."
Me:"Don't care. I'm pissed. It killed one of the people under my protection, and I'm mad."
Roll a nat 20. :)
It's nice when the dice support the narrative for once!
#TTRPG
Me:"Don't care. I'm pissed. It killed one of the people under my protection, and I'm mad."
Roll a nat 20. :)
It's nice when the dice support the narrative for once!
#TTRPG
January 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
DM:"If you charge, you'll take an AC penalty."
Me:"Don't care. I'm pissed. It killed one of the people under my protection, and I'm mad."
Roll a nat 20. :)
It's nice when the dice support the narrative for once!
#TTRPG
Me:"Don't care. I'm pissed. It killed one of the people under my protection, and I'm mad."
Roll a nat 20. :)
It's nice when the dice support the narrative for once!
#TTRPG
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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CHOTINER: You said you did nothing to provoke the cat. But here it says you —
ME: Moved my foot. Yes.
CHOTINER: While the cat was sleeping.
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: I see
ME: Moved my foot. Yes.
CHOTINER: While the cat was sleeping.
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: I see
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
CHOTINER: You said you did nothing to provoke the cat. But here it says you —
ME: Moved my foot. Yes.
CHOTINER: While the cat was sleeping.
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: I see
ME: Moved my foot. Yes.
CHOTINER: While the cat was sleeping.
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: I see
Reality Is Breaking The "AI Revolution"
AI job losses are total bulls**t.
www.planetearthandbeyond.co
January 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM