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lucuacious.bsky.social
Lucian/ルシアン
@lucuacious.bsky.social
coin homunculus enjoyer, nudibranch knower
voted most likely to correct you about niche facts you were misinformed of about siphonophores

🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 (HRT: 11/15/2021)
💚@vysevee❤️
avatar: @caprinae.bsky.social
18+, please no minors
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
being stomped on every half hour and greeted with sneezes to the face is welcomed
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Lucian/ルシアン
it's a strange thing to ponder that you might have seen the peak of human technological achievement in terms of usability, adaptability and capability and it was running Windows 98
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
mocha is back to waking me at 3 am for 6 am meal
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
mocha is doing better already. he's slowly starting to eat all his food, and is managing to climb his tower again. not a fan of the medicine, though, but churu helps.
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
PLEASE look how mocha reacts to the idea of the vet. we had our moveout inspection and he thought the inspectors were here for him.
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the vets fucking loved him as usual, though adored him more because they could tell he was in pain while treating him, but he was a perfect saint the whole time. all of the training is paying off.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I will update again when we get the estimate for that visit. For the meantime, this is the invoice from today
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The vet bill comes to 350$, but we need to bring him in for some dental extractions. Anything after 350$ will go towards that.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I would get a photo for proof but he won't let me get close to it, and it's also possibly a ruptured anal gland and I dont think people want to see cat buttholes or injuries around one
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
it's the football scenes in the peanuts
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i could've from the jump said "i'll give you a headstart", but that instantly gives away the game. that's no fun. what *is* fun, however, is being so secure enough in our friendship and trusting noble so much to let me know if what i do sucks, that i can do this.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
in 2021, noble learned that 9 years prior, i fucked with them so goddamn much that it broke them to learn about it

and still, i am granted some sort of benefit of the doubt because there is *plausible deniability* i'm not playing wakfu because we *both* hate modern wakfu
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the sheer power of the allcaps was incredible
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the phrases "I cant play clue with you because you'd somehow convince me I let it rip on myself" and "your mind is a fucking tesseract" live with me
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I played the stall strategy for as long as my computer needed to load up to get that photo, and a cruel smile spread across my face the longer that the gambit succeeded
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM