Lucyfer
lucyfer42.bsky.social
Lucyfer
@lucyfer42.bsky.social
Just a lil guy
Poltergeist feels so much like it's part of the Ghostbusters universe, and they really should have called the Ghostbusters.
August 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm watching The Flintstones for the first time in 20 years.

Fred keeps trying to curb stomp Barney's palaeolithic ass every five seconds. That man has some serious anger issues. Or was this just the norm in the 60's lol
July 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There are three types of people I will never ever understand as long as I live.

- People that voluntarily live and work on submarines
- People that go spelunking into those skin-crawlingly tight holes ON PURPOSE
- Timothy Treadwell
May 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
ppl will name a cat Daisy and it's the most insane goblin creature on face of the Earth

yeah, that's my cat
May 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Can't believe it's been six years, Endgame still fucks so hard. Damn.

Too bad the movies went to shit after (in this household we stan Loki, WandaVision and Agatha).

But then again, can you really ever make anything so spectacular when it's been painstakingly built up for ten years?
March 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The fuck have they done to Bucky?? #BraveNewWorld
March 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
so it turns out the drunken idiot who broke our downstairs toilet was *drumroll* my husband
February 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Every single time I interact with a human person outside of my family I go 🚹➖➖➖ like I'm a fucking sim
February 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
are you fucking serious rn bc the housewarming party might be the last time we let people over

one person chose one of my cute pink glasses, took it outside and broke it, ofc

someone actually destroyed the downstairs toilet and didn't have the balls to say anything

I just can't stand people ffs
February 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cronenberg really outdid himself with this one #TheSubstance
January 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Husbands are literally just indoor goblins designed to undo all your hard work.
January 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
pretty sure my cat just politely asked me to turn off the computer and go to sleep, she just came into the bedroom, meowed at me for attention but didn't want anything and then curled up on her chair by the bed after I turned it off
January 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The funniest part is that we knew the pipes in this house are ancient & the downstairs bathroom needs to go like yesterday, but the burst pipe isn't IN the house & the old-ass bathroom actually saved us bc there is a hole under the tub that started leaking as soon as it started.
December 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Second month as a homeowner, I spent a week of my vacation painting a single room (half of a room to be specific), putting down a carpet & sewing literally 18m of curtains.

On Friday a municipal pipe burst on our property, our tiny basement flooded and we've been without running water ever since.
December 24, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I bought myself a huge 200cm x 200cm comforter stuffed with wool for the couch because this old house gets really cold, and my demon of a husband, who keeps turning down the thermostat and likes "a cold bed in the evening", stole it from me for sleeping.

The injustice honestly 😡
November 23, 2024 at 7:48 AM
jfc Cole Sprouse had a cringe tumblr and studied archaeology? where have you been all my life, man, same
November 19, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I'm finally witnessing Twin Peaks after taking almost thirty years to mature for it and jesus, the balls on David Lynch for ending season one like that..
November 7, 2024 at 5:41 PM
in other news, I applied for an exception to be able to work fully remote i/o hybrid bc of my chronic health issues

got a meeting with HR about "understanding company rules" instead

I'm gonna name "being treated like a fucking idiot" specifically as one of the reasons I quit once I'm able to quit.
November 6, 2024 at 6:22 PM
actually insane, what the fuck #USA
November 6, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Husband's family came over for a visit this weekend and while in the kitchen, his Gen Z sister said "It's really nice, but I couldn't live in such a mess."

Girl, we moved in two weeks ago, are you for real?
November 6, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Nothing like a week off work doing back-breaking labour on your own house to realize the thing that's been killing you both mentally and physically is your stupid fucking sedentary-ass customer service job. I despise it so much.
October 28, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero.

I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
October 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
There's even a football practice on the field across the road and the sounds are so much less annoying than constant car noises and trams and drunk people screaming I could cry. Fuck Prague lol village life is amazing.
October 26, 2024 at 9:32 AM
My body is bruised and beaten but honestly the levels of my anxiety are unparalleled. I cooked for myself for the first time in a long while and I wasn't at all stressed out from the cramped kitchen.. because it isn't anymore!! There's so much space and peace and quiet here, gods, I love it!
October 26, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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"does this game sell" "does that game sell"

bitch, the fuck do you care. Half the best games ever made "failed to meet expectations". Shadow of the Colossus? Alien Isolation? Mirror's Edge? Is yer joy based on first week sales??

Stop doing free PR for corporations and start respecting artists
October 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM