Lucy
@lucysmooshy.bsky.social
I live in Wiltshire and dream in glitter and cats. Queer af 🏳️🌈 Autistic. They/she. 30s. 💖💜💙
Why does this sound like Paddington has found himself embroiled in scandal
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why does this sound like Paddington has found himself embroiled in scandal
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My thoughts are with all those households subject to the cheeky elf antics from tomorrow onwards. A long 24 days await. I'm taking a folkloric approach and protecting the hearth from their entry
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My thoughts are with all those households subject to the cheeky elf antics from tomorrow onwards. A long 24 days await. I'm taking a folkloric approach and protecting the hearth from their entry
Like just about everyone I follow has said - I would go and do one of the many jobs for social good at which I would be fantastic if only they would not cripple me financially.
I would also give more support to the wonderful independent shops in my town.
I would also take 3 months off to sleep.
I would also give more support to the wonderful independent shops in my town.
I would also take 3 months off to sleep.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Like just about everyone I follow has said - I would go and do one of the many jobs for social good at which I would be fantastic if only they would not cripple me financially.
I would also give more support to the wonderful independent shops in my town.
I would also take 3 months off to sleep.
I would also give more support to the wonderful independent shops in my town.
I would also take 3 months off to sleep.
In this trying time, please enjoy Freddie, his unbelievably soft tummy, and his even more unbelievable penchant for having it scritched.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In this trying time, please enjoy Freddie, his unbelievably soft tummy, and his even more unbelievable penchant for having it scritched.
We bought a Christmas tree by surprise. We did not have the ratchet straps in the car. We improvised.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We bought a Christmas tree by surprise. We did not have the ratchet straps in the car. We improvised.
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
He is *tolerating* me putting my leg there.
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
He is *tolerating* me putting my leg there.
Opening the fridge and muttering, "Jesus, I need to stop buying so much cheese."
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Opening the fridge and muttering, "Jesus, I need to stop buying so much cheese."
Tonight, dinner was spaghetti bolognese.
He sat in the same spot the whole time I ate, watching my plate like a hawk and licking his lips.
He sat in the same spot the whole time I ate, watching my plate like a hawk and licking his lips.
This twat just SWIPED A CHIP OFF MY PLATE AND RAN AWAY WITH IT.
I put the chip in the bin and he spent the rest of dinner staring angrily at my meal like this:
I put the chip in the bin and he spent the rest of dinner staring angrily at my meal like this:
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tonight, dinner was spaghetti bolognese.
He sat in the same spot the whole time I ate, watching my plate like a hawk and licking his lips.
He sat in the same spot the whole time I ate, watching my plate like a hawk and licking his lips.
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Everything is terrifying but here is today’s terrifying thing
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Everything is terrifying but here is today’s terrifying thing
This twat just SWIPED A CHIP OFF MY PLATE AND RAN AWAY WITH IT.
I put the chip in the bin and he spent the rest of dinner staring angrily at my meal like this:
I put the chip in the bin and he spent the rest of dinner staring angrily at my meal like this:
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This twat just SWIPED A CHIP OFF MY PLATE AND RAN AWAY WITH IT.
I put the chip in the bin and he spent the rest of dinner staring angrily at my meal like this:
I put the chip in the bin and he spent the rest of dinner staring angrily at my meal like this:
Well, looks like my knitting has been claimed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Well, looks like my knitting has been claimed.
There isn't any; I am an ontologist completely and utterly by accident.
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There isn't any; I am an ontologist completely and utterly by accident.
We are watching my favourite movie and our cat is, for the first time, curled up sleeping on the footstool with us, and I am so happy I could burst.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We are watching my favourite movie and our cat is, for the first time, curled up sleeping on the footstool with us, and I am so happy I could burst.
My new hobby is taking photos of my cat sleeping.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My new hobby is taking photos of my cat sleeping.
About 5 minutes after this photo was taken he climbed his cat tree, tried to roll while playing with a toy on it, and fell into his water bowl.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
About 5 minutes after this photo was taken he climbed his cat tree, tried to roll while playing with a toy on it, and fell into his water bowl.
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Trans people have exhaustively detailed the links between the anti-trans and anti-abortion movements, we warned that transphobia was a wedge issue for the religious right to roll back women's rights, only for us to be ignored, and of course UK TERFs are setting their sights on abortion.
Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trans people have exhaustively detailed the links between the anti-trans and anti-abortion movements, we warned that transphobia was a wedge issue for the religious right to roll back women's rights, only for us to be ignored, and of course UK TERFs are setting their sights on abortion.
He's watching Parks and Rec.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
He's watching Parks and Rec.
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Niece is 7, animal stories kid, but also loves magic/fantasy - she's been big into K Pop Demon Hunters and Wicked this year, and also likes Sanrio-y anime stuff. She loves books but struggles with reading and writing, looking for books and graphic novels which might be easier reads, but not babyish.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Niece is 7, animal stories kid, but also loves magic/fantasy - she's been big into K Pop Demon Hunters and Wicked this year, and also likes Sanrio-y anime stuff. She loves books but struggles with reading and writing, looking for books and graphic novels which might be easier reads, but not babyish.
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Prince Albert, our most British Christian, will be spinning in his grave.
Let’s have a look at a crazy Twitter to newspaper pipeline story and debunk as we go! 🔎👍🏼
16th Nov the “Britain is Broken” account shared the following post claiming “Tesco are no longer celebrating Christmas”
With a picture of their “Evergreen” Trees
2.2Million views to date🙄
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16th Nov the “Britain is Broken” account shared the following post claiming “Tesco are no longer celebrating Christmas”
With a picture of their “Evergreen” Trees
2.2Million views to date🙄
🧵1/26
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Prince Albert, our most British Christian, will be spinning in his grave.
As expected, no problems here at all.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
As expected, no problems here at all.
Since Freddie arrived, my study has been his settling room and I've worked downstairs. During this time, he's worked out that a) my office chair is the nicest place to nap and b) if I come in and sit in the office chair, he can jump onto the desk and and be at the perfect height to receive fuss.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Since Freddie arrived, my study has been his settling room and I've worked downstairs. During this time, he's worked out that a) my office chair is the nicest place to nap and b) if I come in and sit in the office chair, he can jump onto the desk and and be at the perfect height to receive fuss.
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Happy Birthday to the beautiful @lucysmooshy.bsky.social! It’s been such a wonderful day and I’ve loved a chance to spoil them.
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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A few more photos from Mary Shelley's House Of Frankenstein, which was super camp and great fun. Although the "scary basement" actually was VERY scary in a Silent Hill sort of way, and it turns out that I'm not nearly as brave as I thought I was 😅
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A few more photos from Mary Shelley's House Of Frankenstein, which was super camp and great fun. Although the "scary basement" actually was VERY scary in a Silent Hill sort of way, and it turns out that I'm not nearly as brave as I thought I was 😅