Luke
@luke-t.bsky.social
I like the grilled cheese burritos at Taco Bell so much that I now put an extra sauce packet on my grilled cheeses. Follow me for more #HeathTips
June 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I like the grilled cheese burritos at Taco Bell so much that I now put an extra sauce packet on my grilled cheeses. Follow me for more #HeathTips
Need an AI solution to delete 5-15 second videos of my dog sleeping because she was just making dream barkies but immediately stopped when I started recording.
March 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Need an AI solution to delete 5-15 second videos of my dog sleeping because she was just making dream barkies but immediately stopped when I started recording.
When someone from my HOA shows up at 6AM because I took down the snow marker sticks “too early” and I don’t punch their face is a gigantic win for me as an adult.
March 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
When someone from my HOA shows up at 6AM because I took down the snow marker sticks “too early” and I don’t punch their face is a gigantic win for me as an adult.
Whichever candidate makes movies actually start at the listed time is getting my vote. I am now a single issue voter.
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Whichever candidate makes movies actually start at the listed time is getting my vote. I am now a single issue voter.
You know who's not a part of the #BrOligarchy ? Tom from Myspace, he's probably out there just chilling and living his best life.
March 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You know who's not a part of the #BrOligarchy ? Tom from Myspace, he's probably out there just chilling and living his best life.
When trump supporters watch Rocky IV, do they just automatically cheer for Drago now?
March 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When trump supporters watch Rocky IV, do they just automatically cheer for Drago now?
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
Took me too long to recognize Gwendoline Christie's voice in Civ 7. It's probably going to take me 3 months to figure this game out enough to win one.
March 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Took me too long to recognize Gwendoline Christie's voice in Civ 7. It's probably going to take me 3 months to figure this game out enough to win one.
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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
I am not religious but if anyone has prayers to grant me the strength to throw away cables I'm 99.99% sure I will never need again, I would try it.
February 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I am not religious but if anyone has prayers to grant me the strength to throw away cables I'm 99.99% sure I will never need again, I would try it.
The more I see white people dancing, the more I think maybe that preacher from footloose was right.
January 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The more I see white people dancing, the more I think maybe that preacher from footloose was right.
I'm not necessarily a fan of the bluejackets, but I am a fan of free Chick-fil-a sandwiches
December 28, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I'm not necessarily a fan of the bluejackets, but I am a fan of free Chick-fil-a sandwiches
First episode of S2 Squid Games did not disappoint, guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
December 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
First episode of S2 Squid Games did not disappoint, guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
I rarely find myself upset with being single, but today I would totally appreciate having someone to ask "What should I eat?" and then whatever they would suggest, I would say "no, I don't want that"
December 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I rarely find myself upset with being single, but today I would totally appreciate having someone to ask "What should I eat?" and then whatever they would suggest, I would say "no, I don't want that"
Unpopular Opinion: Take all the money going into AI and put it all into the school systems. Not overly confident we'll have good results with AI when we still have stupid people.
December 18, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Unpopular Opinion: Take all the money going into AI and put it all into the school systems. Not overly confident we'll have good results with AI when we still have stupid people.
Was lucky to catch Interstellar on IMAX, hands down the best movie ever.
December 15, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Was lucky to catch Interstellar on IMAX, hands down the best movie ever.
Everybody better keep their mouth shut if Ai ever asks about the 3 tamagotchi I had in the 90s.
December 10, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Everybody better keep their mouth shut if Ai ever asks about the 3 tamagotchi I had in the 90s.
New to wearing glasses, there are some unexpected benefits. When eating spicy food, if I say "I had to take my glasses off for that", it means that shit is 🔥❤️🔥
December 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
New to wearing glasses, there are some unexpected benefits. When eating spicy food, if I say "I had to take my glasses off for that", it means that shit is 🔥❤️🔥
Patiently waiting while the Diablo4 servers settle with this weird dance.
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Patiently waiting while the Diablo4 servers settle with this weird dance.
Somebody at the Bengals org needs to be put on a PIP, and or immediately fired.
December 1, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Somebody at the Bengals org needs to be put on a PIP, and or immediately fired.
To be fair, without winter we would make Florida look like a safe place. We get forced into hibernation right after this game basically so shit calms down till April.
On-field footage of the Michigan/OSU brawl via umgoblog/X
November 30, 2024 at 11:11 PM
To be fair, without winter we would make Florida look like a safe place. We get forced into hibernation right after this game basically so shit calms down till April.