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like a lot of very well-dressed people, I’m gay // all my heroes are villans 🦁
📍 Manchester, UK
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Luke 🏳️🌈
@lukebbz.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The Villa fans following me are very welcome, but my timeline of Skeets about football, drag, gay sex, wordplay and disco WILL snap your neck. #diverseinterests
I love wandering around the Ikea showroom because it gives me a glimpse at how tidy people live
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I love wandering around the Ikea showroom because it gives me a glimpse at how tidy people live
Girlbands Forever was great but the fact Girls Aloud weren’t acknowledged even once? Like come on.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Girlbands Forever was great but the fact Girls Aloud weren’t acknowledged even once? Like come on.
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No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.
Tonight, I ate a frankly shameful quantity of Chinese food and then watched the first episode of Girlbands Forever. Sunday scaries? Not even close.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Tonight, I ate a frankly shameful quantity of Chinese food and then watched the first episode of Girlbands Forever. Sunday scaries? Not even close.
Honestly the scariest thing about Halloween was seeing quite so many of you clean-shaven.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Honestly the scariest thing about Halloween was seeing quite so many of you clean-shaven.
Liverpool have lost six of the last seven. I’ve been a Villa fan for long enough to know that the rot stops this weekend.
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Liverpool have lost six of the last seven. I’ve been a Villa fan for long enough to know that the rot stops this weekend.
Ring lights… who knew
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ring lights… who knew
Haircut had, house tidied, dinner plans in place. Dadding hard.
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Haircut had, house tidied, dinner plans in place. Dadding hard.
Off work all week so obviously I’ve been awake since 6.15am. GOOD MORNING.
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Off work all week so obviously I’ve been awake since 6.15am. GOOD MORNING.
What I love about hiring a vehicle for a few days is when you get to the desk with your booking confirmation and they are surprised to see you. Every time.
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
What I love about hiring a vehicle for a few days is when you get to the desk with your booking confirmation and they are surprised to see you. Every time.
We are a deeply unserious country.
Now, Zach, if we could just have a serious conversation about HS2…
Now, Zach, if we could just have a serious conversation about HS2…
October 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
We are a deeply unserious country.
Now, Zach, if we could just have a serious conversation about HS2…
Now, Zach, if we could just have a serious conversation about HS2…
Boots is the new Orange is the New Black, that’s my takeaway from season one.
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Boots is the new Orange is the New Black, that’s my takeaway from season one.
Finished work for a week. Off to Nottingham tomorrow for our first inter-city ‘Pindown’. Leeds launching Wednesday night. Exciting times for #GayCityBowlers.
Newcastle launching when…?
Newcastle launching when…?
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Finished work for a week. Off to Nottingham tomorrow for our first inter-city ‘Pindown’. Leeds launching Wednesday night. Exciting times for #GayCityBowlers.
Newcastle launching when…?
Newcastle launching when…?
God I love Croatian men.
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
God I love Croatian men.
Bean sprouts are just something you have in a stir fry right? Nope. Nope nope. Blanched then dressed with garlic, green onions, fish sauce and sesame oil… ELITE side dish.
October 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bean sprouts are just something you have in a stir fry right? Nope. Nope nope. Blanched then dressed with garlic, green onions, fish sauce and sesame oil… ELITE side dish.
Braising pork belly in soy sauce and Chinese five spice? Elite midweek decision.
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Braising pork belly in soy sauce and Chinese five spice? Elite midweek decision.
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Well, that is a surprise....
It turns out Starmer, Nandy, Dinenage, Badenoch, Davey, Ronay, et al were indeed chatting rubbish after all
I assume a full and fulsome apology will be forthcoming to SAG, WMP, the people of Aston & Witton, Aston Villa Football Club & #avfc fans across the globe
It turns out Starmer, Nandy, Dinenage, Badenoch, Davey, Ronay, et al were indeed chatting rubbish after all
I assume a full and fulsome apology will be forthcoming to SAG, WMP, the people of Aston & Witton, Aston Villa Football Club & #avfc fans across the globe
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Well, that is a surprise....
It turns out Starmer, Nandy, Dinenage, Badenoch, Davey, Ronay, et al were indeed chatting rubbish after all
I assume a full and fulsome apology will be forthcoming to SAG, WMP, the people of Aston & Witton, Aston Villa Football Club & #avfc fans across the globe
It turns out Starmer, Nandy, Dinenage, Badenoch, Davey, Ronay, et al were indeed chatting rubbish after all
I assume a full and fulsome apology will be forthcoming to SAG, WMP, the people of Aston & Witton, Aston Villa Football Club & #avfc fans across the globe
Boots on Netflix is well worth a watch. It’s a premise with lots of legs.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Boots on Netflix is well worth a watch. It’s a premise with lots of legs.
Guest bedroom/office/man cave is being reorganised over the next few days and I’m having to remind myself it’s a process because at the moment the flat is a procemess.
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Guest bedroom/office/man cave is being reorganised over the next few days and I’m having to remind myself it’s a process because at the moment the flat is a procemess.
Danny Rohl is a really astute managerial appointment by Rangers, provided they’re patient.
October 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Danny Rohl is a really astute managerial appointment by Rangers, provided they’re patient.
Purely from an FPL perspective I want Dango Outtara to score a hat-trick tonight
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Purely from an FPL perspective I want Dango Outtara to score a hat-trick tonight
I know my mental health is on an uptick because I’ve been baking and cooking lots recently. Just in time for my therapy consultation that I’ve been waiting months for…
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I know my mental health is on an uptick because I’ve been baking and cooking lots recently. Just in time for my therapy consultation that I’ve been waiting months for…
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