Luke 🏳️🌈
@lukebbz.bsky.social
like a lot of very well-dressed people, I’m gay // all my heroes are villans 🦁
📍 Manchester, UK
📍 Manchester, UK
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Luke 🏳️🌈
@lukebbz.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The Villa fans following me are very welcome, but my timeline of Skeets about football, drag, gay sex, wordplay and disco WILL snap your neck. #diverseinterests
I have a pair of cheap in-ear headphones that I use for the gym. I haven’t seen them for weeks and was convinced I had lost them, but I haven’t because MY PHONE KEEPS FUCKING CONNECTING TO THEM.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I have a pair of cheap in-ear headphones that I use for the gym. I haven’t seen them for weeks and was convinced I had lost them, but I haven’t because MY PHONE KEEPS FUCKING CONNECTING TO THEM.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
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If something is legally required, like car insurance, then the industry should be nationalised. Why should the law force me to make profit for their shareholders rather than taxpayers?
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
If something is legally required, like car insurance, then the industry should be nationalised. Why should the law force me to make profit for their shareholders rather than taxpayers?
Love that the Christmas tree came down today and it finally started snowing. Maybe it’s me that’ll fall next.
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Love that the Christmas tree came down today and it finally started snowing. Maybe it’s me that’ll fall next.
January me, ‘circling back’ on all those to-do list items that December me said could ‘wait until the new year’:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
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January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
January me, ‘circling back’ on all those to-do list items that December me said could ‘wait until the new year’:
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These are unsettling times.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
These are unsettling times.
I’d tell them they’re 29 hours early, but there are fireworks almost daily at ours.
The joys of living opposite a cemetery.
The joys of living opposite a cemetery.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’d tell them they’re 29 hours early, but there are fireworks almost daily at ours.
The joys of living opposite a cemetery.
The joys of living opposite a cemetery.
The little social group that my husband and I founded in 2017, Gay City Bowlers, became a Community Interest Company, became a National Lottery ‘good cause’, and launched into three new cities.
Every year around this time I do the same thread and it has been a lot of fun.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The little social group that my husband and I founded in 2017, Gay City Bowlers, became a Community Interest Company, became a National Lottery ‘good cause’, and launched into three new cities.
I want to go to Australia, specifically Sydney, so I can at all those places that fun girl gets takeout from and eats in her car.
December 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I want to go to Australia, specifically Sydney, so I can at all those places that fun girl gets takeout from and eats in her car.
Bloody love this Villa team. Never know when they’re beaten. Never!
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bloody love this Villa team. Never know when they’re beaten. Never!
Chelsea’s left flank
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Chelsea’s left flank
It’s a football football football football kind of day
December 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s a football football football football kind of day
Fireworks at 10.30pm.
an elderly woman is holding a palm tree and says a curse on you
ALT: an elderly woman is holding a palm tree and says a curse on you
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December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fireworks at 10.30pm.
My bubble and squeak game remains unmatched
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My bubble and squeak game remains unmatched
Schedulers picked the right game for the late kick-off in the Championship eh
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Schedulers picked the right game for the late kick-off in the Championship eh
Cemented clever shit status by winning the family game of Trivial Pursuit
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cemented clever shit status by winning the family game of Trivial Pursuit
I am so unbelievably full, I feel like I could explode at any moment. I’m like a good burrata.
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am so unbelievably full, I feel like I could explode at any moment. I’m like a good burrata.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Quite a simple New Year’s resolution this year but it’s to perform Christmas Wrapping at karaoke at some point in 2026.
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Quite a simple New Year’s resolution this year but it’s to perform Christmas Wrapping at karaoke at some point in 2026.
I have taken some solace, on this December night, that I am smarter than all of these ‘celebrity Masterminds’.
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have taken some solace, on this December night, that I am smarter than all of these ‘celebrity Masterminds’.
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"Live within your means" they say, then cry at the prospect of being taxed more because they're well over 3x the national average salary. We want to be able to do more, they want to be able to do everything.
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Live within your means" they say, then cry at the prospect of being taxed more because they're well over 3x the national average salary. We want to be able to do more, they want to be able to do everything.
Well this now seems incredibly poignant in light of today’s news.
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Well this now seems incredibly poignant in light of today’s news.
Do you think he’s Driving Home for Christmas?
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Do you think he’s Driving Home for Christmas?
Wake Up Dead Man is great btw. Good film, nice addition to the trilogy, some nice social commentary in it. Kerry Washington absolutely devours every scene.
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is great btw. Good film, nice addition to the trilogy, some nice social commentary in it. Kerry Washington absolutely devours every scene.
Fair warning to anyone I bump into later at Eagle. I’ve had a haircut and it’s one of those ones where I feel extra fit. I’m insufferably confident today.
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fair warning to anyone I bump into later at Eagle. I’ve had a haircut and it’s one of those ones where I feel extra fit. I’m insufferably confident today.
This afternoon I’m off to a daytime disco. With straight people. The weekend before Christmas.
I have no reference points for what an appropriate outfit is.
I have no reference points for what an appropriate outfit is.
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This afternoon I’m off to a daytime disco. With straight people. The weekend before Christmas.
I have no reference points for what an appropriate outfit is.
I have no reference points for what an appropriate outfit is.