🔞 Cruiser, Professor Dragoncock 🐉🐍
@luminousamphiptere.bsky.social
Cruiser/Luminous Amphiptere///He/Him//It/Its 🏳️⚧️ ♂️ | 24 years old | 🔞
I collect dragon dildos and dildo accessories. I might (re)post NSFW artwork occasionally.
The profile background is from Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis!
I collect dragon dildos and dildo accessories. I might (re)post NSFW artwork occasionally.
The profile background is from Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis!
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Hello. You may call me Cruiser or any short version of my username. I created this account to follow indie sex toy creators and various NSFW artists. I collect silicone, and sometimes I practice my photography on it. (Here is my reference sheet until I make a better one.)
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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🎉 Let's Celebrate hitting 2k here on Bluesky with a Black Friday Giveaway! Follow, Like, & Share for a $50 Giftcard to SquidlyCo.com 🎉 #FantasyToys #Dongsky #Silicone #Giveaway #IndieToys
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
🎉 Let's Celebrate hitting 2k here on Bluesky with a Black Friday Giveaway! Follow, Like, & Share for a $50 Giftcard to SquidlyCo.com 🎉 #FantasyToys #Dongsky #Silicone #Giveaway #IndieToys
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@toolboxadulttoys.bsky.social will be the new home for Sleek-G & Sleek-G Legacy when they open, so please keep an eye out for their announcements!
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@toolboxadulttoys.bsky.social will be the new home for Sleek-G & Sleek-G Legacy when they open, so please keep an eye out for their announcements!
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We have a newsletter!
Our first email arrives monday, outlining what we've been up to, the next drop date, and a little discount💜
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Our first email arrives monday, outlining what we've been up to, the next drop date, and a little discount💜
shop.dreadtheempire.com/pages/join-o...
Join Our Newsletter!
Unique, handmade, safe platinum silicone adult fantasy toys.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We have a newsletter!
Our first email arrives monday, outlining what we've been up to, the next drop date, and a little discount💜
shop.dreadtheempire.com/pages/join-o...
Our first email arrives monday, outlining what we've been up to, the next drop date, and a little discount💜
shop.dreadtheempire.com/pages/join-o...
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Okay, I finally did it! I got the Black Friday sale info together!
BUCKLE UP!
New inventory will be 20% off!
Older inventory will be 40% off!
This runs from Friday 11/29 through Sunday 11/30
Main inventory drop will be 10 AM Central time on Friday 11/29
We're dropping just over 300 new items!
BUCKLE UP!
New inventory will be 20% off!
Older inventory will be 40% off!
This runs from Friday 11/29 through Sunday 11/30
Main inventory drop will be 10 AM Central time on Friday 11/29
We're dropping just over 300 new items!
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Okay, I finally did it! I got the Black Friday sale info together!
BUCKLE UP!
New inventory will be 20% off!
Older inventory will be 40% off!
This runs from Friday 11/29 through Sunday 11/30
Main inventory drop will be 10 AM Central time on Friday 11/29
We're dropping just over 300 new items!
BUCKLE UP!
New inventory will be 20% off!
Older inventory will be 40% off!
This runs from Friday 11/29 through Sunday 11/30
Main inventory drop will be 10 AM Central time on Friday 11/29
We're dropping just over 300 new items!
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Black Friday sale is live! There’s a lot of inventory left from the recent events and all of it is 20-40% off! 🔥
Custom toys and merch are 10% off and the discount applies automatically in the cart.
Custom toys and merch are 10% off and the discount applies automatically in the cart.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Black Friday sale is live! There’s a lot of inventory left from the recent events and all of it is 20-40% off! 🔥
Custom toys and merch are 10% off and the discount applies automatically in the cart.
Custom toys and merch are 10% off and the discount applies automatically in the cart.
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Less than 12 hours until the webstore closes permanently, so now is the time to place any last-minute orders!
As an added bonus everything is 40% off!
As an added bonus everything is 40% off!
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Less than 12 hours until the webstore closes permanently, so now is the time to place any last-minute orders!
As an added bonus everything is 40% off!
As an added bonus everything is 40% off!
Stinger acquired 🦂. Now I have pour triplets.
The webstore will close tomorrow, so this is your chance to place any last minute orders!
(PS: everything is 40% off as well!)
(PS: everything is 40% off as well!)
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stinger acquired 🦂. Now I have pour triplets.
What is this, a candy corn butt-plug for ants?
(Courtesy of @funkittoys.bsky.social. Open the replies for a less dramatic photo...)
(Courtesy of @funkittoys.bsky.social. Open the replies for a less dramatic photo...)
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What is this, a candy corn butt-plug for ants?
(Courtesy of @funkittoys.bsky.social. Open the replies for a less dramatic photo...)
(Courtesy of @funkittoys.bsky.social. Open the replies for a less dramatic photo...)
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A good post from the tumble, esp in regards to anything with art. Studying new concepts and techniques is the most fun when you can do it like a dog chewing and shaking a new toy around until you can rip out the squeaker and run through the house triumphantly going SQUIKSQUIKSQUIKSQUIK
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A good post from the tumble, esp in regards to anything with art. Studying new concepts and techniques is the most fun when you can do it like a dog chewing and shaking a new toy around until you can rip out the squeaker and run through the house triumphantly going SQUIKSQUIKSQUIKSQUIK
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A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
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The ✨️remastered✨️ Cyrus the Werewolf has SEVEN new & improved sizes, from Pocket to MONSTER - launching 11.28.25
🐺🔥
Which one are you looking forward to? 👀
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Which one are you looking forward to? 👀
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The ✨️remastered✨️ Cyrus the Werewolf has SEVEN new & improved sizes, from Pocket to MONSTER - launching 11.28.25
🐺🔥
Which one are you looking forward to? 👀
🐺🔥
Which one are you looking forward to? 👀
I managed to get a matched set of dragons. 🐉🖤🩵
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I managed to get a matched set of dragons. 🐉🖤🩵
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Zero tariffs, full pleasure. We’ll take care of all the customs fees for orders. So you can shop freely at our store! To celebrate, we’re giving away a $100 Gift Card! Thank you for spreading the word!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Zero tariffs, full pleasure. We’ll take care of all the customs fees for orders. So you can shop freely at our store! To celebrate, we’re giving away a $100 Gift Card! Thank you for spreading the word!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
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🪢 Uhm.. yes Ranger sir - we're here to... tie a knot >w< (I'm a visual learner)
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🪢 Uhm.. yes Ranger sir - we're here to... tie a knot >w< (I'm a visual learner)
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
Pick up our A5 sticker sheet if you too are a survivor of Ranger's knot!
👉 go.were.dog/stickers
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We welcome Knot Me! Toys (knotme.eu) from Poland to the toy box this week, bringing the total vendor count to 39!
The backlog of requested vendors is about 15 deep right now - it's a lot of work, but we'll get to them all!
Keep sending vendor requests / feature ideas / etc! It's all appreciated!
The backlog of requested vendors is about 15 deep right now - it's a lot of work, but we'll get to them all!
Keep sending vendor requests / feature ideas / etc! It's all appreciated!
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We welcome Knot Me! Toys (knotme.eu) from Poland to the toy box this week, bringing the total vendor count to 39!
The backlog of requested vendors is about 15 deep right now - it's a lot of work, but we'll get to them all!
Keep sending vendor requests / feature ideas / etc! It's all appreciated!
The backlog of requested vendors is about 15 deep right now - it's a lot of work, but we'll get to them all!
Keep sending vendor requests / feature ideas / etc! It's all appreciated!
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Thanks for everyone for another drop kickoff! Jumping right into new things, we are collaborating with @ranyjvlek.bsky.social for our first packer model!
This dual shafted shark will be joining our model lineup soon! Name TBD 🦈 give us your best sharky suggestions
This dual shafted shark will be joining our model lineup soon! Name TBD 🦈 give us your best sharky suggestions
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thanks for everyone for another drop kickoff! Jumping right into new things, we are collaborating with @ranyjvlek.bsky.social for our first packer model!
This dual shafted shark will be joining our model lineup soon! Name TBD 🦈 give us your best sharky suggestions
This dual shafted shark will be joining our model lineup soon! Name TBD 🦈 give us your best sharky suggestions
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goddamn you gotta be your SELF, not the thing you think other people want you to be, fuck holy FUCK FUCK FUCK i get ANGRY ok anyway. its suddenly so cold my nuts hurt anybody else suffering that
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
goddamn you gotta be your SELF, not the thing you think other people want you to be, fuck holy FUCK FUCK FUCK i get ANGRY ok anyway. its suddenly so cold my nuts hurt anybody else suffering that
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The new knotted toy is launching — with a size range that will satisfy everyone (hopefully 😭😂)
Which means..🎉 Giveaway time!
Like, comment & follow to enter — 3 winners across all socials 🍀
Pick 2+ toys to get 15% OFF✨ FRIENDFORDRUID15 ✨ (lasts 24h)
Which means..🎉 Giveaway time!
Like, comment & follow to enter — 3 winners across all socials 🍀
Pick 2+ toys to get 15% OFF✨ FRIENDFORDRUID15 ✨ (lasts 24h)
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The new knotted toy is launching — with a size range that will satisfy everyone (hopefully 😭😂)
Which means..🎉 Giveaway time!
Like, comment & follow to enter — 3 winners across all socials 🍀
Pick 2+ toys to get 15% OFF✨ FRIENDFORDRUID15 ✨ (lasts 24h)
Which means..🎉 Giveaway time!
Like, comment & follow to enter — 3 winners across all socials 🍀
Pick 2+ toys to get 15% OFF✨ FRIENDFORDRUID15 ✨ (lasts 24h)
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Kintsugi, MTN Dew, trans flag, and rootbeer float!
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Kintsugi, MTN Dew, trans flag, and rootbeer float!
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November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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It's official, we're back just in time to give everyone a real treat!🍬
The site has been spruced up with some fresh character art, and our drop is happening tonight at 7pm CST!
(in a little over two hours)
The site has been spruced up with some fresh character art, and our drop is happening tonight at 7pm CST!
(in a little over two hours)
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's official, we're back just in time to give everyone a real treat!🍬
The site has been spruced up with some fresh character art, and our drop is happening tonight at 7pm CST!
(in a little over two hours)
The site has been spruced up with some fresh character art, and our drop is happening tonight at 7pm CST!
(in a little over two hours)
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for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
And here we see a wonderful incentive to not lose your keys…
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
And here we see a wonderful incentive to not lose your keys…