Lumpy Carruthers
@lumpycarruthers.bsky.social
Pessimist, yet still very naive. Existing in a speck of blue surrounded by a sea of filth.
My reaction after going through the list three times looking for my one desert island comedy, then doing a ctrl-F for the title and its two stars, and realizing that, Jesus H. Guacamole Act of 1917 FLAMES ON MY CAR!!! Christ, it's not there and these cretins have THE WATERBOY ahead of it??????????
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My reaction after going through the list three times looking for my one desert island comedy, then doing a ctrl-F for the title and its two stars, and realizing that, Jesus H. Guacamole Act of 1917 FLAMES ON MY CAR!!! Christ, it's not there and these cretins have THE WATERBOY ahead of it??????????
Tonight’s theme:
September 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Tonight’s theme:
May as well do this one, too, then....
July 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
May as well do this one, too, then....
Donna Shalala looking at the check that Nevin Shapiro gave her like Gollum staring at the ring...
July 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Donna Shalala looking at the check that Nevin Shapiro gave her like Gollum staring at the ring...
The perfect profession/last name combination does not exi --
July 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The perfect profession/last name combination does not exi --
Kansas State's crop judging title is due to the mentorship of one person and one person only.
July 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Kansas State's crop judging title is due to the mentorship of one person and one person only.
No lies detected. From right in the heart of downtown Durham:
June 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No lies detected. From right in the heart of downtown Durham:
His career might not be over.
June 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
His career might not be over.
Pope Donald I will provide the same answer when he orders the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to be repainted with this:
May 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Pope Donald I will provide the same answer when he orders the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to be repainted with this:
This guy was right all along...
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This guy was right all along...
"Then in 2 years they'll be on a raid and get swiss-cheesed because they've been told their invincible."
February 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Then in 2 years they'll be on a raid and get swiss-cheesed because they've been told their invincible."