Lumpy Carruthers
@lumpycarruthers.bsky.social
Pessimist, yet still very naive. Existing in a speck of blue surrounded by a sea of filth.
Super Bowl XVII
Super Bowl XIX
1987 Fiesta Bowl
My priorities were different back then.
Super Bowl XIX
1987 Fiesta Bowl
My priorities were different back then.
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Flashback to childhood: Candyman and Event Horizon were absolutely terrifying to me. It's funny what sticks with you. What horror movie from your childhood still gives you the creeps?
Flashback to childhood: Candyman and Event Horizon were absolutely terrifying to me. It's funny what sticks with you. What horror movie from your childhood still gives you the creeps?
October 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Super Bowl XVII
Super Bowl XIX
1987 Fiesta Bowl
My priorities were different back then.
Super Bowl XIX
1987 Fiesta Bowl
My priorities were different back then.
Watching “Fail-Safe” on TCM right now, first time in years. Thank goodness that in 2025, both countries are being led by a calm, rational, thoughtful, intelligent men.
August 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Watching “Fail-Safe” on TCM right now, first time in years. Thank goodness that in 2025, both countries are being led by a calm, rational, thoughtful, intelligent men.
1985 - Irene Dunne, Bob Hope (hated him, but...), Lerner and Loewe, Beverly Sills
1995 - B.B. King, Sidney Poitier, Neil Simon
2005 - Tony Bennett, Julie Harris, Robert Redford, Tina Turner
2015 - Carole King, George Lucas, Rita Moreno, Cicely Tyson
2025 - Rambo and the performers of "Lick It Up"
1995 - B.B. King, Sidney Poitier, Neil Simon
2005 - Tony Bennett, Julie Harris, Robert Redford, Tina Turner
2015 - Carole King, George Lucas, Rita Moreno, Cicely Tyson
2025 - Rambo and the performers of "Lick It Up"
August 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
1985 - Irene Dunne, Bob Hope (hated him, but...), Lerner and Loewe, Beverly Sills
1995 - B.B. King, Sidney Poitier, Neil Simon
2005 - Tony Bennett, Julie Harris, Robert Redford, Tina Turner
2015 - Carole King, George Lucas, Rita Moreno, Cicely Tyson
2025 - Rambo and the performers of "Lick It Up"
1995 - B.B. King, Sidney Poitier, Neil Simon
2005 - Tony Bennett, Julie Harris, Robert Redford, Tina Turner
2015 - Carole King, George Lucas, Rita Moreno, Cicely Tyson
2025 - Rambo and the performers of "Lick It Up"
There's always money in the banana tie.
August 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's always money in the banana tie.
Lickitung and Popplio cards appearing overnight in 1692 Salem.
A random thought:
If I had a time machine, I’d go back to random places and times and leave a bunch of Pokemon and Magic the Gathering cards all over the towns.
Maybe just sit and watch the reactions when people find them.
🤷🏻♂️
Okay, bye.
If I had a time machine, I’d go back to random places and times and leave a bunch of Pokemon and Magic the Gathering cards all over the towns.
Maybe just sit and watch the reactions when people find them.
🤷🏻♂️
Okay, bye.
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lickitung and Popplio cards appearing overnight in 1692 Salem.
The perfect profession/last name combination does not exi --
July 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The perfect profession/last name combination does not exi --
Note to self:
When the depression hits too hard, imagine a podcast featuring deep philosophical conversations between Dr. Ricken Hale and Philomena Cunk.
When the depression hits too hard, imagine a podcast featuring deep philosophical conversations between Dr. Ricken Hale and Philomena Cunk.
April 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Note to self:
When the depression hits too hard, imagine a podcast featuring deep philosophical conversations between Dr. Ricken Hale and Philomena Cunk.
When the depression hits too hard, imagine a podcast featuring deep philosophical conversations between Dr. Ricken Hale and Philomena Cunk.
Gutteral porcine-type utterance
Derisive smirk
International jerk-off motion
I'm exhausted and embarrassed of this being our driving ethos.
Derisive smirk
International jerk-off motion
I'm exhausted and embarrassed of this being our driving ethos.
March 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gutteral porcine-type utterance
Derisive smirk
International jerk-off motion
I'm exhausted and embarrassed of this being our driving ethos.
Derisive smirk
International jerk-off motion
I'm exhausted and embarrassed of this being our driving ethos.
Sometimes, the timeline aligns so perfectly that I momentarily question my lack of belief in a higher power at work.
February 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sometimes, the timeline aligns so perfectly that I momentarily question my lack of belief in a higher power at work.