Lynda Clark
@lyndac.bsky.social
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Writer, reader, gamer. Still mostly bogling to Aswad. https://wouldyouliketochangethedifficultysetting.wordpress.com/ Any pronouns. No alt text? No follow, no matter how cool & interesting you are. There will be swears.
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lyndac.bsky.social
Last time I wrote a very Scottish story and got several comments about the licensing laws I'd mentioned making it difficult to buy alcohol at certain times of day saying this was "very unrealistic", because "Scotland is known for whisky" and "it's easy to buy it there". 😂
lyndac.bsky.social
Anyone doing the Fear #WritingBattle? Have written a very British story sure to do badly with the predominantly American participants but I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!
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bookwormvaught.bsky.social
In November the 2nd & final #curae anthology is published by @renardpress.com with all profits, as in 2023, to @carerstrust.bsky.social and Carers UK. Beyond? I’m establishing the Curae Foundation to offer a substantial scholarship for online creative writing study or research for an unpaid carer!
lyndac.bsky.social
THEM INDOORS, 83k: Amie hears the voices of household objects, but Door, the one voice she wants to hear, has gone missing...
Hard Copy × Piranesi × Unhinged
🍞 Deviant toaster
🚭 Neurotic smoke alarm
🧺 Villainous washing machine
🧹 Witchcraft
🤪 Weird
🎭 Comedy
💒 Romance
🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ
#dvpit
#A #LF #F
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douglasmack.bsky.social
the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed
Dr Ramsdell, whose phone had been on airplane mode when the Nobel committee tried to call him, told the BBC's Newshour Programme that his first response when his wife said, "You've won the Nobel prize" was: "I did not."

To which Ms O'Neill replied that she had 200 text messages that suggested he had.
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thepaulconnolly.bsky.social
Badenoch wants to eliminate ‘rip off degrees’ like English. The usual philistine crap that a degree is just about work. The mission to create the stupidest nation on earth. And counterproductive. Young people will work for years. They’ll retrain endlessly. A degree can help them learn how to learn
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athenakugblenu.bsky.social
You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick
lyndac.bsky.social
I have had a lot of rejections this year (A LOT) but I just had the kind of really lovely one that makes you think, "oh, okay, maybe I *can* do this and I *should* keep going." Thanks to the editors who take the time to write those sort of rejections - it's a real kindness.
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semacrae.bsky.social
#historysky this might be a long shot but can anyone put me in contact Dr David Crook scholar of Robin Hood? My local heritage group hosted him for talk in 2016 and are looking to get in touch with him again.
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ldlapinski.bsky.social
I never do this and don’t even feel obligated to click the link (shares would be nice!) but our first fur baby needs dental surgery and, I won’t lie, I am climbing the walls with anxiety about it.

gofund.me/b8fa10852
lyndac.bsky.social
Sulking because he told me the post was here and all he got for his trouble was one tiny treat rather than the chew he feels he deserves.
A black and white springer lying on his bed looking absolutely forlorn.
lyndac.bsky.social
I'm guessing that's in case there's need of covering PhD supervisions, sorry, you'd be amazing!
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ldlapinski.bsky.social
WORLD BOOK WEEK OFFER

Are you a school in the Scottish islands? Would you like an author visit with no author fees? Step this way and check out the alt text below….

Please get in touch via my website contact form 📚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@scottishbooktrust.bsky.social @asls.org.uk @slgscotland.bsky.social
WORLD BOOK WEEK OFFER

Are you a school in the Scottish islands? Would you like an author visit with no author fees? Step this way…. 

To get to know my new home better, I am waiving my school visit fee for schools in the Scottish islands during World Book Week 2026 (2nd - 6th March). 

Organisers must cover transport and accommodation. I am based on the Black Isle, and able to drive to Inverness airport, Ullapool ferry port, Oban, and Aberdeen.  I can supply books to sell, if given plenty of notice! 

Please get in touch via my website contact form 📚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
lyndac.bsky.social
We're seeking a prose writer to cover my colleague's research leave. Academia as a whole is a shit show but we're a friendly team in a lovely department and as a part-timer you'd still have writing time. Imagine that! www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DOY206/t...
Teaching Fellow in Creative Writing (Prose) at The University of Edinburgh
Looking for a new job opportunity in academia? Check out this job opening for a Teaching Fellow in Creative Writing (Prose) on jobs.ac.uk!
www.jobs.ac.uk
lyndac.bsky.social
I wonder if it's just like "wonky veg" where people are unwilling to buy "inferior" (in this case, mismatched sizes) food for no real reason unless it's discounted.
lyndac.bsky.social
The world is somewhat horrible, but there are still so many good and lovely things.
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Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
Tawny owl
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rachelcraves.bsky.social
If you think about it, SAW is kind of like Waiting for Godot if Godot had been there the whole time.
lyndac.bsky.social
THEN he gets the plague, goes mad and dies and all the Doctor has to say is: "Quick, set him on fire before it spreads!"
Oh NOW you're suddenly quarantine conscious? Even though when Friedrich asked you about it you told him to shut the hell up and stop being a little bitch?!
#JusticeForFriedrich
lyndac.bsky.social
THEN his wife & kids get eaten by the demon they're allegedly sorting out and at the funeral everyone behaves like *he's* being unreasonable when he loses his temper because they maybe could have done literally anything rather than banging on about cocks crewing for actual days.
lyndac.bsky.social
THEN when he asks the Doctor and the Occultist what they're going to do about the rapidly spreading plague, they get cross and say: "Look, we're doing important demon-related things that you wouldn't understand, stop being so SELFISH, Friedrich, you dick."
lyndac.bsky.social
THEN we he FINALLY says to BF & BF's wife: "Could you maybe go home? A lot of bad shit is going down", BF's wife throws a strop and says *he's* the one being a dick.
lyndac.bsky.social
THEN a contingent of rats goes and munches on his wife and the uniqueness of this experience sends her mad.