What the pizza sees when it’s in the oven.
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What the pizza sees when it’s in the oven.
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is where I post from
Yeah. It’s why I look sexy at all times.
July 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yeah. It’s why I look sexy at all times.
I reckon it’s because of the people.
July 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I reckon it’s because of the people.
He deserves 25 years in the electric chair for that last paragraph, alone.
July 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He deserves 25 years in the electric chair for that last paragraph, alone.
They did. I’ll be speaking with a Scottish accent and selling scotch in no time.
July 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
They did. I’ll be speaking with a Scottish accent and selling scotch in no time.
Do not recommend this hotel. The bath robes do up round the back. The slippers go up to your knees, the leg warmers have tubes attached that give you cramp and they shave your pubes when you sleep!
#Avoid
#Avoid
July 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Do not recommend this hotel. The bath robes do up round the back. The slippers go up to your knees, the leg warmers have tubes attached that give you cramp and they shave your pubes when you sleep!
#Avoid
#Avoid
Please watch WAOTL at some point. I need someone else to get the references.
July 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Please watch WAOTL at some point. I need someone else to get the references.
Having Caribbean for dinner because I’m better than you.
July 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Having Caribbean for dinner because I’m better than you.
I need to go to the toilet!
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I need to go to the toilet!
Me popping downstairs in loose shorts to collect the post.
July 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me popping downstairs in loose shorts to collect the post.
Post a celebrity you've been told you resemble.
July 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Post a celebrity you've been told you resemble.
Me having to get up to answer the door to the Deliveroo driver.
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me having to get up to answer the door to the Deliveroo driver.
If it’s a tit-warbler you’re after…
July 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If it’s a tit-warbler you’re after…
I AM GOING TO THE TOILET!
July 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I AM GOING TO THE TOILET!
Thought I’d post this here as it’s been doing the rounds.
July 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Thought I’d post this here as it’s been doing the rounds.
What aren’t they telling us?
June 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What aren’t they telling us?