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Show me something more perfect. You can’t x
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Show me something more perfect. You can’t x
I know you don’t want to but now you’re imagining what Jacob Rees-Mogg’s cum face looks like.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I know you don’t want to but now you’re imagining what Jacob Rees-Mogg’s cum face looks like.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
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Some pigs are about to get their house fucked up for stealing all the eggs
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Some pigs are about to get their house fucked up for stealing all the eggs
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“Temporary accommodation”
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
“Temporary accommodation”
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's Elmo's birthday
I don’t think Vincent Van Gogh really had a mate called “Colour-changing Hugh”. I reckon Don McLean made it up.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I don’t think Vincent Van Gogh really had a mate called “Colour-changing Hugh”. I reckon Don McLean made it up.
Watching #ThePerfectNeighbor on Netflix. Let me tell you this part got me right in the feels.
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Watching #ThePerfectNeighbor on Netflix. Let me tell you this part got me right in the feels.
Whitney has gone. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to
u. Really cant believe this. @
#potterythrowdown
u. Really cant believe this. @
#potterythrowdown
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Whitney has gone. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to
u. Really cant believe this. @
#potterythrowdown
u. Really cant believe this. @
#potterythrowdown
Statistically, West Ham united have been the best team in the world this weekend.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Statistically, West Ham united have been the best team in the world this weekend.
Just did a massive shit and sealed it in a Mason jar. Dm me if you’re interested in buying.
No weirdos!
No weirdos!
January 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Just did a massive shit and sealed it in a Mason jar. Dm me if you’re interested in buying.
No weirdos!
No weirdos!
YAAAS. New Bridgerton starts later this month!
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
YAAAS. New Bridgerton starts later this month!
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Summerville you beauty 😍
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Summerville you beauty 😍
Don’t worry folks. Only today and tomorrow of this horrible weekend to get over then it’s quiz night Monday on BBC2.
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Don’t worry folks. Only today and tomorrow of this horrible weekend to get over then it’s quiz night Monday on BBC2.
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
Trump actually said “if it wasn’t for us you’d be speaking German”
The man is a fucking lunatic.
The man is a fucking lunatic.
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Trump actually said “if it wasn’t for us you’d be speaking German”
The man is a fucking lunatic.
The man is a fucking lunatic.
I’ve cancelled our trip @tambassador.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I’ve cancelled our trip @tambassador.bsky.social
Yeah sex is good but when that peng cup of tea hits.
a man singing into a microphone with the words this is heaven behind him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words this is heaven behind him
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Yeah sex is good but when that peng cup of tea hits.
I totally forgot Shinzo Abe was assassinated.
January 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I totally forgot Shinzo Abe was assassinated.