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56 years ago today three men chiselled their names into the annals of history: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and the other one.
July 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
56 years ago today three men chiselled their names into the annals of history: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and the other one.
Don’t wish to arouse but I’ve changed my stockings and dressings.
July 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Don’t wish to arouse but I’ve changed my stockings and dressings.
I need to nap because I’m well fat.
July 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I need to nap because I’m well fat.
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"where do you see yourself in ten years' time?"
Fucking Tom Kerridge and his big cherries.
July 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"where do you see yourself in ten years' time?"
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is where I post from
July 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
YAAAAAAASSSS! Monday night quiz night is back on BBC2.
July 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
YAAAAAAASSSS! Monday night quiz night is back on BBC2.
He deserves 25 years in the electric chair for that last paragraph, alone.
July 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He deserves 25 years in the electric chair for that last paragraph, alone.
Do not recommend this hotel. The bath robes do up round the back. The slippers go up to your knees, the leg warmers have tubes attached that give you cramp and they shave your pubes when you sleep!
#Avoid
#Avoid
July 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Do not recommend this hotel. The bath robes do up round the back. The slippers go up to your knees, the leg warmers have tubes attached that give you cramp and they shave your pubes when you sleep!
#Avoid
#Avoid
Sewing Bee is back, slags. BBC1 at 9pm.
a woman wearing headphones and a hat with a frog on it
ALT: a woman wearing headphones and a hat with a frog on it
media.tenor.com
July 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sewing Bee is back, slags. BBC1 at 9pm.
Fuck it. I’m unfastening another toggle on my duffel coat.
July 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fuck it. I’m unfastening another toggle on my duffel coat.
Typical woke BBC putting all these old farts on. Put someone modern on like Ed Sheeran or Kylie!
#LiveAid40
#LiveAid40
July 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Typical woke BBC putting all these old farts on. Put someone modern on like Ed Sheeran or Kylie!
#LiveAid40
#LiveAid40
3 gallons of back sweat available. Pick up only. No weirdos.
July 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
3 gallons of back sweat available. Pick up only. No weirdos.
Might go to bed tonight.
July 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Might go to bed tonight.
The hospital told me today that after my operation, I’m going to be full of air and it will hurt. The only way to dissipate this is to fart. This could continue for several years after (probably).
July 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The hospital told me today that after my operation, I’m going to be full of air and it will hurt. The only way to dissipate this is to fart. This could continue for several years after (probably).
Doner kebab for dinner, you bunch of sluts.
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Doner kebab for dinner, you bunch of sluts.
It’s time for a motherfucking cup of Jasmine tea!
July 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s time for a motherfucking cup of Jasmine tea!
If you’ll excuse me. I have to remove my knickers.
July 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If you’ll excuse me. I have to remove my knickers.
Having Caribbean for dinner because I’m better than you.
July 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Having Caribbean for dinner because I’m better than you.
I need to go to the toilet!
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I need to go to the toilet!
As a pacifist, I can’t condone violence but I could never tire of punching this cunt’s face in.
#24HoursInPoliceCustody
#24HoursInPoliceCustody
July 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
As a pacifist, I can’t condone violence but I could never tire of punching this cunt’s face in.
#24HoursInPoliceCustody
#24HoursInPoliceCustody