Mayfair Cynic
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When mom says you can lick the beaters...
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When mom says you can lick the beaters...
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The most-divorced toddler on earth decides to increase the financial hit to his company?
Oh no, how terrifying. Still, those booming Tesla sales will cover that, right?
Oh no, how terrifying. Still, those booming Tesla sales will cover that, right?
The European Commission has lost access to its control panel for buying and tracking ads on Elon Musk’s X — after fining the social media platform €120 million for violating EU transparency rules.
X axes European Commission’s ad account after €120M EU fine
Nikita Bier, X’s head of product, accused the EU executive of trying to amplify its own social media post about the fine on X by trying “to take advantage of an exploit in our Ad Composer.”…
www.politico.eu
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The most-divorced toddler on earth decides to increase the financial hit to his company?
Oh no, how terrifying. Still, those booming Tesla sales will cover that, right?
Oh no, how terrifying. Still, those booming Tesla sales will cover that, right?
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf? Now you've got <whatever the hell this is>.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf? Now you've got <whatever the hell this is>.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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If only a few people believe in homeopathy then it's more likely that its effects are real.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If only a few people believe in homeopathy then it's more likely that its effects are real.
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Angela Rayner and The Soft Left in session there. Next up.. Wes Streeting Coronation.
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Angela Rayner and The Soft Left in session there. Next up.. Wes Streeting Coronation.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your glass of Bumbu Cream.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your glass of Bumbu Cream.
Definitely one to avoid.
Which stores are they in so I can absolutely definitely avoid them? And are they with the sandwiches or the desserts?
Which stores are they in so I can absolutely definitely avoid them? And are they with the sandwiches or the desserts?
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Definitely one to avoid.
Which stores are they in so I can absolutely definitely avoid them? And are they with the sandwiches or the desserts?
Which stores are they in so I can absolutely definitely avoid them? And are they with the sandwiches or the desserts?
"Near London" is doing a lot of work.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"Near London" is doing a lot of work.
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every alex karp public appearance seems to be an angry dialogue he's acting out in his own head between alex karp palantir ceo and what little is left of his conscience. also they're both on a lot of speed
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
every alex karp public appearance seems to be an angry dialogue he's acting out in his own head between alex karp palantir ceo and what little is left of his conscience. also they're both on a lot of speed
Lunch with the FT is just a more polite version of a telephone interview with Isaac Chotiner
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Lunch with the FT is just a more polite version of a telephone interview with Isaac Chotiner
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
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Spoiler alert for those worrying about war ‘spilling over’ : sorry too late
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Spoiler alert for those worrying about war ‘spilling over’ : sorry too late
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I’m hearing the list of previous holders of the FIFA peace prize include such luminaries as
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I’m hearing the list of previous holders of the FIFA peace prize include such luminaries as
Fake; no wedding ring.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fake; no wedding ring.
Who wore it better?
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Who wore it better?
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“But incurring massive debt to buy me means we shall both surely go under”, said Warner Bros.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“But incurring massive debt to buy me means we shall both surely go under”, said Warner Bros.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
“lol”, said Netflix, “lmao”.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS