Maartje
@maalchen.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral queer crone-in-the-making with wordy aspirations. Inordinately fond of social interaction on uncertain terms. Not to be excessively relied uponst.
Fellow Continentals, if we LEAVE NOW, the next ferry from Calais is OURS ALONE
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Fellow Continentals, if we LEAVE NOW, the next ferry from Calais is OURS ALONE
That's just taking unpredictability of needs and circumstances into account - the REAL question is: why aren't TARDIS-style carryons the default model?
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
That's just taking unpredictability of needs and circumstances into account - the REAL question is: why aren't TARDIS-style carryons the default model?
Peak DM energy, no notes
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Peak DM energy, no notes
Be ashamed. I don't care whether you're joking or serious; be VERY ashamed either way.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Be ashamed. I don't care whether you're joking or serious; be VERY ashamed either way.
@himmapaan.bsky.social are you taking commissions atm? Because for some reason there's a Venn diagram in my head that goes ( Nancy Drew cover art ( ) Art by Natee ( ) Jane Austen illustrations )
...I can't explain it, this is how my brain
...I can't explain it, this is how my brain
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
@himmapaan.bsky.social are you taking commissions atm? Because for some reason there's a Venn diagram in my head that goes ( Nancy Drew cover art ( ) Art by Natee ( ) Jane Austen illustrations )
...I can't explain it, this is how my brain
...I can't explain it, this is how my brain
Congratulations! You rule! 🙌🏻🍾
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Congratulations! You rule! 🙌🏻🍾
Take care and thank you very much for all of your work 💖
January 13, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Take care and thank you very much for all of your work 💖
Oh, I didn't miss it. Y'all are the way I consume these movies.
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Oh, I didn't miss it. Y'all are the way I consume these movies.
(And yes, in our first session in the museum I EXTREMELY MISSED the mimic, but we were in a MUSEUM, anything is supposed to be in there)
(Which is why it was a genius move on @gemmachaos.bsky.social's part to put it there)
(and I'm still def Chaotic)
(Which is why it was a genius move on @gemmachaos.bsky.social's part to put it there)
(and I'm still def Chaotic)
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 AM
(And yes, in our first session in the museum I EXTREMELY MISSED the mimic, but we were in a MUSEUM, anything is supposed to be in there)
(Which is why it was a genius move on @gemmachaos.bsky.social's part to put it there)
(and I'm still def Chaotic)
(Which is why it was a genius move on @gemmachaos.bsky.social's part to put it there)
(and I'm still def Chaotic)
Yeah I'm going to listen to this again when Lindeman is dead
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Yeah I'm going to listen to this again when Lindeman is dead
LOL that's some real funny sarcasm there mate
*compiles list of cars mentioned by make, model, and manufacturing year in KJB Bond movie eps*
Welp, if there were MORE cars in those movies these episodes would basically be Top Gear but good.
*compiles list of cars mentioned by make, model, and manufacturing year in KJB Bond movie eps*
Welp, if there were MORE cars in those movies these episodes would basically be Top Gear but good.
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
LOL that's some real funny sarcasm there mate
*compiles list of cars mentioned by make, model, and manufacturing year in KJB Bond movie eps*
Welp, if there were MORE cars in those movies these episodes would basically be Top Gear but good.
*compiles list of cars mentioned by make, model, and manufacturing year in KJB Bond movie eps*
Welp, if there were MORE cars in those movies these episodes would basically be Top Gear but good.
The backpack of Theseus! It lives forever!
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The backpack of Theseus! It lives forever!
Oh yeah I remember business worm now 🥰
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Oh yeah I remember business worm now 🥰
He's perfect 🙌🏻 Didn't he have a little briefcase? Or was that another one?
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
He's perfect 🙌🏻 Didn't he have a little briefcase? Or was that another one?
Yeah but then they would get smashed by waves. And ships. And so the balance shifts. We rendezvous with Rochambeau -- damn it autocomplete
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Yeah but then they would get smashed by waves. And ships. And so the balance shifts. We rendezvous with Rochambeau -- damn it autocomplete
Dad saying all the right things, I love it 💖
January 7, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Dad saying all the right things, I love it 💖
Well yes, but that goes without saying 😊🥂
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Well yes, but that goes without saying 😊🥂
Yes, oh yes, and I should look up whether German has a word for "TFW you really love something you can't do and it makes you so happy that it exists that you don't really mind not being able to do it all that much"!
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Yes, oh yes, and I should look up whether German has a word for "TFW you really love something you can't do and it makes you so happy that it exists that you don't really mind not being able to do it all that much"!
Agreeeeeed, what else is there even really out there for him to star in?
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Agreeeeeed, what else is there even really out there for him to star in?
I hope they never do any stunt casting in case of revival. Natasha can be anyone with the right range and I could, with an effort, live without Groban, but NOT without Ashford and Bell. They are the only Sonya & Mary.
That said, Damon Daunno would be a great Anatole if Lucas Steele isn't available.
That said, Damon Daunno would be a great Anatole if Lucas Steele isn't available.
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I hope they never do any stunt casting in case of revival. Natasha can be anyone with the right range and I could, with an effort, live without Groban, but NOT without Ashford and Bell. They are the only Sonya & Mary.
That said, Damon Daunno would be a great Anatole if Lucas Steele isn't available.
That said, Damon Daunno would be a great Anatole if Lucas Steele isn't available.