Maartje
@maalchen.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral queer crone-in-the-making with wordy aspirations. Inordinately fond of social interaction on uncertain terms. Not to be excessively relied uponst.
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Maartje
@maalchen.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary ppl are nonbinary, gender is a spectrum, the patriarchy hurts everyone, and I like stating the obvious. Good day.
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Gods I love a binder. Dressing "dewd with bewbs" style is very cool and very me, but dressing "not sure if even bewbs at all" style? HYAAAS.
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Gods I love a binder. Dressing "dewd with bewbs" style is very cool and very me, but dressing "not sure if even bewbs at all" style? HYAAAS.
I had never actually seen anyone do a *literal* ROTFLMAO before... until my fiancee heard Michael Caine do an American accent in The Weather Man. 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I had never actually seen anyone do a *literal* ROTFLMAO before... until my fiancee heard Michael Caine do an American accent in The Weather Man. 🤣
Are people calling him Liam Nielsen yet
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Are people calling him Liam Nielsen yet
Age verification? I GREW UP WITHOUT COMPUTER GAMES WHATSOEVER. My NERDIEST classmate in primary school HAD NO COMPUTER GAMES.
Age verification? I saved my allowance for months and finally was able to buy a black and white 13” TV from K-Mart for $18 so I could play Pitfall in my bedroom.
Age verification? My first anime was "Space Cruiser Yamato"
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Age verification? I GREW UP WITHOUT COMPUTER GAMES WHATSOEVER. My NERDIEST classmate in primary school HAD NO COMPUTER GAMES.
To the people I don't actually know and who don't know me, but who are some of my favorite people in the world nonetheless because they do amazing things and share them on the internet for me to find: THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME HAPPY 💖
(if you're wondering "does this mean me?", yes it does 💖)
(if you're wondering "does this mean me?", yes it does 💖)
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
To the people I don't actually know and who don't know me, but who are some of my favorite people in the world nonetheless because they do amazing things and share them on the internet for me to find: THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME HAPPY 💖
(if you're wondering "does this mean me?", yes it does 💖)
(if you're wondering "does this mean me?", yes it does 💖)
Well, it turns out that against all odds, I do, in fact, VERY GOT THIS. My brain is perfectly hopeless and impossibly awesome at the same time.
I know I have to do an insane amount of work in absolutely minimal time right now SOLELY because I fucked up and procrastinated and everything BUT I still would like to be showered with praise for this superhuman feat of scrambling-to-pretend-I-got-this-even-though-I-extremely-don't-got-this. Ta.
January 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Well, it turns out that against all odds, I do, in fact, VERY GOT THIS. My brain is perfectly hopeless and impossibly awesome at the same time.
Schools: "We put your grades, your homework, your schedules and every other piece of necessary info online and we expect you to access it at a moment's notice literally whenever."
Also schools: "Kids these days can't learn anything because they be too much on they damn phones!!!"
Also schools: "Kids these days can't learn anything because they be too much on they damn phones!!!"
January 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Schools: "We put your grades, your homework, your schedules and every other piece of necessary info online and we expect you to access it at a moment's notice literally whenever."
Also schools: "Kids these days can't learn anything because they be too much on they damn phones!!!"
Also schools: "Kids these days can't learn anything because they be too much on they damn phones!!!"
I know I have to do an insane amount of work in absolutely minimal time right now SOLELY because I fucked up and procrastinated and everything BUT I still would like to be showered with praise for this superhuman feat of scrambling-to-pretend-I-got-this-even-though-I-extremely-don't-got-this. Ta.
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I know I have to do an insane amount of work in absolutely minimal time right now SOLELY because I fucked up and procrastinated and everything BUT I still would like to be showered with praise for this superhuman feat of scrambling-to-pretend-I-got-this-even-though-I-extremely-don't-got-this. Ta.
There is something just so deeply, viscerally satisfying about hearing a camp British voice full of fundamental enjoyment say "I currently have a githyanki attached to my arse". #ILoveDungeonsAndDragons
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
There is something just so deeply, viscerally satisfying about hearing a camp British voice full of fundamental enjoyment say "I currently have a githyanki attached to my arse". #ILoveDungeonsAndDragons
@captainawkward.bsky.social just wanted to thank you for the whole entire Captain Awkward Dot Com Archive, because it still gives me pleasure and perspective and comfort and good stead, on a regular basis, and I forgot whether I ever actually told you that, so, hereby, many thanks 😊✨
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 AM
@captainawkward.bsky.social just wanted to thank you for the whole entire Captain Awkward Dot Com Archive, because it still gives me pleasure and perspective and comfort and good stead, on a regular basis, and I forgot whether I ever actually told you that, so, hereby, many thanks 😊✨
I don't want to see Sean Penn in The Gunman, but I would totally go see Sean Gunn in The Penman if that one were real.
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I don't want to see Sean Penn in The Gunman, but I would totally go see Sean Gunn in The Penman if that one were real.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Thinking of all the things I'm not good at but some of my friends are, and I think one of my Spring Resolutions ought to be "make pancakes for my awesome friends more often".
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Thinking of all the things I'm not good at but some of my friends are, and I think one of my Spring Resolutions ought to be "make pancakes for my awesome friends more often".
Making art is SUCH a dice roll, and I do understand people being scared of it and wanting some kind of failsafe built in, but: no. No, making art has always been a dice roll, and that's why so very many people who want to do it (almost) never do. It doesn't always feel good! It doesn't always pay!
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Making art is SUCH a dice roll, and I do understand people being scared of it and wanting some kind of failsafe built in, but: no. No, making art has always been a dice roll, and that's why so very many people who want to do it (almost) never do. It doesn't always feel good! It doesn't always pay!
Dear Aunt Agony, I'm a 41-year-old woman and today I cried over an anime episode because I could not with how cute and sad it was and I forgot the word for when a thing is so cute it's sad and vice versa at the same time and maybe that word doesn't exist yet but I think it should
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Dear Aunt Agony, I'm a 41-year-old woman and today I cried over an anime episode because I could not with how cute and sad it was and I forgot the word for when a thing is so cute it's sad and vice versa at the same time and maybe that word doesn't exist yet but I think it should
People setting off literal bombs all over the country since this morning, NBD, partaaayyyyy
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
People setting off literal bombs all over the country since this morning, NBD, partaaayyyyy
Hating down is such a waste of everyone's time and energy. It's based on laziness and selfishness as well as fear. If you're white, straight and well to do, you're safe from "the minorities". They aren't after you, they can't harm you. Your enemies are the ones telling you to hate "the minorities".
December 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hating down is such a waste of everyone's time and energy. It's based on laziness and selfishness as well as fear. If you're white, straight and well to do, you're safe from "the minorities". They aren't after you, they can't harm you. Your enemies are the ones telling you to hate "the minorities".
Everyone who's ever been to Eindhoven: saw Theo Maassen on the street/on a terrace, knew better than to approach him
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Everyone who's ever been to Eindhoven: saw Theo Maassen on the street/on a terrace, knew better than to approach him
Make a Bond movie casual
On Brighton&Hove Council's Civil Service
On Brighton&Hove Council's Civil Service
Make a Bond movie casual
From King of Prussia with Love
From King of Prussia with Love
Make a Bond movie casual
AluminumEye
AluminumEye
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
On Brighton&Hove Council's Civil Service
On Brighton&Hove Council's Civil Service
I'm exhausted and these were two days absolutely full of comfort and joy. Singing is THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD, y'all.
December 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm exhausted and these were two days absolutely full of comfort and joy. Singing is THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD, y'all.
I think texting may be my love language.
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think texting may be my love language.
Three million people drank themselves to death in 2016, "science" "journalism" blames the existence of alcohol
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Three million people drank themselves to death in 2016, "science" "journalism" blames the existence of alcohol
🧵The thing about ADHD medication, for me, is this: looking back, in my early twenties (going to Uni, hanging out at the student society most of the time) I was well on my way to developing a legit drinking problem. I LOVED alcohol in most of its forms. I was diagnosed with ADHD at 28. 1/
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
🧵The thing about ADHD medication, for me, is this: looking back, in my early twenties (going to Uni, hanging out at the student society most of the time) I was well on my way to developing a legit drinking problem. I LOVED alcohol in most of its forms. I was diagnosed with ADHD at 28. 1/
"How are you so cold?"
"Well I was sitting in my living room in a t-shirt thinking of getting up off the couch, putting a sweater on, turning up the heating, taking my meds, having a cup of tea. I was sitting there thinking of doing these things SO HARD, you know. For three hours? Whatever is time?"
"Well I was sitting in my living room in a t-shirt thinking of getting up off the couch, putting a sweater on, turning up the heating, taking my meds, having a cup of tea. I was sitting there thinking of doing these things SO HARD, you know. For three hours? Whatever is time?"
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
"How are you so cold?"
"Well I was sitting in my living room in a t-shirt thinking of getting up off the couch, putting a sweater on, turning up the heating, taking my meds, having a cup of tea. I was sitting there thinking of doing these things SO HARD, you know. For three hours? Whatever is time?"
"Well I was sitting in my living room in a t-shirt thinking of getting up off the couch, putting a sweater on, turning up the heating, taking my meds, having a cup of tea. I was sitting there thinking of doing these things SO HARD, you know. For three hours? Whatever is time?"