Big Salad
@mad3lyn.bsky.social
I make songs in a band called the Key Kids, and in my solo project called Tiny Bouquet.
I’m a musician on a midwest to east coast tour via passenger rail. Playing my songs and riding the train 🚂
Find my updates here (free to read) Patreon.com/tinybouquet
Find my updates here (free to read) Patreon.com/tinybouquet
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Recording Artist: Tiny Bouquet
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June 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m a musician on a midwest to east coast tour via passenger rail. Playing my songs and riding the train 🚂
Find my updates here (free to read) Patreon.com/tinybouquet
Find my updates here (free to read) Patreon.com/tinybouquet
Fall asleep to Ham Transformation
May 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Fall asleep to Ham Transformation
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Got a lil weird with this one
May 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Got a lil weird with this one
My gripe about Mother’s Day is that it occurs during the school year (a very busy time of year, too!)
Father’s Day can be as big a bash as you want to throw. Can easily coordinate festivities with other families and friends. Idk, can be low stress.
Both should be during the summer!
Father’s Day can be as big a bash as you want to throw. Can easily coordinate festivities with other families and friends. Idk, can be low stress.
Both should be during the summer!
May 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My gripe about Mother’s Day is that it occurs during the school year (a very busy time of year, too!)
Father’s Day can be as big a bash as you want to throw. Can easily coordinate festivities with other families and friends. Idk, can be low stress.
Both should be during the summer!
Father’s Day can be as big a bash as you want to throw. Can easily coordinate festivities with other families and friends. Idk, can be low stress.
Both should be during the summer!
The weekend! I would like to be left alone to… idk, watch a documentary about the USPS. Maybe buy some stationery so I can write letters while learning about fuckin mail.
April 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The weekend! I would like to be left alone to… idk, watch a documentary about the USPS. Maybe buy some stationery so I can write letters while learning about fuckin mail.
Good news everyone
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April 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Good news everyone
a sweet potato
the most dependable joy
even with chef mike
the most dependable joy
even with chef mike
April 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
a sweet potato
the most dependable joy
even with chef mike
the most dependable joy
even with chef mike
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
For the past few years I have become increasingly jaded. I think I can get through it eventually. But man it really hurts the soul in the meantime.
March 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
For the past few years I have become increasingly jaded. I think I can get through it eventually. But man it really hurts the soul in the meantime.
This day kicked my ass
March 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This day kicked my ass
A very silly moment from my evening: Upstairs, quietly singing through sheet music for tomorrow’s church gig (catholic mass) while Charley is recording a metal band downstairs. Honestly kind of worked. Maybe they should write some lyrics in Latin.
March 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A very silly moment from my evening: Upstairs, quietly singing through sheet music for tomorrow’s church gig (catholic mass) while Charley is recording a metal band downstairs. Honestly kind of worked. Maybe they should write some lyrics in Latin.
Spuds vs. Ponies!
Currently: Spuds are up by 3!
Currently: Spuds are up by 3!
March 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Spuds vs. Ponies!
Currently: Spuds are up by 3!
Currently: Spuds are up by 3!
Damn I wish I could have read this earlier
Dear US friends. I hear you feel ashamed. Know that the world outside of US is well oriented as most of our media is not deceptive. Do not carry the burden of shame. That belong to your President, administration and deceptive Greedy Old Party. Shame do not serve you. It takes your power away. 1/10
March 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Damn I wish I could have read this earlier
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My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape
March 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape
I know I should cheer for all kids playing sports… but every time a rural MN town’s hockey team beats Edina I cannot contain my joy!
February 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I know I should cheer for all kids playing sports… but every time a rural MN town’s hockey team beats Edina I cannot contain my joy!
What is wrong with me that explains why I get uncontrollably sleepy on the only day of the week where I have free time to get things done? I can barely keep my eyes open. I have so much I wanted to get done today. Instead, all I’ve done is yawn, and then voice dictated this post.
February 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
What is wrong with me that explains why I get uncontrollably sleepy on the only day of the week where I have free time to get things done? I can barely keep my eyes open. I have so much I wanted to get done today. Instead, all I’ve done is yawn, and then voice dictated this post.
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[Billy Bob Thornton voice] it’s not that no one wants to read anymore, it’s that no one wants to read anything written by a robot with a giant stick up its ass. No one e’er wanted ‘at. You wanna hire,, WALL-EE to write your fuckin posts about both sides a climut change, be mah fuckin’ guest
February 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
[Billy Bob Thornton voice] it’s not that no one wants to read anymore, it’s that no one wants to read anything written by a robot with a giant stick up its ass. No one e’er wanted ‘at. You wanna hire,, WALL-EE to write your fuckin posts about both sides a climut change, be mah fuckin’ guest
New van battery as of yesterday. Very grateful today that it [remote] started strong for the -8 degree F drive to school!
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
New van battery as of yesterday. Very grateful today that it [remote] started strong for the -8 degree F drive to school!
I would like one of those “___ days since last” signs in my house for how long we have gone without car trouble. I feels like we’ve never gone above 10 days, but I know that can’t be true. Just take it for granted when things work as they should.
February 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I would like one of those “___ days since last” signs in my house for how long we have gone without car trouble. I feels like we’ve never gone above 10 days, but I know that can’t be true. Just take it for granted when things work as they should.
Mpls friends!!
made some little cutie valentines postcards, come on by the shop this weekend and grab some for your sweeties! or DM me and we can get ya some, I just have a bunch I need to get them in your hands lol
February 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Mpls friends!!
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made some little cutie valentines postcards, come on by the shop this weekend and grab some for your sweeties! or DM me and we can get ya some, I just have a bunch I need to get them in your hands lol
February 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
made some little cutie valentines postcards, come on by the shop this weekend and grab some for your sweeties! or DM me and we can get ya some, I just have a bunch I need to get them in your hands lol
Zonked from a long day, I said aloud: “I wish we had chocolate pudding.”
To which my kid replied, “Do you have the ingredients?”
😲
… I’m happy to report that we now have lil puddin dudes chillin in the fridge in cute lil jars.
To which my kid replied, “Do you have the ingredients?”
😲
… I’m happy to report that we now have lil puddin dudes chillin in the fridge in cute lil jars.
February 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Zonked from a long day, I said aloud: “I wish we had chocolate pudding.”
To which my kid replied, “Do you have the ingredients?”
😲
… I’m happy to report that we now have lil puddin dudes chillin in the fridge in cute lil jars.
To which my kid replied, “Do you have the ingredients?”
😲
… I’m happy to report that we now have lil puddin dudes chillin in the fridge in cute lil jars.
Finishing this documentary tonight. Still recommend 👍
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Finishing this documentary tonight. Still recommend 👍