Madame Simone
@madame-simone.de
Cis, she/her.
Sexwork activist.
Professional Dominatrix.
Kink Coach.
Crazy Cat Lady.
Vegan Food.
trans* rights!
Profile picture: me in all black striking a whip in the direction of the viewer
Header: my naked left foot playing with balloons.
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Madame Simone
@madame-simone.de
· Feb 1
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Gemäß der üblichen Logik reaktionärer Verbotsparteien müssten jetzt Würste, Fäuste und schlussendlich auch Weihnachtsmärkte verboten werden.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Gemäß der üblichen Logik reaktionärer Verbotsparteien müssten jetzt Würste, Fäuste und schlussendlich auch Weihnachtsmärkte verboten werden.
Bitte was?!
Mit fehlen die Worte.
"Der Bundestag stimmte für eine Gesetzesänderung, durch die ein sogenannter Pflichtanwalt entfällt. () Der CSU-Politiker argumentierte, Ziel sei es, die Zahl der Abschiebungen zu steigern."
www.deutschlandfunk.de/abschiebehae...
"Der Bundestag stimmte für eine Gesetzesänderung, durch die ein sogenannter Pflichtanwalt entfällt. () Der CSU-Politiker argumentierte, Ziel sei es, die Zahl der Abschiebungen zu steigern."
www.deutschlandfunk.de/abschiebehae...
Kein Rechtsbeistand mehr - Abschiebehäftlinge verlieren Anspruch auf Pflichtanwalt
Abschiebehäftlinge in Deutschland haben ihren Anspruch auf einen amtlich zugeteilten Rechtsbeistand verloren.
www.deutschlandfunk.de
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bitte was?!
Pink Barbarella! 😍
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Pink Barbarella! 😍
Unfamiliar Sub: ‘I want to spoil you!’
Me: ‘Great. Get your Metro card out, we're going to buy vegan bulk packs. You're paying!’
Sub: ‘...’
🤷🏻
Me: ‘Great. Get your Metro card out, we're going to buy vegan bulk packs. You're paying!’
Sub: ‘...’
🤷🏻
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Unfamiliar Sub: ‘I want to spoil you!’
Me: ‘Great. Get your Metro card out, we're going to buy vegan bulk packs. You're paying!’
Sub: ‘...’
🤷🏻
Me: ‘Great. Get your Metro card out, we're going to buy vegan bulk packs. You're paying!’
Sub: ‘...’
🤷🏻
Food.
Hmm. We've already had bee sting cake and chocolate mousse. I think I could try out the Cinnamood Copy Cat recipe that's been sitting around for tomorrow's D&D session.
Nothing wrong with a nice vegan cinnamon roll, right? 🤔
Hmm. We've already had bee sting cake and chocolate mousse. I think I could try out the Cinnamood Copy Cat recipe that's been sitting around for tomorrow's D&D session.
Nothing wrong with a nice vegan cinnamon roll, right? 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Food.
Hmm. We've already had bee sting cake and chocolate mousse. I think I could try out the Cinnamood Copy Cat recipe that's been sitting around for tomorrow's D&D session.
Nothing wrong with a nice vegan cinnamon roll, right? 🤔
Hmm. We've already had bee sting cake and chocolate mousse. I think I could try out the Cinnamood Copy Cat recipe that's been sitting around for tomorrow's D&D session.
Nothing wrong with a nice vegan cinnamon roll, right? 🤔
Whenever I find myself alone with a man in an unpredictable situation, I remember that I am not the only one alone with him. He is also alone with me. No witnesses. 😈
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Whenever I find myself alone with a man in an unpredictable situation, I remember that I am not the only one alone with him. He is also alone with me. No witnesses. 😈
Reposted by Madame Simone
Merry Bootsmas! They are a little dusty, who licks them clean?
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Merry Bootsmas! They are a little dusty, who licks them clean?
CN: injuries
How does every wannabe ‘slave’ show that he is not to be taken seriously and therefore makes himself uninteresting to serious doms?
‘I have zero limits’
Absolutely every human being has limits.
Are you really open to branding, castration, amputation, tattooing, burial in the ground...?
How does every wannabe ‘slave’ show that he is not to be taken seriously and therefore makes himself uninteresting to serious doms?
‘I have zero limits’
Absolutely every human being has limits.
Are you really open to branding, castration, amputation, tattooing, burial in the ground...?
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
CN: injuries
How does every wannabe ‘slave’ show that he is not to be taken seriously and therefore makes himself uninteresting to serious doms?
‘I have zero limits’
Absolutely every human being has limits.
Are you really open to branding, castration, amputation, tattooing, burial in the ground...?
How does every wannabe ‘slave’ show that he is not to be taken seriously and therefore makes himself uninteresting to serious doms?
‘I have zero limits’
Absolutely every human being has limits.
Are you really open to branding, castration, amputation, tattooing, burial in the ground...?
Woke up this morning and immediately realised that today is a low patience day.
I'll probably be rather cautious today when it comes to social media. We don't want to set everything on fire, right? Right?!
I'll probably be rather cautious today when it comes to social media. We don't want to set everything on fire, right? Right?!
Burn GIF
Alt: A red puppet with raised arms in front of a blazing fire.
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Woke up this morning and immediately realised that today is a low patience day.
I'll probably be rather cautious today when it comes to social media. We don't want to set everything on fire, right? Right?!
I'll probably be rather cautious today when it comes to social media. We don't want to set everything on fire, right? Right?!
Reposted by Madame Simone
If you only fight censorship right up to the line where it becomes your definition of porn, refusing to have solidarity with pornographers, I can't find it in me to care about your problems. You've shown you don't care about mine and will bounce the moment you get what benefits you.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you only fight censorship right up to the line where it becomes your definition of porn, refusing to have solidarity with pornographers, I can't find it in me to care about your problems. You've shown you don't care about mine and will bounce the moment you get what benefits you.
That completely passed me by. I haven't used Spotify for a while, but now it's being kicked off my mobile phone for good. The CEO investing in AI warfare technology? Big no from me!
futurism.com/spotify-mili...
futurism.com/spotify-mili...
Spotify Made a Huge Mistake With AI
As Spotify struggles to explain itself to investors, musicians are fleeing the platform due to controversial investments in AI weapons tech.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That completely passed me by. I haven't used Spotify for a while, but now it's being kicked off my mobile phone for good. The CEO investing in AI warfare technology? Big no from me!
futurism.com/spotify-mili...
futurism.com/spotify-mili...
Reposted by Madame Simone
Covid-19 am 5.12.25: weiter↗️😢
R_Berichte (korr)↗️1,14, Verdopplungszeit 21 Tage
R_Meldungen (adj.)↗️1,16, Verdopplungszeit 19 Tage
R_Hospitalisierung: ↗️1,11
Inkl. DZF 70:
Fälle (7T-M): ~88.000
Inzidenz: ~730 (~570)
Infiziert: 1 von ~96
R_Berichte (korr)↗️1,14, Verdopplungszeit 21 Tage
R_Meldungen (adj.)↗️1,16, Verdopplungszeit 19 Tage
R_Hospitalisierung: ↗️1,11
Inkl. DZF 70:
Fälle (7T-M): ~88.000
Inzidenz: ~730 (~570)
Infiziert: 1 von ~96
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I feel for my kids and their fellow D&D players. Nothing makes you realise you're an adult more than trying to get a bunch of grown-ups together and dealing with scheduling conflicts. ‘I can't make it then, but I could make it then!’ ‘Yeah, but I can't make it then.’
Welcome to the adult world 😬
Welcome to the adult world 😬
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I feel for my kids and their fellow D&D players. Nothing makes you realise you're an adult more than trying to get a bunch of grown-ups together and dealing with scheduling conflicts. ‘I can't make it then, but I could make it then!’ ‘Yeah, but I can't make it then.’
Welcome to the adult world 😬
Welcome to the adult world 😬
Reposted by Madame Simone
Es hat sich am Wochenende die Hitlerjugend 2.0 gegründet und Menschen sollen wieder auf Listen.
Ihr bekommt das mit?!
Ihr bekommt das mit?!
Wie befürchtet - der Blitz möge ihn treffen!
"Mit einer neuen Verordnung zur Umsetzung des Selbstbestimmungsgesetzes will das Bundesinnenministerium frühere Geschlechtseinträge und Vornamen dauerhaft speichern und an andere Behörden übermitteln."
#trans #selbstbestimmung #zwangsouting
"Mit einer neuen Verordnung zur Umsetzung des Selbstbestimmungsgesetzes will das Bundesinnenministerium frühere Geschlechtseinträge und Vornamen dauerhaft speichern und an andere Behörden übermitteln."
#trans #selbstbestimmung #zwangsouting
Selbstbestimmungsgesetz: Dobrindt plant Zwangsouting per Verordnung
Mit einer neuen Verordnung zur Umsetzung des Selbstbestimmungsgesetzes will das Bundesinnenministerium frühere Geschlechtseinträge und Vornamen dauerhaft speichern und an andere Behörden übermitteln. ...
netzpolitik.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Es hat sich am Wochenende die Hitlerjugend 2.0 gegründet und Menschen sollen wieder auf Listen.
Ihr bekommt das mit?!
Ihr bekommt das mit?!
Reposted by Madame Simone
Am Freitag bin ich in #chemnitz mit einem Vortrag: Sexarbeit und Menschenrechte. Es folgt eine Podiumsdiskussion zum Thema. #sexarbeit
https://www.sonnenberg-chemnitz.de/Veranstaltung/vortrag-sexarbeit-und-menschenrechte-mit-sonja-dolinsek-m-a-zeitgeschichte/?instance_id=45178
https://www.sonnenberg-chemnitz.de/Veranstaltung/vortrag-sexarbeit-und-menschenrechte-mit-sonja-dolinsek-m-a-zeitgeschichte/?instance_id=45178
www.sonnenberg-chemnitz.de
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Am Freitag bin ich in #chemnitz mit einem Vortrag: Sexarbeit und Menschenrechte. Es folgt eine Podiumsdiskussion zum Thema. #sexarbeit
https://www.sonnenberg-chemnitz.de/Veranstaltung/vortrag-sexarbeit-und-menschenrechte-mit-sonja-dolinsek-m-a-zeitgeschichte/?instance_id=45178
https://www.sonnenberg-chemnitz.de/Veranstaltung/vortrag-sexarbeit-und-menschenrechte-mit-sonja-dolinsek-m-a-zeitgeschichte/?instance_id=45178
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Dinge, die eigentlich selbstverständlich sein sollten:
Diese Petition beim Bundestag fordert, dass es keine Rosa Listen von trans Menschen geben darf, welche transfeindliche Politiker und Parteien nutzen könnten, um trans Menschen zu finden und zu verfolgen
epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_...
Diese Petition beim Bundestag fordert, dass es keine Rosa Listen von trans Menschen geben darf, welche transfeindliche Politiker und Parteien nutzen könnten, um trans Menschen zu finden und zu verfolgen
epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_...
Petitionen: Verwendung von Cookies nicht aktiviert
epetitionen.bundestag.de
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Dinge, die eigentlich selbstverständlich sein sollten:
Diese Petition beim Bundestag fordert, dass es keine Rosa Listen von trans Menschen geben darf, welche transfeindliche Politiker und Parteien nutzen könnten, um trans Menschen zu finden und zu verfolgen
epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_...
Diese Petition beim Bundestag fordert, dass es keine Rosa Listen von trans Menschen geben darf, welche transfeindliche Politiker und Parteien nutzen könnten, um trans Menschen zu finden und zu verfolgen
epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_...
Reposted by Madame Simone
„Die kranken und toten Katzen im Wald bei Neuruppin sind ein sogenanntes "Spillover"-Ereignis: Das Vogelgrippe-Virus springt von Wildvögeln auf Haustiere über. Die Region um Neuruppin ist ein bedeutender Rastplatz für Zugvögel, insbesondere Kraniche.“
#Brandenburg #Neuruppin
#Brandenburg #Neuruppin
Mehrere Freigänger-Katzen in Ostprignitz-Ruppin an Geflügelpest erkrankt
www.rbb24.de
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
„Die kranken und toten Katzen im Wald bei Neuruppin sind ein sogenanntes "Spillover"-Ereignis: Das Vogelgrippe-Virus springt von Wildvögeln auf Haustiere über. Die Region um Neuruppin ist ein bedeutender Rastplatz für Zugvögel, insbesondere Kraniche.“
#Brandenburg #Neuruppin
#Brandenburg #Neuruppin
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Schick mir einen Screenshot deiner Spende per Telegram oder E-Mail und gewinne eine einstündige Video-Session mit mir! Alle Details gibt's jetzt auf meinem Telegram News-Kanal:
👉 t.me/udr_news/334
👉 t.me/udr_news/334
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Schick mir einen Screenshot deiner Spende per Telegram oder E-Mail und gewinne eine einstündige Video-Session mit mir! Alle Details gibt's jetzt auf meinem Telegram News-Kanal:
👉 t.me/udr_news/334
👉 t.me/udr_news/334
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Chastity isn’t just about denial. It’s devotion, discipline and it’s you giving your body, your desire, and your control to Me.
The ache will change you. The service will shape you. And by the end you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
So… how brave are you feeling?
The ache will change you. The service will shape you. And by the end you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
So… how brave are you feeling?
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Chastity isn’t just about denial. It’s devotion, discipline and it’s you giving your body, your desire, and your control to Me.
The ache will change you. The service will shape you. And by the end you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
So… how brave are you feeling?
The ache will change you. The service will shape you. And by the end you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
So… how brave are you feeling?
Let's put the vegan hive mind to work for a moment:
Can anyone recommend a liquid smoke that has proven itself in practical tests and is available in Europe/Germany?
And which smoked paprika do you use? I love Spicebar's ‘Rauchige Drecksau’ (Smoky Bastard), but I also find it quite expensive.
Can anyone recommend a liquid smoke that has proven itself in practical tests and is available in Europe/Germany?
And which smoked paprika do you use? I love Spicebar's ‘Rauchige Drecksau’ (Smoky Bastard), but I also find it quite expensive.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Let's put the vegan hive mind to work for a moment:
Can anyone recommend a liquid smoke that has proven itself in practical tests and is available in Europe/Germany?
And which smoked paprika do you use? I love Spicebar's ‘Rauchige Drecksau’ (Smoky Bastard), but I also find it quite expensive.
Can anyone recommend a liquid smoke that has proven itself in practical tests and is available in Europe/Germany?
And which smoked paprika do you use? I love Spicebar's ‘Rauchige Drecksau’ (Smoky Bastard), but I also find it quite expensive.
Reposted by Madame Simone
Today is International Day for Persons with Disabilities. I'm a disabled SW and activist, and if you want to support my work, you can do so by buying me groceries, coffee, and research books (currently writing a legal history of American SW) here:
Throne.com/missloreleilee
Throne.com/missloreleilee
Lorelei Lee - Wishlist | Throne
Send Lorelei Lee gifts via Throne. Browse Lorelei Lee's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
Throne.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Today is International Day for Persons with Disabilities. I'm a disabled SW and activist, and if you want to support my work, you can do so by buying me groceries, coffee, and research books (currently writing a legal history of American SW) here:
Throne.com/missloreleilee
Throne.com/missloreleilee
Reposted by Madame Simone
Der politische Druck wächst. 💥 Wir brauchen Sichtbarkeit – jetzt.
Unterstützt Du uns dabei?
Jetzt spenden: gofund.me/d3f7d2bce
Unterstützt Du uns dabei?
Jetzt spenden: gofund.me/d3f7d2bce
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Der politische Druck wächst. 💥 Wir brauchen Sichtbarkeit – jetzt.
Unterstützt Du uns dabei?
Jetzt spenden: gofund.me/d3f7d2bce
Unterstützt Du uns dabei?
Jetzt spenden: gofund.me/d3f7d2bce
Alttext im zweiten skeet. Das sollte zu einem lauten Aufschrei führen. Persönlichkeitsrechte, anyone? Stattdessen wird geschwiegen und weg geschaut und vielleicht schon das "Fest der Liebe" geplant.
Ich kann das alles nicht mehr, und ich bin nicht mal direkt betroffen. *seufz*
Ich kann das alles nicht mehr, und ich bin nicht mal direkt betroffen. *seufz*
Auf 1 Wort, ihr Cissen, die ihr mir die ganze Zeit erzählt, sowas würde doch nicht passieren!! #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Ist nur mir nicht aufgefallen das Baden-Württemberg Rosa Listen für trans Personen ab 1.11.2026 verordnet hat
Bei Anmeldung der Vornamens und Personenstands Änderung sollen in Zukunft alte und neue Daten an örtlich Polizeidienststelle sowie das Landeskriminalamt weitergeleitet werden @dgti.org
Bei Anmeldung der Vornamens und Personenstands Änderung sollen in Zukunft alte und neue Daten an örtlich Polizeidienststelle sowie das Landeskriminalamt weitergeleitet werden @dgti.org
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Alttext im zweiten skeet. Das sollte zu einem lauten Aufschrei führen. Persönlichkeitsrechte, anyone? Stattdessen wird geschwiegen und weg geschaut und vielleicht schon das "Fest der Liebe" geplant.
Ich kann das alles nicht mehr, und ich bin nicht mal direkt betroffen. *seufz*
Ich kann das alles nicht mehr, und ich bin nicht mal direkt betroffen. *seufz*
A regularly recurring activity in my online training is that I first drive out the sexualisation of strangers and colleagues.
No, John, just because a woman comes across as confident in everyday life, you don't have to immediately turn her into a femdom in your head and jerk off to it.
No, John, just because a woman comes across as confident in everyday life, you don't have to immediately turn her into a femdom in your head and jerk off to it.
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
A regularly recurring activity in my online training is that I first drive out the sexualisation of strangers and colleagues.
No, John, just because a woman comes across as confident in everyday life, you don't have to immediately turn her into a femdom in your head and jerk off to it.
No, John, just because a woman comes across as confident in everyday life, you don't have to immediately turn her into a femdom in your head and jerk off to it.
Finally back at home. Due to train delay and other shenanigans, it took about 8.5 hours today.
Better than the 10+ hours from Thursday 🤷🏻
Better than the 10+ hours from Thursday 🤷🏻
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Finally back at home. Due to train delay and other shenanigans, it took about 8.5 hours today.
Better than the 10+ hours from Thursday 🤷🏻
Better than the 10+ hours from Thursday 🤷🏻