Smelly furtado
@madassbword.bsky.social
Breaking up w my bf for the week I need no distractions !! #grunchweek
April 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Breaking up w my bf for the week I need no distractions !! #grunchweek
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Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.
January 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.
These guys definitely fuck w the fleet foxes white winter hymnal
December 25, 2024 at 5:41 AM
These guys definitely fuck w the fleet foxes white winter hymnal
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"it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Let me suck them toes"
Let me suck them toes"
December 25, 2024 at 2:02 AM
"it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Let me suck them toes"
Let me suck them toes"
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The bots have found me on here wym if $2000 was sent to my cashapp what would I do w it?
December 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
The bots have found me on here wym if $2000 was sent to my cashapp what would I do w it?
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
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My small legion of burger king bots I keep in my garage that protect me from intruders and ne'er do wells
December 1, 2024 at 8:55 PM
My small legion of burger king bots I keep in my garage that protect me from intruders and ne'er do wells
Played pinball w my handsome awesome bf last night (second pic only for him)
December 1, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Played pinball w my handsome awesome bf last night (second pic only for him)
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plug a lil cool, but he weird
November 30, 2024 at 4:56 AM
plug a lil cool, but he weird
I wanna be friends with hope walz so bad
November 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I wanna be friends with hope walz so bad
Need to take my bf here
November 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Need to take my bf here
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“still punk as fuck” i whisper as i turn on my humidifier, air purifier and white noise machine
“Still punk as fuck” I attempt to say right before I nearly die choking on my own saliva
"still punk as fuck" i whisper on my 13th rewatch of the entire gilmore girls series in a row.
November 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
“still punk as fuck” i whisper as i turn on my humidifier, air purifier and white noise machine
Big fuck you to the other app that is riddled with faceless accounts that get boosted for telling me my opinion doesn’t matter anymore and i should join them, weirdo freaks
November 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Big fuck you to the other app that is riddled with faceless accounts that get boosted for telling me my opinion doesn’t matter anymore and i should join them, weirdo freaks
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I’m officially “enjoying modern family age”
November 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I’m officially “enjoying modern family age”
Last thing a sausage McMuffin sees when I get my dirty paws onnit
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Last thing a sausage McMuffin sees when I get my dirty paws onnit
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bring this show back NOW
November 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
bring this show back NOW
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Unsolicited duck pic!
November 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Unsolicited duck pic!
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problem with twitter’s algorithm is that they made it so if you don’t tweet like an incel or far right douchebag, they bury you, and so the weak people addicted to interaction or with dependent incomes have either already turned or turning, u can see the destruction in real time
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 AM
problem with twitter’s algorithm is that they made it so if you don’t tweet like an incel or far right douchebag, they bury you, and so the weak people addicted to interaction or with dependent incomes have either already turned or turning, u can see the destruction in real time
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the top political priorities of all republicans:
1. annoy “the libs”
2. force everyone to see they’re dog shit opinions
1. annoy “the libs”
2. force everyone to see they’re dog shit opinions
legitimately one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen on a social media website
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 AM
the top political priorities of all republicans:
1. annoy “the libs”
2. force everyone to see they’re dog shit opinions
1. annoy “the libs”
2. force everyone to see they’re dog shit opinions