Maddi Miller
@madsrellim.bsky.social
Hey, I’m shy and none of my friends are here yet. Can I hang out with you?
new game: go into a twitch chat with a well-established local lingo and try to figure out wtf anyone is saying
April 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
new game: go into a twitch chat with a well-established local lingo and try to figure out wtf anyone is saying
*sigh* bg3 honor run attempt #3
February 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
*sigh* bg3 honor run attempt #3
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[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
February 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
One time while having dinner at an Italian restaurant my mom looked at me and said “…You probably shouldn’t order spaghetti on a date”
February 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
One time while having dinner at an Italian restaurant my mom looked at me and said “…You probably shouldn’t order spaghetti on a date”
I saved my favorites of my own tweets when I deleted my twitter. No one will notice if I start reposting them here right?…👀
February 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I saved my favorites of my own tweets when I deleted my twitter. No one will notice if I start reposting them here right?…👀
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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
note to self: don’t attempt the underdark spectator fight when you’re only 69 xp from level 5
rip to my first honour mode tav. she’ll never get to bone karlach.
rip to my first honour mode tav. she’ll never get to bone karlach.
February 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
note to self: don’t attempt the underdark spectator fight when you’re only 69 xp from level 5
rip to my first honour mode tav. she’ll never get to bone karlach.
rip to my first honour mode tav. she’ll never get to bone karlach.
🧵 - things that have wiggled into my brain and permanently altered my lexicon and pronunciations:
January 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
🧵 - things that have wiggled into my brain and permanently altered my lexicon and pronunciations:
The most fun I’ve ever had on social media was in college when I spammed a small rural town’s yikyak with southern gothic horror posts and every single one of them got downvoted into oblivion.
Sometimes I remember that and wonder if they ever think of me.
Sometimes I remember that and wonder if they ever think of me.
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The most fun I’ve ever had on social media was in college when I spammed a small rural town’s yikyak with southern gothic horror posts and every single one of them got downvoted into oblivion.
Sometimes I remember that and wonder if they ever think of me.
Sometimes I remember that and wonder if they ever think of me.
No you don’t get it, that’s an eyes/ears hobby, so I need a hands hobby to do at the same time. This one is a eyes/ears/hands hobby, but the ears part is only like 75% so I need another ears thing to fill the other 25%
…What do you mean overstimulated?
…What do you mean overstimulated?
January 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
No you don’t get it, that’s an eyes/ears hobby, so I need a hands hobby to do at the same time. This one is a eyes/ears/hands hobby, but the ears part is only like 75% so I need another ears thing to fill the other 25%
…What do you mean overstimulated?
…What do you mean overstimulated?
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Go ahead and have that breakdown.
You earned it.
You earned it.
January 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Go ahead and have that breakdown.
You earned it.
You earned it.
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
Chat, is it “psychopath behavior” to simply remember what page of the book you were on in lieu of a bookmark, or are my friends just jealous that brain does numbers so good?
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Chat, is it “psychopath behavior” to simply remember what page of the book you were on in lieu of a bookmark, or are my friends just jealous that brain does numbers so good?
Walked home from work in the dark and cold after snow and ice shut down all the roads and now I think I’m getting sick. Like some pitiful victorian child.
January 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Walked home from work in the dark and cold after snow and ice shut down all the roads and now I think I’m getting sick. Like some pitiful victorian child.
Had to walk from work to my parents’ house last night bc of the icy road conditions, and my LotR walking app sent me a notification for a new milestone while I was hiking up a snowy hill
January 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Had to walk from work to my parents’ house last night bc of the icy road conditions, and my LotR walking app sent me a notification for a new milestone while I was hiking up a snowy hill
Update: it was closer to 5000
*sigh* let’s go wreck my icloud storage with approximately 500 saved tiktoks
January 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Update: it was closer to 5000
The “came back wrong” trope except this time it’s tiktok if the app is resurrected by whatever little shady deal is happening between Trump, Bytedance, and Meta
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The “came back wrong” trope except this time it’s tiktok if the app is resurrected by whatever little shady deal is happening between Trump, Bytedance, and Meta
*sigh* let’s go wreck my icloud storage with approximately 500 saved tiktoks
January 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
*sigh* let’s go wreck my icloud storage with approximately 500 saved tiktoks
Every time my roommate hears me yelling over knit/crochet projects she asks “how’s your relaxation hobby going?”
Trying to teach myself to crochet as a relaxing hobby and so far I am quite close to hurling the needle hook thing out of the window.
January 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every time my roommate hears me yelling over knit/crochet projects she asks “how’s your relaxation hobby going?”
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as a child and teenager i played more flash room escape games than maybe anyone else on earth. literal thousands of hours. i have never done an escape room in real life because i am afraid of what i would do to the other people in there if they got in my way
January 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
as a child and teenager i played more flash room escape games than maybe anyone else on earth. literal thousands of hours. i have never done an escape room in real life because i am afraid of what i would do to the other people in there if they got in my way
When you’re a hammer (billionaire), everything looks like a nail (a problem you can fix with money).
January 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When you’re a hammer (billionaire), everything looks like a nail (a problem you can fix with money).
“i need you to learn how to read a clock” i say to my incredibly vocal cat who has been loudly demanding dinner for the last hour
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“i need you to learn how to read a clock” i say to my incredibly vocal cat who has been loudly demanding dinner for the last hour
Once in 2007 a friend texted me so many times in rapid succession that it rendered my pink motorola razr utterly useless. I couldn’t even turn it off to get a moment of peace bc the barrage of notifications interrupted the power down cycle. I had to take the battery out.
January 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Once in 2007 a friend texted me so many times in rapid succession that it rendered my pink motorola razr utterly useless. I couldn’t even turn it off to get a moment of peace bc the barrage of notifications interrupted the power down cycle. I had to take the battery out.