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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
Whimsy. Ice cream. Avi by @fairyirl.bsky.social


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Pirate PSA: if you're shivering they're shivering. Bring your timbers inside
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Never realized how often I let my dog sniff items I’m holding just because I want him to feel included.
May 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Where's the pope?" He's under the sauce
May 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
April 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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god gave me allergies bc he knew i’d be too powerful if i could breathe
April 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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[facilitating an icebreaker]

so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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as soon as i loosen this belt it's over for you britches
April 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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[all four The Voice judges noticing you in the audience] BRING US THAT ONE
April 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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The horrors persist, but so do new, as yet unimagined horrors
April 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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they should just pick one of the St. Louis cardinals
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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There’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t be pope
April 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Saw white smoke at the Rice Krispies factory. They must have chosen a new Pop.
April 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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[on a date]

her: are you on bsky

me: 😁

her: are your posts any good

me: 😔
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off
March 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I'm not cheap and obsolete, I'm antique and expensive
April 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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kate bush running past sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Me: [putting my best foot forward]

My other foot: WOW. Just wow. I mean that guy? Unbelievable
April 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I got my peg leg stuck in the claw machine again and I’ll just get a new one.
April 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Looking for a good Schrödinger’s Caturday Service this weekend.
April 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Give him the Trix, you monsters.
April 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I found so many eggs please let me back in the house it’s dark
April 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I TRUSTED YOU. YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT US. DID YOU— YOU NEVER EVEN LOVED ME DID YOU is something my neighbor Darin just heard me yelling at the television
April 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Doing a whole parade float as a promposal to my favorite chatgpt voice
April 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM