maggienificent
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I play guitar and I do other stuff
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
The temperature outside today is obscene
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The temperature outside today is obscene
My husband just told me he didn’t understand my “musician jargon” (I used the word “tempo”)
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My husband just told me he didn’t understand my “musician jargon” (I used the word “tempo”)
I can’t be complaining all the time, the City of Ottawa has been doing a pretty good job of keeping the sidewalks clear during this snowstorm, at least in the areas that I have been
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I can’t be complaining all the time, the City of Ottawa has been doing a pretty good job of keeping the sidewalks clear during this snowstorm, at least in the areas that I have been
I wanna be neurotypical. I want to enter a space and feel like I belong there. I want to just be part of a conversation without rehearsing scripts for days in advance. I want to socialize for an hour and a half without ending up in a near-comatose exhaustion afterward
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I wanna be neurotypical. I want to enter a space and feel like I belong there. I want to just be part of a conversation without rehearsing scripts for days in advance. I want to socialize for an hour and a half without ending up in a near-comatose exhaustion afterward
Why do people have read receipts turned on in outlook. Do you really need to confirm that I saw that you accepted my meeting invite
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Why do people have read receipts turned on in outlook. Do you really need to confirm that I saw that you accepted my meeting invite
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Everything else aside, a veteran politician wrote a whole op-ed about how the failures of city policies he identifies are the fault of the people who, unlike him, vote against those policies.
And here’s the kicker: Tierney’s vote, the mayor’s vote, and all the like-minded councillors always have the numbers. They win. Every time.
So if their approach is always the one implemented… how are things not improving, Tim? 17/
So if their approach is always the one implemented… how are things not improving, Tim? 17/
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Everything else aside, a veteran politician wrote a whole op-ed about how the failures of city policies he identifies are the fault of the people who, unlike him, vote against those policies.
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Forced return to work policies in the federal public service...
They're saying that they're hoping people will leave, which makes this a deliberate, large-scale constructive dismissal effort.
They're saying that they're hoping people will leave, which makes this a deliberate, large-scale constructive dismissal effort.
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Forced return to work policies in the federal public service...
They're saying that they're hoping people will leave, which makes this a deliberate, large-scale constructive dismissal effort.
They're saying that they're hoping people will leave, which makes this a deliberate, large-scale constructive dismissal effort.
Been throwing kitty litter in the green bin for like 15 years and today the city has decided they’re not collecting it
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been throwing kitty litter in the green bin for like 15 years and today the city has decided they’re not collecting it
Oh my god Train Dreams is a beautiful movie
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh my god Train Dreams is a beautiful movie
Remember when you used to be able to order food to be delivered from a restaurant and it would take like 20 minutes
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Remember when you used to be able to order food to be delivered from a restaurant and it would take like 20 minutes
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RFK JR: you can no longer take that vaccine
ME: that sounds bad
RFK JR: instead...everyone will wang chung
ME: oh maybe it's not so bad
RFK JR: but not tonight
ME: fuck this shit
ME: that sounds bad
RFK JR: instead...everyone will wang chung
ME: oh maybe it's not so bad
RFK JR: but not tonight
ME: fuck this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
RFK JR: you can no longer take that vaccine
ME: that sounds bad
RFK JR: instead...everyone will wang chung
ME: oh maybe it's not so bad
RFK JR: but not tonight
ME: fuck this shit
ME: that sounds bad
RFK JR: instead...everyone will wang chung
ME: oh maybe it's not so bad
RFK JR: but not tonight
ME: fuck this shit
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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Can all the folk who just got reminded that they’ve listened to a tonne of music on streaming this year, have a look at the music they heard and buy some on bandcamp today? 🫡🙏🏼
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Can all the folk who just got reminded that they’ve listened to a tonne of music on streaming this year, have a look at the music they heard and buy some on bandcamp today? 🫡🙏🏼
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arrived 3 hours early for my flight but did not immediately go to my gate to make sure it exists. well guess what, Gate C32 is fictional and now I’m completely fucked
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
arrived 3 hours early for my flight but did not immediately go to my gate to make sure it exists. well guess what, Gate C32 is fictional and now I’m completely fucked
I like recording with a new person where they’re like “I really like this guitar part you wrote, it reminds me of (insert on of your favourite bands)”
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I like recording with a new person where they’re like “I really like this guitar part you wrote, it reminds me of (insert on of your favourite bands)”
I was going to stay indoors today but now that I’m outside I kinda just want to stay out in the snow
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I was going to stay indoors today but now that I’m outside I kinda just want to stay out in the snow
I guess I’m going to the grocery store with the remnants of last night’s lipstick on since I can’t seem to get it off
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I guess I’m going to the grocery store with the remnants of last night’s lipstick on since I can’t seem to get it off
Forcing my Mogwai influences on my bandmates in the studio today
And yes there is cat hair all over my pedal board
And yes there is cat hair all over my pedal board
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Forcing my Mogwai influences on my bandmates in the studio today
And yes there is cat hair all over my pedal board
And yes there is cat hair all over my pedal board
Oshawa Generals more like Oshawa Suck-erals am I right
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oshawa Generals more like Oshawa Suck-erals am I right
I had a dream that I offered to walk a family member’s dog and they suggested I wear roller skates to do it which just sounds like a recipe for injury
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I had a dream that I offered to walk a family member’s dog and they suggested I wear roller skates to do it which just sounds like a recipe for injury
I’m kinda into this Post Malone one cowboy boot thing
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’m kinda into this Post Malone one cowboy boot thing
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Rideau Canal skating conditions are not optimal yet. #ottskateinthelake
Short story writing prompt. Go! (from this morning at Dow's Lake)
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Rideau Canal skating conditions are not optimal yet. #ottskateinthelake