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18+ only | she/fae/it | catgirl | Bi af | Lady Luck's favorite | low tier with an icarus complex | G&W main | stats major because gambler wasn't a respectable career path | world's most game designer
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"secret penis"
keeping this thing working is basically a part-time job, I refuse to keep it a secret
keeping this thing working is basically a part-time job, I refuse to keep it a secret
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"secret penis"
keeping this thing working is basically a part-time job, I refuse to keep it a secret
keeping this thing working is basically a part-time job, I refuse to keep it a secret
if you stopped using twitter because of the AI, you're a coward. People making slop art was where you drew the line but not the fucking nazis? I do not trust you
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
if you stopped using twitter because of the AI, you're a coward. People making slop art was where you drew the line but not the fucking nazis? I do not trust you
sometimes people tell me to go suck a dick and i so desperately want to say "maybe i will", but unfortunately i have not come out to the types of people who say "suck a dick" regularly enough for me to have the opportunity to
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
sometimes people tell me to go suck a dick and i so desperately want to say "maybe i will", but unfortunately i have not come out to the types of people who say "suck a dick" regularly enough for me to have the opportunity to
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its impossible to be an atheist because transfems are goddesses
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
its impossible to be an atheist because transfems are goddesses
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Ah, Boxing Day, when we don the ceremonial gloves and step into the ring to ensure everyone at the family gathering thinks twice before misgendering us next year
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ah, Boxing Day, when we don the ceremonial gloves and step into the ring to ensure everyone at the family gathering thinks twice before misgendering us next year
kris deltarune is relatable to me because i too am transfem non-binary, would fuck up a pie, and am frequently possessed by a weird little thing trying to create drama
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
kris deltarune is relatable to me because i too am transfem non-binary, would fuck up a pie, and am frequently possessed by a weird little thing trying to create drama
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The true dividing line between millennials and zoomers is whether your sexual awakening was The Mummy or the Folger's Incest Commercial.
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The true dividing line between millennials and zoomers is whether your sexual awakening was The Mummy or the Folger's Incest Commercial.
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same people who go to work visibly sick while saying "don't worry i'm not contagious" based on vibes
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
same people who go to work visibly sick while saying "don't worry i'm not contagious" based on vibes
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If you think public health policy/ advice should be
“You don’t need testing if you’re sexually active and you’re super duper sure your partner wouldn’t cheat on you”
Instead of
“Sexually active people should get tested regularly”
You are reactionary
“You don’t need testing if you’re sexually active and you’re super duper sure your partner wouldn’t cheat on you”
Instead of
“Sexually active people should get tested regularly”
You are reactionary
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If you think public health policy/ advice should be
“You don’t need testing if you’re sexually active and you’re super duper sure your partner wouldn’t cheat on you”
Instead of
“Sexually active people should get tested regularly”
You are reactionary
“You don’t need testing if you’re sexually active and you’re super duper sure your partner wouldn’t cheat on you”
Instead of
“Sexually active people should get tested regularly”
You are reactionary
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The STI testing discourse is awesome because I'm learning about a whole bunch of people who think STI testing is a moral failing and I can block them all :)
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The STI testing discourse is awesome because I'm learning about a whole bunch of people who think STI testing is a moral failing and I can block them all :)
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Once again saying that if you can't even consider the possibility of a romantic relationship going badly, you need to address that before entering a romantic relationship.
"I won't get STI tested because it would imply a lack of faith in my partner." You are a danger to yourself and others.
"I won't get STI tested because it would imply a lack of faith in my partner." You are a danger to yourself and others.
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Once again saying that if you can't even consider the possibility of a romantic relationship going badly, you need to address that before entering a romantic relationship.
"I won't get STI tested because it would imply a lack of faith in my partner." You are a danger to yourself and others.
"I won't get STI tested because it would imply a lack of faith in my partner." You are a danger to yourself and others.
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any time i meet a new trans woman i do the same mental song and dance where i ask myself if i'd be the correct level of cool to pull off her name
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
any time i meet a new trans woman i do the same mental song and dance where i ask myself if i'd be the correct level of cool to pull off her name
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[after being grabbed by the chin] ".. your eyes are pretty"
"yeah now look in them while i tell you what a good job you're doing~"
"RED RED RED RED!!!!"
"yeah now look in them while i tell you what a good job you're doing~"
"RED RED RED RED!!!!"
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
[after being grabbed by the chin] ".. your eyes are pretty"
"yeah now look in them while i tell you what a good job you're doing~"
"RED RED RED RED!!!!"
"yeah now look in them while i tell you what a good job you're doing~"
"RED RED RED RED!!!!"
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trans people: i'm trans
society: ok
your bi friend you're trying to ignore: fallout tactics is actually pretty underrated
society: ok
your bi friend you're trying to ignore: fallout tactics is actually pretty underrated
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
trans people: i'm trans
society: ok
your bi friend you're trying to ignore: fallout tactics is actually pretty underrated
society: ok
your bi friend you're trying to ignore: fallout tactics is actually pretty underrated
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slowly getting demonified too, growing horns, growing bat wings, slightly thicker thighs, etc.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
slowly getting demonified too, growing horns, growing bat wings, slightly thicker thighs, etc.
been in such a mood for bollywood soundtracks today
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
been in such a mood for bollywood soundtracks today
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my circadian rhythm is on some strong one masked man shit
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my circadian rhythm is on some strong one masked man shit
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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this week on his claim that groceries were a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. ...
theonion.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
praying for white people again, hope they find a cure
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
praying for white people again, hope they find a cure
the best solution to a love triangle is not actually polyamory by the way, that's the second best solution. the actual best solution is for her to leave them both to die
December 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the best solution to a love triangle is not actually polyamory by the way, that's the second best solution. the actual best solution is for her to leave them both to die
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